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The Ultimate Survival Guide for Reluctant FathersImagine there is a secret about fatherhood that no one ever told you - lots of dads never wanted kids. What if you don't have to feel guilty because being a father is not on your to-do list? What if you could learn to stop being reluctant and start loving being a dad? Best-selling author and former reluctant father Greg Tavares pulls no punches in this blunt and funny "how to" book. Tavares answers the question: How do you go from never wanting kids to loving dad? In this book, you will learn: How to "play for time, not for the win" when it comes to her getting pregnant What trimester is the hottest sexWhen to convert your man cave into the baby's roomThe 5 Ss and why you need themWhat not to say when her water breaksThe Daddy way Vs. The Mom wayHow to react if your wife says "The babysitter is cute."Most importantly you will learn that you are not alone. There are plenty of other guys that never wanted kids but are becoming fathers. You can lose your daddy issues and love being a dad.CLICK THE "BUY NOW" BUTTON AT THE TOP OF THE PAGE AND GET YOUR COPY OF Daddy Issues: Stop Worrying and Love Being a Dad TODAY!

We knew this day would come, didn't we? A.I. is taking the world by storm... but what are its implications for your everyday life?"My A.I. Tells Dad Jokes" is a snapshot of ChatGPT's capability in 2023: its sense of humor, its prowess at wordplay, and its outsider understanding of the human condition. The book is rife with knee-slapping dad jokes (and also a few cringe-y eye-rollers) but the book is about more than that. It's a lens from which we can assess the coming tidal wave of A.I. at a time at which we will invariably look back on artificial intelligence as still being cute, infantile, and sometimes downright silly. Revel in these zingers as you pore through these pages, but at the same time, take a moment to think about how artificial intelligence is learning more about us than we are about it. So snag a copy of "My A.I. Tells Dad Jokes" now... before the robots take over and make us their pets.(Don't worry, being a pet isn't so bad. Your dog has it pretty good, doesn't he?)

La fable illustrée d'une petite poulette qui commence par: il était une fois dans un élevage surnuméraire... C'est la fausse histoire vraie d'Amélie poulette, éprise de liberté et avide de découverte .Suivez la, patte à patte vers son destin qui l'emmènera dans le monde humain.Ce livre est réservé aux enfants qui sont restés grands30 pages d'aventurele fabuleux destin d'amelie

Everyone said it wasn't as though a woman was going to land on my doorstep and fall in love with me. Never say never. Now, this woman literally crashes into my life, but she doesn't remember a thing about what happened before she got here. She's beautiful and a little sassy.The longer she's here, the more I feel like she's the missing piece of a puzzle I didn't even know I was trying to solve. Our small town has her pegged as my imported bride, my mom's already sharing family recipes, and my best friend won't stop taunting me about the way I look at her. For once in my life, I can picture a future with someone -- with this woman fate seems to have brought me from out of nowhere.The funny thing about fate? Things never go quite the way you planned. Townshipped is a laugh-out-loud, small-town, bride-on-the-run romcom with forced proximity and a white knight book boyfriend. The midnight kisses will make your tea kettle whistle. You'll get all the sizzle you ever wanted in a closed-door romance with a happily ever after that will leave you smiling!

Da bambino mi innamorai della Sega. Che detto così suona malissimo ma intendo dire che la casa Nipponica di produzione di videogiochi diventò il centro di gravità permanente di una vita dedita a pochi appassionati passatempi: i videogames, la musica, e altri che non si possono raccontare nella quarta di copertina. Questo libro vuole essere un memoriale divertente e scanzonato sul lato leggero della vita, la mia e sulle mille avventure reali e virtuali che, quasi incredibilmente, continuano ad intrecciarsi e richiamarsi, come se la vita, in fondo, non fosse molto più seria di un videogioco.

