Humor

★★ Ain't feelin' the 9-to-5 grind, huh? ★★★★ Runnin' outta excuses to dodge the grind? ★★★★ How 'bout givin' your boss a good ol' ribbin', too? ★★ If you said 'yeah' to all the questions, stick around for another minute!

This book was written for the people who love poetry. You will find yourself when reading this to the array of different subjects as well as emotions of the feelings of the mind. It is my goal to keep the individual readers to have some sort of a perspective of reflection to something they may identify in my writing to bring them the emotion of thought as to think past the depth of just reading. From a practical approach of life's challenges to the fickle way politics is portrayed in my words to stir a little bit of controversy. It is my hope that my writing is of intrigue as to not disengage the audience that is reading. Please realize there are some parts that are of tragedy as well as tradition. It is my hope the readers enjoy what I have written from thought to words.

The highly anticipated sequel to 2023's The Filthy Easy Guide To Vocab is here! Samuel Clemenstein is back, and his vocabulary stylings are as filthy as ever. You! Yea, you. Your coffee table is looking mighty empty these days. I know something that would look pretty, pretty good on that tabletop. Do you have a guess? No, it's not a thick, boring, old Merriam-Webster dictionary. Its a slim-fit dictionary with a husky size attitude: The Filthy Easy Guide to Vocab: Second Batch.

"MYLES GARRETT: Unleashing the Beast - The Untold Story of Myles Garrett's Rise to NFL Dominance"Step into the trenches and witness the raw power of Myles Garrett in this gripping biography, "Unleashing the Beast." This narrative unravels the untold story of a gridiron force who rose to NFL dominance, leaving a trail of awe in his wake.From the early days of honing his craft to the thunderous clashes on the NFL field, explore Garrett's journey as he transforms into an unstoppable force. This book takes you behind the helmet, unveiling the passion, grit, and dedication that define Garrett's ascent to the pinnacle of professional football.Discover the pivotal moments, the bone-rattling tackles, and the strategic brilliance that make Myles Garrett a force to be reckoned with. As you navigate the highs and lows of his career, this biography delves into the man behind the helmet, showcasing the dedication and resilience that fuels his dominance."Unleashing the Beast" isn't just a tale of touchdowns and tackles; it's an exploration of the relentless pursuit of greatness on the gridiron. Whether you're a die-hard football fan or drawn to narratives of athletic prowess, this book is your front-row ticket to the awe-inspiring journey of Myles Garrett.Don't miss your chance to experience the untold story. Grab your copy of "MYLES GARRETT: Unleashing the Beast" now and witness the extraordinary rise of a gridiron behemoth.

A Second Trump Term won't have guardrails.Gonna threaten the crap outa Democracy.Maybe even restore the Republic. Cool.

We've all heard the tales of 'that' Bard.The Seducer. The Player.The one who believes the solution is always Love. Herein lie the songs of the infamous, the wanted, The Amorous Bard. Perhaps you too can woo the races of the realmswith the simple songs held within. Good Luck Adventurers!(And make sure you know a cleric or two!)

Life's journey can be a rollercoaster of ups and downs. We watch as the sands of time continue to sift through our fingers, or the constant weight of overbearing daily stress, it's vital to take time aside and do some inner exploration to find those simple pleasures. In the pages that follow, we embark on a whimsical exploration, an expedition not only to uncover the essence of life's simple pleasures but also to illuminate the path toward personal redemption.Humor, as they say, can be the best medicine. This book aims to inspire through laughter, showcasing how even the most mundane aspects of life can be woven into tales that teach us a thing or two about the human experience.At its core, this book extends an invitation, an invitation to introspect, to savor the nuances of existence, and to rewrite the narrative of your own personal struggles. It stands as a testament to the transformative power of finding one's own "meatloaf" and crafting stories that build up your belief system with the cadence of individual triumphs.For those grappling with the weight of depression, this guide serves as a beacon, offering not just solace but a blueprint for resilience. The pursuit of personal "meatloaf" becomes a metaphorical pilgrimage, a journey toward self-discovery, healing, and the rekindling of the spirit through the magic of humor.As the story unfolds within these pages, each reader may unearth the subtle joys awaiting their recognition--moments that, when woven together, form the tapestry of a meaningful and fulfilling life. In the pursuit of these personal "meatloaves," let this be a guide--a companion offering insights, reflections, and, above all, a gentle push toward laughter and joy.Through this guide, let us learn to embrace life, finding solace in the smallest joys and crafting narratives that echo through the corridors of our existence. May this journey be one of self-discovery, inspiration, and the unwavering pursuit of inner harmony. Sometimes, after all, silly humor is our last resort.Truth be told, I have not consumed meatloaf in more than 30 years. Just during a time of seemingly emptiness, it became a beacon for me pointing to an easier, happier time. It was through this journey that Ugzug was born.And as we embark on this expedition of the soul, may we find inspiration in the ancient wisdom of Ugzug, a caveman who, in the face of an unexpected pineapple incident, transformed adversity into triumph. Channel your inner Ugzug, build your own church of meatloaf, for within each of us resides the ability to conquer challenges, embrace the unexpected, and, ultimately, uncover our personal meatloaf buried deep within our souls, so that our Harmonyville thrives and brings us peace.

