Sam the Balance Bringer; A Really Loud Tutorial

Sam is like the coffee he drinks, with a splash of alcohol, heavily caffeinated and too hot to handle. Though he does have a serene side and genuine appreciation for life, love, and nature, if you're not a fan of loud music, obnoxious people, and constant trouble, he may not be the war elf for you. On a dying world stuck in an endless winter, Sam discovers an egotistical Sorcerer (Ethan) leading an elderly witch (Agatha) on a hunt for a weakened wyvern, abusing a poor mechanical orphan along the way. The elf is taken off his long-term mission on a race to the wyvern's aid, hoping to save her before Ethan and Agatha can kill the beast and use her corpse for the selfish desire of acquiring more power. But one turn leads to unseen curves Sam wasn't prepared for, now the lives of him and his friends, old and new, are in danger, and the only one capable of winning the day is him. Will he crack under pressure or pull himself together in time to keep the peace? I won't say here, read the book and find out! CHECK THIS!!! Rated M! This book deals with lots of swearing, murder, and minor gore. Make sure you can handle these subjects before reading; thank you and enjoy.