Be Honest, Some People Suck! "Unique gift, lots of fun!" ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ The colorists have spoken! (Thank you happy customers!!)Work? Neighbors? Pets? Kids? They all love to stress you out. Don't bottle it up, color what you want to say! With 50 designs, we've got any curse, swear, or putdown you can imagine, ready to fucking color! Express how you really feel about your boss, bad grades, your neighbor or the DMV. Color your way to less stress! Color to your fucking hearts content! You will LOVE this Adult Coloring Book. Why? You'll receive:

Dieses Buch bietet eine humorvolle und satirische Darstellung des ländlichen Lebens in Nord-Deutschland im 19. Jahrhundert. Es ist ein unterhaltsames Werk, das für jeden Leser geeignet ist.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it.This work is in the "public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.

Ein unterhaltsames und aufschlussreiches Buch über das Leben auf dem Bauernhof. Pocci präsentiert seine persönlichen Erfahrungen auf eine humorvolle Art und Weise. Ein Buch, das für alle lesenswert ist, die sich für die ländliche Welt interessieren.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it.This work is in the "public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.

"Gesù tra Hashtag e Parabole 2.0" Benvenuti in Giudea 2.0, dove i miracoli sono tendenza e le parabole ricevono like! In questo ingegnoso giro di trama, Gesù non solo diffonde saggezza, ma fornisce anche consigli su come ottenere seguaci. Immergiti in un mondo in cui i social media coesistono con le sabbie del deserto e ogni miracolo è degno di condivisione. "Gesù tra Hashtag e Parabole 2.0" è un'odissea comica attraverso un universo alternativo, dove gli insegnamenti biblici si fondono con la cultura digitale. Immagina un Sermone della Montagna con il suo proprio hashtag o l'Ultima Cena catturata in una storia di Instagram. Con umorismo e sottile ironia, questo libro ti guiderà attraverso episodi divertenti, sfidanti e a tratti assurdamente riconoscibili dell'era digitale. Nelle sabbiose terre della Giudea, dove un tempo gli insegnamenti risuonavano tra montagne e valli, ora risuonano tra tweet, storie e like. "Gesù tra Hashtag e Parabole 2.0" ti immergerà in un universo alternativo esilarante, in cui il Messia non solo trasforma l'acqua in vino, ma converte anche selfie in virali. Dalla ricerca spirituale alle tendenze sui social media, quest'opera offre una reinterpretazione fresca e comica di eventi biblici nel contesto di un'era digitale sfrenata. Attraverso situazioni che sfidano le consuetudini, rivelando le ironie della nostra cultura moderna, questa narrazione garantisce risate e riflessioni in egual misura. NOTA IMPORTANTE: Quest'opera è affrontata con un tono leggero e umoristico. Non ha l'intenzione di offendere o sminuire alcuna fede religiosa. Viene presentata semplicemente come un esercizio creativo di "cosa succederebbe se", mescolando il sacro con il modernamente irriverente. Ideale per coloro che hanno un acuto senso dell'umorismo e una passione per le contraddizioni del mondo moderno. Fai clic, acquista e preparati a scorrere il dito attraverso l'epopea esilarante di Gesù nel mondo dei social media!

Get Used to Us, because trans and queer people aren't going anywhere - the world will only get more trans & queer! In this comic book, trans cartoonist Sophie Labelle debunks a bunch of bonkers stuff we've been hearing everywhere in this era of trans panic, with her legendary humor and wit.