★★ Non hai voglia di andare a lavorare? ★★ ★★ Non sai più che scusa inventare per saltare il lavoro? ★★ ★★ Cosa dici? Ti piacerebbe anche prendere per il culo il tuo capo? ★★ Se hai risposto di sì a tutte queste domande, rimani con me ancora un minuto!

In this fourth collection of contorted word play, Dreyer again draws upon corporate buzz words, educational lingo, and welcome suggestions from friends. Here you find 166 new creations carefully culled from 1000 others penned over the past decade. As before, he encourages the reader to hide the captions and attempt to determine the underlying messages.

WELCOME TO THE PORCELAIN WAY. INSIDE YOU WILL FIND STILLS FROM 33 SHOWS FOR YOU TO LAUGH, COLOR AND SING ALONG WITH.What you will find in this book: 33 single-sided unique and funny images to avoid bleeding through and to allow pages to be removed for display in the bathroom or anywhere you feel a song coming on.Each show is accompanied by a Playbowl (Playbill) with a synopsis, song list and show writers.Each design is original, and artist created.Large format 8.5 X 11 inch (US Letter/A4 equivalent)A contents page with the order of the images to help you locate your favorite drawing.Laughs, toilet humor, toilet musicals and possible sing-a-longs. A unique gift for Broadway fans, plumbers, comedy fans, long-sitting bathroom users (us), budding artists, birthdays, musical lovers, and any occasion! Get yours today! The shows included: 1776Anny, Get Your PlungerAvenue PooBeauty Made a BeastDreamswirlsEpeetaFannieFlush, Flush BirdieGypsumHamlidtonHead's Wig: and the Irritable BowlsHello Potty!Into the BathroomLes MiserabowlsLittle Pot of HorrorsMerry PoopinsMiss SighgoingThe Music CanMy Fair Potty!Oliveher Swirl!The Phantom of the BathroomPoonocchioA Porcelain LinePorcelain What eand the 7 Mini-PotsPotty BootsPotty Todd!The Princess and the Pee!Rockin' Horror BowlRumpSingin' Near the DrainThe Sound of FlushingWest Flushing SToryWillie Swirl's Fudge Factory

Comedy served on the rocks.Al DeLuise is a retired computer programmer by day, a scotch drinker by night, and a divorced, balding father of three all the time. Now that his kids are too old to live at home but not too old to quit asking him for money, he spends his time adding to his Netflix queue, looking for love in many (if not all) of the wrong places, and going to his ex-wife's house for dinner.

Witness primordial origins and evolution of an unconventional web comic, Lab Journal! Dive into a quirky satirical world where humor meets academia in a blend of fantasy science fiction with a cup of coffee on the side. This important comic is now available in print for the first time, offering unique explorations of various themes, ranging from rib-tickling trips to Las Vegas to the enumerated laws of academic power. With a cast of characters including skeletons, cavemen, and mad scientists which rewrite alternative histories. Lab Journal invites readers to ponder a Swiftian realm of the unorthodox. This volume is peppered with bathroom humor, unprofessional comics, and bold takes on academic corruption. Its anti-woke, giga chad-based humor with occasional glimpses of underboob/s. This volume is a must-read for those who appreciate a comic that pushes boundaries and challenges norms, all while keeping you entertained and possibly enlightened.