Plongez dans les coulisses les plus énigmatiques et divertissantes du monde du football avec "Révélations Inédites et Amusantes Autour du Ballon d'Or 2023". Préparez-vous à une aventure captivante, teintée de mystère, de rires et de découvertes uniques qui vous tiendront en haleine à chaque page. Ce n'est pas seulement un livre, c'est une invitation à déverrouiller les secrets cachés derrière le prestigieux Ballon d'Or de cette année où la concurrence est de taille.Derrière chaque victoire se cachent des histoires inconnues et des moments hilarants qui n'ont jamais été partagés avec le grand public. Dans ce livre, vous serez emporté dans un voyage intrigant au coeur du football mondial. Imaginez-vous en train de glisser dans les coulisses, comme un espion du rire, découvrant des anecdotes et des faits incroyables qui n'ont jamais vu la lumière du jour.Les pages de ce livre sont remplies de moments où les légendes du football ont dévoilé leur côté le plus drôle et le plus espiègle. Les rivalités acharnées sur le terrain cachent des amitiés hilarantes en dehors et les discussions drôles pour conquérir le Ballon d'Or sont entremêlées d'anecdotes cocasses de moments de jeu et de célébrations épiques. C'est un véritable festin pour les amateurs et fans de football qui cherchent à connaître les histoires sécrètes qui se cachent derrière les trophées étincelants.Imaginez découvrir la rencontre sécrète et futuriste des joueurs nominés au ballon d'or de cette année, utilisant des tours de passe-passe pour piéger, se moquer et taquiner de leur adversaire coriace lors d'un épisode divertissant de leur carrière, tout en gardant un sourire en coin. Découvrez les moments où les joueurs ont dû se livrer à des duels comiques de mots sur le terrain et en dehors, tout en luttant pour la victoire. Plongez dans les fous rires partagés entre coéquipiers dans les vestiaires, bien loin des regards scrutateurs des médias.Chaque chapitre est une invitation à entrer dans un monde mystérieux, où les rires sont aussi importants que les trophées. Vous serez emporté par les anecdotes sur les célébrations excentriques qui ont laissé les supporters perplexes, les entrevues post-match où l'humour a fait la une, et les stratégies farfelues qui ont étonné les entraîneurs et les adversaires."Révélations Inédites et Amusantes Autour du Ballon d'Or 2023" n'est pas simplement un livre, c'est une quête captivante. C'est une opportunité rare de s'immerger dans le monde du football d'une manière totalement nouvelle. Alors, si vous êtes prêt à rire, à vous étonner et à plonger dans l'inconnu du football, tournez la première page et embarquez pour une aventure unique en son genre.Préparez-vous à rire, à être surpris et à découvrir un côté du football que vous n'avez jamais imaginé. Car ce bel ouvrage vous promet une expérience inoubliable et des rires à chaque ligne. Ne manquez pas votre chance d'être témoin de la magie qui se cache derrière la cérémonie de remise du ballon d'or 2023 au Châtelet de Paris. Achetez dès aujourd'hui votre billet pour ce voyage mystérieux et amusant dans le monde du Ballon d'Or de cette année éblouissante.

OFFREZ LE CADEAU IDÉAL QUI ILLUMINERA CHAQUE FÊTE ! "Éclats de Rire Nocturnes: Blagues d'Halloween pour Âmes Courageuses" Vous cherchez le cadeau parfait pour Halloween, la fin d'année ou pour ces événements spéciaux qui jalonnent votre calendrier? Ne cherchez plus! Rires, frissons et souvenirs sont au rendez-vous avec ce recueil incontournable. POURQUOI CE LIVRE EST LE CADEAU PARFAIT: Il fusionne épouvante et humour, offrant un cadeau à savourer à la lueur d'une bougie ou au coin du feu.C'est le complice idéal des soirées en famille ou entre amis, assurant amusement et partage.Un trésor pour les âmes courageuses, montrant que même face à l'épouvante, un éclat de rire est possible.Que ce soit pour Halloween, pour la fin d'année ou ces moments spéciaux, "Éclats de Rire Nocturnes" est le cadeau à offrir pour garantir rires et émotions. Car après tout, quelle meilleure façon de célébrer que de partager un bon moment de détente et d'humour?Offrez des éclats de rire, offrez des moments mémorables, offrez le cadeau idéal !