Ambling through life, lots of little things occur to me. I admit that while some awe even me, some make my Mum's jaw drop - hence I haven't included those thoughts in this volume, because it's supposed to be...well, a nice book. Here I share my nicer musings and photos taken from everything around me - our garden, various beloved kittes both past and present, and from my walks around the streets. Here's hoping they bring a smile to your face and a new appreciation for the things that are around us everyday and everywhere. If only we take the time to look.

Cats need to practice self-care, just like humans! Welcome to Foggy's Cat Affirmations, where this little tabby cat shares some of her favorites. Come take a look at kitty mindfulness. This silly, humorous book for cat lovers is the perfect gift to brighten someone's day.

Have you ever wondered if your cat is an alien from outer space? UFO Cat Invasion just might make you a believer!Specifications: 3-inch diameter spaceship with a cat in the cockpit Loads of special effects: Spaceship features multiple light and sound effects and a magnetic mouse-catching feature (miniature mouse included) Display stand: a transparent stand allows you to rest and display your spaceship when not in use Miniature book: an illustrated, 32-page mini book explores the possible extra-terrestrial origins of cats Includes 3 button cell batteries.

Introducing "Astro Paws 2024" - your furry friend's astrological guide for the year ahead! Explore how cosmic influences might shape your pet's quirks and behaviors. From Aries dogs' fiery fetch enthusiasm to Libra cats finding balance, discover each sign's unique traits in simple, month-by-month forecasts. Crafted with a mix of astrological insight and pet know-how, this guide offers entertaining perspectives on your pet's personality. Whether you're a seasoned astrologer or just curious, find joy in uncovering what the stars hold for your loyal companions in 2024. Welcome to "Astro Paws 2024" - where the cosmos meets cute critters!This book is a fun and unique gift for pet lovers. Engaging and concise, it offers a quirky blend of astrology and animal companionship, perfect for any pet owner's collection.

Embark on a culinary journey unlike any other with "The World's Worst Recipes," a cookbook that hilariously defies all norms of cooking and taste. This is not just a cookbook, it's a wild ride through the most bizarre, eccentric, and downright absurd recipes you could ever imagine.From the savory quirks of "Cola-Marinated Chicken Wings" to the bewildering sweetness of "Mustard-Filled Donuts," each recipe in this book is a celebration of culinary creativity turned delightfully topsy-turvy. Be amazed by the ingenious use of everyday ingredients in ways that defy both logic and culinary tradition. Dishes like "Bacon and Banana Peel Pie" and "Coffee and Garlic Milkshake" will leave you both intrigued and bemused.What sets "The World's Worst Recipes" apart is not just its collection of outlandish dishes, but also its vivid and humorous illustrations, making it as much a visual treat as it is a gastronomic challenge. Each recipe is brought to life with playful artwork, highlighting the surreal and extraordinary nature of these imaginative dishes.Perfect as a gag gift or for anyone who enjoys a good laugh with their cooking, this book is ideal for chefs with a sense of humor, adventurous foodies, or anyone who appreciates the funnier side of the culinary arts. "The World's Worst Recipes" promises not just to entertain but also to serve as a whimsical addition to any cookbook collection.Whether you're daring enough to experiment with these recipes or prefer to enjoy them as light-hearted reading, this book is sure to be a conversation starter and a hilarious centerpiece in any kitchen.So, embrace your sense of culinary mischief and humor with "The World's Worst Recipes," the perfect gag gift for anyone who loves (or loves to laugh at) cooking. It joyously blurs the line between the grotesque and the gourmet!