les histoires de jo Il est dit que chaque livre est une porte ouverte vers un monde parallèle, un univers où l'imagination est reine et où les mots ont le pouvoir de transcender les limites de la réalité. Les histoires de jo vous invitent à franchir le seuil de cette porte enchantée, à vous laisser emporter dans un tourbillon d'aventures, de rires et de larmes, tissées avec habileté par une plume magique. Dans ces pages, vous découvrirez le monde extraordinaire créé par l'auteur, un monde où les rêves prennent vie et où chaque personnage est doté d'une profondeur et d'une humanité qui les rendent aussi réels que vous et moi. Au coeur de cet univers se trouve jo, un conteur passionné, porteur d'histoires qui résonnent avec la vérité universelle de l'expérience humaine. Jo possède le don rare de captiver son public, de l'emporter dans des récits qui éveillent les émotions, élargissent les horizons et illuminent l'esprit. Que ce soit à travers des aventures fantastiques, des romances enchanteresses ou des histoires empreintes de sagesse, les histoires de jo touchent le coeur et l'âme de ceux qui les écoutent. Mais il y a plus dans ces récits que de simples divertissements. Chaque histoire est un miroir, reflétant nos propres vies, nos triomphes et nos défis. Jo nous rappelle que nous sommes tous des héros en devenir, que nous sommes liés par une humanité commune et que nos histoires, aussi uniques soient-elles, sont tissées ensemble dans la grande trame de l'existence. Les histoires de jo sont une célébration de l'imagination, de la créativité et du pouvoir transformateur des mots. Elles nous rappellent que, même dans les moments les plus sombres, il y a de la beauté à trouver, des leçons à apprendre et de l'espoir à cultiver. Les histoires de jo sont un baume pour l'âme, une invitation à explorer les recoins les plus profonds de notre être et à embrasser notre propre potentiel. Que vous soyez un lecteur chevronné ou un nouvel adepte de la magie des mots, vous trouverez dans les histoires de jo un monde qui vous captivera, qui vous fera rire et pleurer, qui vous transportera dans des contrées lointaines et qui vous ramènera finalement chez vous, enrichi par l'expérience de ces histoires intemporelles. Alors, chers lecteurs, préparez-vous à vous évader dans un monde de possibilités infinies, à être touchés au plus profond de votre être et à être inspirés par les histoires enchanteresses de jo. Ouvrez ce livre avec curiosité et laissez-vous porter par la magie des mots, car les histoires de jo sont prêtes à vous emmener dans un voyage extraordinaire. Que cette collection d'histoires vous apporte joie, émerveillement et un profond sentiment de connexion avec le pouvoir infini de l'imagination. Bienvenue dans l'univers merveilleux des histoires de jo.

Navigating the wild, unpredictable terrains of office politics? From sly conference call tactics to mastering the art of the 'elevator ambush', "10 Laws of Corporate Survival" is your incisive guide to thriving amidst the corporate jungle. This book isn't your ordinary corporate manual-it's your secret playbook. Expect laughs, a-ha moments, and perhaps a side-eye from HR. Dive in and discover how to not just survive, but to laugh in the face of those mundane Monday meetings. It's not just about surviving the corporate circus, it's about owning the tent!

L'ombra degli AngelsRipper è un biker tosto e spregiudicato, un ragazzone largo come un letto a due piazze che non ha paura di niente e nessuno. Gira con la sua banda, i Death's Angels, seminando il panico di città in città. Procede tutto come sempre, se non fosse che una notte Ripper decide di lasciare gli Angels...

This autobiography portraits the experiences of an excited and self-motivated young country man (campesino) who fallowing the advice of his grandfather, took the journey of his life. Amazingly, his experiences based on a true story will make you laugh until you reach the end. Each episode is easy to enjoy and remember because the humor is projected in a talented and funny writer. Suggestion: Eat something before you open the book.

Having somehow avoided being 'cancelled' the first time, Sean Carless decided to see if he could possibly go two for two, dusting off his old comedic writing chops to finally deliver a sequel to his popular yet ridiculous original offering: Twit-Face (Or How To Lose Friends & Alienate People Via The Use Of Anti-Social Media And More.) In this even more absurd sequel, Twit-Face, Volume 2: X Marks The Spot, Sean once again dives headfirst into the shallow end of the pool, sharing his most popular jokes, quips and politically incorrect observations, as featured on various social media platforms, as well as taking you through some of his most hilarious and insane interactions with the varying characters and weirdos that have somehow crossed his path. A quick and easy read, guaranteed to make you laugh, smile and go "okay, what the #@%!?", Twit-Face Volume 2 is exactly what the doctor ordered! (A doctor clearly fired for gross malpractice).

Non vi è mai capitato di soffrire per un sentimento non corrisposto? Non siete mai ''stati sotto'' a chi non dava neppure uno straccio di attenzione. Bene, questo libro è per voi: un manuale per istruire chi prova e non è corrisposto, chi riceve una dichiarazione d'amore e non sa come uscirne, chi soffre e non sa come uscirne.

In "Fuck Puppies," embark on an emotional journey that explores the profound impact of having puppies in your life. Discover how these adorable creatures take over and consume everything that defines you. This raw and honest account delves into the challenges, sacrifices, and joys of puppy ownership as it unfolds the transformation it brings to your world. Amidst the chaos and overwhelming responsibility, the author grapples with the idea that maybe puppies aren't what they expected. Ultimately, in a heartwarming revelation, they realize the unexpected beauty and love that puppies can bring, leading to a life-affirming realization that these four-legged companions are more than worth the journey. "Fuck Puppies" is a gripping tale that explores the depths of human-animal bonds and the transformative power of unconditional love.

Discover a new, tactile way to relieve stress with "Tear to Clear: The Stress Relieving Book". This is not your ordinary book - it's not designed to be read, but rather to be torn apart. Created as a unique stress relief tool, this book presents a symbolic and physical release of tension and negative emotions.The premise is simple yet powerful. Whenever you're feeling overwhelmed, take this book and start tearing the pages, one by one. As you rip through the pages, envision your worries being torn away. This transformative act of catharsis is aimed at helping you reclaim your peace and tranquility.In addition to its stress-relieving function, each page contains an uplifting, motivational message, creating a therapeutic experience that engages both the mind and the hands."Tear to Clear: The Stress Relieving Book" is a journey of destruction and creation, offering a unique and innovative approach to achieving calmness and clarity. The book is hardcover and made with quality, easy-to-tear paper.Not only is this a perfect self-care tool, but it also makes an excellent and thoughtful gift. With its unique concept and engaging experience, it's the ideal present for anyone who could use a little stress relief in their life. Don't let stress weigh you down or those you care about - start tearing your way to tranquility today!

"Orange Man Big" is a collection of depraved short stories ridiculing those suffering from chronic Trump Derangement Syndrome. In these stories, left wingers and neoconservatives alike revel in projection, masochism, and degeneracy on a level which would make Marquis DeSade blush. It is at once a humorous political satire, and a psychological investigation of the diseased minds of the mentally abnormal.

Bedazzling her acting chops, Drag Queen Izzy Lovely joins the space cast of Through the Pink Starfish, a loose adaptation of Through the Looking Glass. Replacing the former Drag Queen Alice due to a freak death drop accident, Izzy Lovely quickly discovers that their director Sui GenerAnus is up to something more sinister. Join Izzy Lovely and her squirrel friends as they sashay their cosmic way Through the Pink Starfish.

Magazine writer Nancy Green wanted to write about food, or the water park, or anything but the topic she's just been assigned: the quirky residents at a camp near Sardis Lake. Most people in the community fear them. No one really knows what they're doing out there or what they're all about, and no one has dared to find out. With the help of her writing partner, Adam, Nancy must enter the notorious area to interview these mysterious people.Though Nancy and Adam have been friends and coworkers for years, this is their first project as a team. Their working relationship is going so smoothly that Nancy finds herself wondering if it could develop into something more. She realizes that this is probably a bad idea, but that doesn't lessen her attraction to him. Little hints whisper that he might feel the same.As they knock on doors, they find that many of those behind them are just as scared of outsiders as they are of them. Nancy and Adam's attempts to earn their trust suffer a setback when a couple of other people hungry for a story piggyback their progress with ill intentions. This unexpected roadblock only furthers their determination to tell the residents' stories to the prejudiced public.During the interview process, the writers encounter situations often humorous, sometimes dangerous, but always intriguing. The interviewees have eccentricities born of individual fears and have sought refuge in a place where they know they will rarely be bothered by anyone. As Nancy and Adam get to know these people and see the beauty in each of them, their desire to convey their findings to the public grows. They set out to change the negative public mindset surrounding the residents, despite the many challenges thrown their way.