Dans "Le Voyage du Dr. Amaka Allen", les lecteurs sont emportés dans un voyage émouvant et réconfortant qui traverse les complexités de la vie, de l'amour et de l'identité culturelle. Le Dr. Amaka Allen, une professionnelle de la santé mentale dévouée et compatissante, se retrouve à un carrefour lorsque des défis personnels et professionnels la poussent à retourner à ses racines à Asaba, au Nigeria.Le retour d'Amaka est bien plus qu'un voyage physique; c'est une odyssée émotionnelle et spirituelle qui l'oblige à affronter son passé. Ayant quitté le Nigeria pour les États-Unis à un jeune âge, elle lutte avec la dichotomie culturelle entre son héritage nigérian et son éducation occidentale. Le livre se déroule alors qu'Amaka navigue à travers une série de mésaventures comiques mais éclairantes, chaque rencontre servant de marchepied vers la découverte de soi et la réconciliation.Dès le moment où elle pose à nouveau le pied sur le sol nigérian, la vie d'Amaka prend des tournants inattendus. Elle croise la route d'une multitude de personnages divers, dont le musicien énigmatique J Suga, dont le charme remet en question ses notions d'amour, et le professeur Wallace, sévère mais perspicace, qui offre une perspective différente sur la vie et la sagesse. En renouant avec sa famille, Amaka se souvient des liens indéfectibles de la parenté et de l'amour inconditionnel qui la soutient.L'histoire est ponctuée de moments d'humour, principalement à travers les interactions d'Amaka avec la faune locale et les habitants excentriques d'Asaba. Ces moments plus légers équilibrent les thèmes plus profonds du roman, tels que la gestion de la perte, l'acceptation de son identité culturelle et la quête universelle du bonheur."Le Voyage du Dr. Amaka Allen" est bien plus qu'une histoire de retour à la maison; c'est un récit sur le pouvoir transformateur de l'acceptation de son héritage, la résilience nécessaire pour se remettre des revers de la vie, et le courage de faire face à ses peurs. C'est un témoignage du fait que parfois, le plus long voyage est celui qui nous ramène à nous-mêmes.Ce livre est une lecture captivante pour quiconque a déjà dû faire face aux incertitudes du chemin de la vie, offrant de l'espoir et une célébration de la vitalité de la culture nigériane, soulignée par des thèmes universels de l'expérience humaine.

Embark on an exhilarating journey into the world of cognition with "Interesting Tricky Riddles for Wise Kids," a mind-expanding collection that will ignite the intellect of young minds. This captivating book is not just a compilation of riddles; it's a key to unlocking the doors of creativity and critical thinking for your child.

Explore the fascinating history behind Pope Francis' ground-breaking decision to let priests to bless same-sex couples by reading the engrossing account of "Same-Sex Marriage." Discover the intricacies of this momentous historical event, as the book offers perceptive viewpoints on the changing face of same-sex marriage and much more!Come along on an understanding-promoting trip with us. This book is an invitation to consider the evolving dynamics of love, acceptance, and the place of institutions rather than merely recounting an occurrence.Participate in the discussion and interact with the story. The narrative develops-don't pass up the opportunity to participate in it!"Scroll Up and Select "Buy"!

Cercate una lettura fuori dall'ordinario o il regalo originale che possa garantire risate e sorprese? "Fatti Incredibili sulla Cacca" è la scelta ideale! Questo libro non è solo una collezione di curiosità; è un invito a esplorare il lato più bizzarro e divertente della vita.Non lasciatevi ingannare dal tema; "Fatti Incredibili sulla Cacca" è ricco di informazioni affascinanti con il perfetto equilibrio tra educazione e intrattenimento, rendendolo un libro sia divertente sia intelligente.Una pausa dal quotidiano: In un mondo pieno di sfide e preoccupazioni, " Fatti Incredibili sulla Cacca" offre una pausa leggera ed esilarante, un modo per rilassarsi ridere e addirittura imparare qualcosa di nuovo.Tra le Oltre 100 curiosità che troverai nel libro: Record e StatisticheFatti storici del mondo fecaleAneddoti inediti ed esilarantiPsicologia e Scienza nel mondo della caccaUna sezione FAQ (Tutto quello che avreste sempre voluto sapere)e tanto, tanto altro per un divertimento assicurato!Acquista Ora: È ora di scoprire il lato più leggero e sorprendente di un argomento di cui tutti sanno, ma di cui pochi parlano!

The life of Grian Geal, the princess of Nimrod, has undergone a radical change since she arrived on the Homeworld to live with the Polo family and meet her best friend and boyfriend, Marco. Together, they have faced countless adventures, challenged enemies, and discovered secrets about the origin of magic and their own family. However, in the present day, everything is in danger due to two threats that have resurfaced from the past: Mina Gránóg, a former warrior obsessed with eliminating monsters, and Carmele, an immortal lizard who seeks revenge on Grian's family and destroy the magic. Japanese version: ニムロッドの王女であるグライアン・ギアルの人生は、ポロ一家と暮らし、親友でありボーイフレンドであるマルコと出会うためにホームワールドに到着して以来、劇的に変化しました。彼らは一緒に数え切れないほどの冒険に直面し、敵に挑み、魔法の起源と自分たちの家族に関する秘密を発見してきました。しかし現代では、過去から再び浮上した 2 つの脅威により、すべてが危険にさらされています。モンスターの排除に夢中になっている元戦士のミナ・グラノグと、グリアンの家族に復讐して魔法を破壊しようとしている不死のトカゲのカルメレ