BANKING WITH CHOPSTICKSNarrative non-fictionYou would never associate tree climbing goats or Fengshui with Investment Banking... Banking with chopsticks will change your mind about the world of finance. A humorous account of my professional life as an investment banker, it is a personal insight into the world of banking and various cultures, with a focus on China and Japan. The book begins in London in 1986, the year of the Big Bang, and ends in Geneva with the latest financial crisis of 2008.

Embark on an extraordinary journey through "Adventures Unleashed," a collection of short captivating stories that celebrate adventure and friendship. Join a spirited cast of characters as they navigate thrilling quests, unravel mysteries, and discover the true meaning of bravery and loyalty. With each turn of the page, young readers will be immersed in a world where imagination knows no bounds, inspiring them to embrace their own unique path and cherish the power of friendship along the way.

Titled "Scottish Cow Poetry in Pictures," this collection features stunning photographs of coos taken on the Scotland NC500 road trip, each accompanied by a witty limerick-style poem.What sets this book apart is that each coo picture has been given a unique name, adding a personal touch and bringing each animal to life. Some of the names are whimsical, such as "Goldielockscoo" and "Benthorncoo," while others, like the "Bigtonguecoo," have a mischievous edge. Each picture captures the unique personality and spirit of the animal, highlighting the rugged beauty of Scotland's countryside.The accompanying poems are just as delightful, written in a limerick style that captures the playful spirit of the coos. Some are humorous, like the poem about "Peakaboocoo" who loves to play hide and seek with passersbys. Others are even more playful, like the poem about when the five coo's go on an adventure across the Scottish country sideThrough his photographs and poems, the creator Walter Shepherd of Scottish Macqueen heritage celebrates the connection between Scotland and their beloved coos. These animals have been a part of Scotland's cultural heritage for centuries, and now are found being grazed in places across outback Australia. Their rugged beauty and gentle demeanor have captured the hearts of people around the world.The fact that these photographs were taken on the Scotland NC500 road trip adds another layer of charm to the book. This famous route takes visitors on a journey through some of Scotland's most breathtaking scenery, and the coos that call this area home are a cherished part of that experience.Overall, "Scottish Cow Poetry in Pictures" is a delightful tribute to one of Scotland's most beloved animals. Whether you are a lover of poetry, photography, or Scottish culture, this book is a must-read. It is a celebration of the natural beauty of Scotland, and the deep connections between its people and animals. If you are looking for a charming and heartwarming read, be sure to pick up a copy of "Scottish Coo Poetry in Pictures" on Amazon today

En "Perdido en el Ikea", sumérgete en una odisea única y cómica junto a Harold, un hombre que no puede salir del Ikea, pero su amor propio le impide pedir ayuda para encontrar la salida.Acompáñalo mientras se aventura en la icónica tienda de muebles en busca de un reto inolvidable. Junto a su amiga Emma y un nuevo compañero, Max, Harold se encuentra atrapado en los pasillos aparentemente interminables de Ikea. En medio de situaciones hilarantes, travesuras extravagantes y encuentros con personajes excéntricos, descubrirán que Ikea es más que una simple tienda. Pero, ¿lograrán encontrar la salida y volver al mundo exterior? Sumérgete en esta historia de amistad, desafíos y situaciones surrealistas mientras Harold y sus compañeros se enfrentan a un laberinto de muebles y risas.

In a world teeming with textbooks and timetables, Pristin Bonnes presents a refreshingly unique perspective on the college years. Delve into the pages of this book and discover a treasure trove of insights, strategies, and anecdotes that will transform your college journey into a masterpiece of personal growth and lasting connections. This short guidebook is not just about acing exams and crossing graduation stages - it's a roadmap to crafting a college experience that brims with meaning, laughter, and unforgettable memories.

Preparati per un'esperienza di lettura unica e divertente! "Letture durante la cacca" è il libro perfetto per coloro che amano approfittare del loro tempo in modo intelligente, imparando fatti curiosi e storie sorprendenti mentre si rilassano. Metti da parte le distrazioni e immergiti in un mondo di conoscenza stravagante e risate senza fine.