En el pueblo que la ha visto crecer, Eti, sigue siendo la Caminera. En la ciudad, la señorita Etelvina.Con la creencia de que su madre murió al tiempo de nacer ella de una fiebre muy mala que cogió a la cabeza caminó los primeros años de su vida. De su padre nunca se ha hablado en la Caseta de Camineros, la casa de sus abuelos y tías.A lo largo de su camino ha ido reseñado vivencias propias y ajenas y extraído de la paleta de colores el requerido a cada acontecimiento. Ha vertido lágrimas con sabor a hiel o miel. En torrentera unas y otras tan resecas como cardos agostados por la solanera.La vida ha ido desvelando historias ocultas: el descubrimiento de su familia materna y la llegada de noticias del padre que la abandonó en la casa de los abuelos. Acontecimientos que, pese a su impacto emocional, no le han desviado de su camino.La abuela Erundina, desde la puerta de la Caseta de Camineros, ha visto cómo Eti se ha adentrado, una y otra vez, entre jaras y encinas en busca de amaneceres preñados de esperanza.Personajes revestidos de tricornio, sotana y vara de mando, junto a un regreso sorprendente, intentarán quebrar su andadura.

In the labyrinthine corridors of the internet, where anonymity reigns supreme, a unique form of storytelling emerges. BE ME is a collection of 4chan greentexts that transcend the digital realm and delve into the absurd, hilarious, and sometimes poignant narratives crafted by anonymous storytellers. Immerse yourself in the quirky tales where every sentence begins with the iconic green ">" symbol. From epic adventures to everyday mishaps, BE ME invites you to step into the shoes of countless faceless users as they share their most memorable and often outrageous experiences. Journey through the bizarre landscapes of the internet, where a single green line sets the stage for narratives that will make you laugh, cringe, and ponder the complexities of the human experience. BE ME is more than just a collection of stories; it's a testament to the power of communal storytelling in the digital age. Get ready to navigate the chaotic, hilarious, and unpredictable world of 4chan greentexts. BE ME is not just a book. it's an invitation to explore the strange and captivating narratives woven by the denizens of the internet's wild frontier.

Lisa Marie Shankles is at it again in part two of Lies, Lust, and Larceny. In this sizzling sequel, Laylah Larceny (ET), the evil twin sister of Lilah Larceny (Pearl) has been in a stateside prison in upstate, New York for the past two years. She has had plenty of time to think about the crimes she committed in Norway and about her twin sister, Pearl who has escaped to Stockholm, Sweden with her new boyfriend, Birger Brekken. ET is hell-bent on finding her sister and somehow make her pay for what happened to her. *Stay Tuned for part III, Out of This World coming out in 2024!

Joe Valentine is a down-on-his-luck environmental service worker who robs a bank and is quickly captured. During his arrest, he reflects on the bad mistakes he made in his life and how he got to the point of robbing a bank. From getting a divorce to losing a child, to getting stuck in a tree by a dog and knocking over a casket with a body in it. Not Your Average Joe is both heart-touching and hilarious.

In "Hilchos Xmas," readers are invited on a unique and humorous journey that intertwines the intricacies of Jewish law with the cultural aspects of Xmas. This book, a product of collective creativity and years of internet humor, serves as a comprehensive compilation of the various "Laws of XMAS" that have been humorously imagined and shared online since the late 1990s.The genesis of "Hilchos Xmas" can be traced back to a lecture by R' Joseph Ber Soloveitchik, where he humorously speculated on how Jewish law would approach the concept of a Christmas tree. This idea sparked a series of creative and witty interpretations of Jewish law applied to Xmas, culminating in a rich collection of fictitious Halachos.The internet era saw a surge in this humorous endeavor, with notable contributions from Akiva and Ilene Miller, Andy Bloom, Heshy Fried, and Rabbi Eli Fink, among others. The peak of this creative wave was between 2012 and 2014, marked by a flurry of tweets under the hashtag #hilchoschristmas, which saw hundreds of imaginative Halachos being shared and celebrated online.The author, choosing to remain anonymous, has meticulously gathered, edited, and organized these contributions into a format that mirrors authentic Halachic texts. The book is careful to maintain a respectful tone, avoiding any content that might be deemed offensive or in poor taste. The humorous nature of the book is underscored by the use of Yeshivish language and the playful dialogues between the fictional Rabbinic characters, Reb Rudolph and Frosty the Fester Rebbe."Hilchos Xmas" is more than just a collection of jokes; it's a reflection on the Jewish tradition of using humor as a coping mechanism and a tool for survival. It's a testament to the creativity and resilience of the Jewish spirit, even when faced with the absurd or the challenging.The book is a must-read for those who appreciate a good-natured parody and the intricate beauty of Jewish law, albeit presented in a light-hearted and unconventional manner. However, it comes with a caution: the content is purely for humor and should not be taken seriously. If you're easily offended or lack a taste for such humor, this book might not be for you.In essence, "Hilchos Xmas" is a celebration of Jewish humor, a tribute to the community's ability to find laughter and lightness even in the most unexpected places. It's a reminder that sometimes, the best way to understand our traditions and ourselves is through a lens of good-hearted fun and satire.

When Smart Men Go Wild with Cryptograms PuzzleYou're a smart man, but whenever you face a riddle, you feel like you're skating without skates. Fear not, this book is your filter to turn those riddles from nightmares into just another day at the office!Benefits This Book Will Bring To You: Puzzle-solving prowess: You'll become the "riddle master" that everyone looks up to, replacing your reputation as the "dimwit" in your friends' eyes.Communication Skills: Your improved puzzle-solving skills will make you feel more comfortable striking up discussions and forming new connections.Joyful Memories: Alongside humorous and intriguing riddles, this book will make every leisure moment of yours more memorable and fun-filled!Grab this book now, not just to sharpen your intellect but also to create lasting memories and laughter in your life! *The product is very suitable as a gift for anyone*

In a house, not plain nor tame, Lived a couple, sans any shame.Jack and Jill, they were their names, Their love life? Not quite the same. Jack said to Jill with a grin, "Let's invite someone else in."Jill nodded, with a sly look, As if she read from a different book. In came Joe, with a strut so bold, Into a story that's rarely told.Jack sat back, with a view so keen, As Jill and Joe set a scene unseen. Jack, the watcher, with a smile so wide, Jill and Joe, no need to hide.A game of love, with rules unbound, In their little house, where joy was found. Oh, cuckolding, a tale so old, Some girls want more than diamonds and gold.A story of love, trust, and play, Where everyone's happy, in their own way.

Description: Prepare for a hilarious journey into the world of "The Old Farmer's Phrases Vol. 1"! This collection of 31 raunchy and edgy one-liners promises side-splitting moments, perfect for anyone in need of a good laugh. These aren't your typical jokes; they're the kind that catch you off guard, leaving you in stitches and maybe even shedding a tear or two. Key Features: Wit that Cuts Like a Welder's Torch: If you appreciate humor hotter than Satan's a**hole, you're in for a treat! Brace yourself for mature and edgy humor that's perfect for adults with a taste for the wild side. Outrageous: Rooted in decades of family humor, these jokes have been shared and cherished by grandparents, fathers, uncles, and aunts. Now, it's your turn to experience the legacy of laughter. Versatile Charm: Born from the heart of farms and blue-collar environments, these jokes resonate with the hardworking spirit and down-to-earth humor of everyday life, making them equally enjoyable for anyone seeking comedic relief. Something for Everyone: With a mix of styles, there's a joke for every personality and situation. From sarcastic zingers to witty quips, "The Old Farmer's Phrases Vol. 1" ensures that laughter knows no bounds. Whether you're facing the daily grind of a serious job, looking to lighten the mood during your hectic day, or simply seeking a good laugh, "The Old Farmer's Phrases Vol. 1" is the perfect match. It might just become the book that ends up next to your favorite reading spot... or travels with you, ready to provide the perfect line for your next conversation or meeting-even in the most unique of places, including the throne! Add a touch of spice to your day and dive into this collection of rib-tickling, no-holds-barred humor.