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Friends yay!!! Here we go again!!! Nick and Matt have set their sights on trying to live 100% environmentally sustainable for six months, and I absolutely must tell you all about what's going on!Are you ready for our new adventure?

Se cercate un libro capace di farvi ridere a crepapelle dalla prima all'ultima pagina, allora "Beatrice si fa i selfie con l'i-phone" è quello che fa per voi!In questo esilarante romanzo, l'autore immagina il sommo poeta Dante Alighieri catapultato ai giorni nostri, alle prese con smartphone, app di incontri e tutta la tecnologia moderna. Il risultato è un concentrato di comicità e ironia da far invidia al miglior Boccaccio!Dante si ritrova spaesato in un mondo che non riconosce, e le sue reazioni a WhatsApp, Instagram e ai selfie della sua amata Beatrice sono semplicemente imperdibili."Deh, fanciulla innocente, non vedi che quel marchingegno ti ha irretita nelle sue maglie? Ti fa compiere strani gesti, modulare sorrisi artefatti, tutta presa da quel gioco alienante. Deponilo ti prego, ritorna al creato che t'attende!"Con queste parole prova invano a distogliere Beatrice dalla sua ossessione per gli autoscatti, in una scena di comicità irresistibile."Or immaginate la mia meraviglia quando mi apparve una gentildonna dai capelli verdi, con due anelli nel naso e vestita in maniera assai bizzarra e succinta! Non sapendo come comportarmi dinanzi a tal visione, la feci accomodare e le offrii del vino. Ma ella mi porse una pergamena con sopra scritto "Pizza a domicilio, sono 15 euro".Anche i passaggi sulla sua esperienza con treni, aerei e le altre diavolerie dei trasporti moderni strappano risate a raffica: "Per le mutande del Signore! Questa non è una carrozza, è un carro di fuoco diretto dritto all'Inferno!"Insomma, se volete passare ore di puro divertimento, questo è il libro che fa per voi.

Halloween Approche... Êtes-Vous Prêt à Rire... et à Frissonner ?! Introduisant "Halloween sans horreurs ? JAMAIS: Des blagues à mourir de peur", le livre d'Halloween pour enfants le plus prisé de l'année ! Chaque page est une immersion dans des mystères d'Halloween tellement amusants que vos enfants ne voudront plus le lâcher.Mais ATTENTION, chers parents ! Ne soyez pas étonnés si vous vous retrouvez captivés par ses histoires d'Halloween pour adultes. Une chose est sûre: ce livre n'est pas juste un autre livre pour enfants sur Halloween, c'est une explosion d'aventures et de mystères qui fascine tous les âges.Commandez dès maintenant et embarquez-vous dans un voyage d'humour et d'horreur, parfait pour les soirées frisquettes d'octobre.Ne ratez pas cette occasion ! Faites de cette saison d'Halloween la plus mémorable avec le livre que tout le monde s'arrache. Préparez-vous à être le héros de l'heure du conte.

This book is a sequel to "Jack Russell Forever" and "Jack Russell for Christmas" and unfortunately it's not understandable without having read the first two books. Boy yay we are back again!!! I'm Jack!!! Do you guys remember me and Nick and Matt? I sure hope so, because I really have a lot to tell you, and I was just thinking where to start! The great thing about stories, is that as soon as you finish telling one, you immediately start living another, and in fact here we are! Actually, though, the last time I told you about us, it was back in the days when still to look for Matt, we didn't have to follow ketchup tracks around the house, and when we lived in complete peace and relaxation. If I remember correctly, the only real problem that could have plagued me, was having wonderfully spent.... Good old days... Anyway... Let's not digress... Are you ready for Nick and Meg's amazing wedding? It will be the most enchanted wedding of the year! We are no longer in our paws with excitement! Maybe there's just a little something I'll have to fill you in on first, but don't worry, nothing irreparable. So, are you ready for this fantastic new adventure?!!! Happy reading to all!!!

STOP! This is Volume 3 of Unpacking Paula and it is NOT a sequel to books 1 and 2. No sequels. Just more of the essays, memories, opinions you found in the earlier books. I have been writing for years, and was a local commentator on WFSU's NPR. I am a military brat. I have taught the deaf, integrated an all black school in Thomasville, GA, been a family law attorney, a step-mother, grandmother, daughter and sister. I am Jewish. Some of these essays are funny, some poignant. All of them are genuinely heartfelt.

Refreshingly uplifting, this Special Report, "Super Mom: Parental Strategies for Modern Women", is your comprehensive guide to mastering the fine art of modern motherhood. Curated and crafted with care by Benedict Irvine, a recognized expert in parenting and family relationships, this detailed report captures the essence of the Super Mom phenomenon. It's not just a report - it's an investment in yourself and, by extension, your family. Here's what this eye-opening report offers: Insights: Understand the Super Mom Phenomenon and how it plays into traditional roles and modern expectations. Tools: Implement smart strategies for time management, fitness, health and well-being. Resilience: Learn to build resilience and turn challenges into opportunities for growth. Support: Learn the importance of creating a supportive environment and nurturing emotional intelligence in children. Momentum: Build and sustain the Super Mom momentum for the future.This engaging, life-changing report is a must-have for the modern woman navigating the beautiful yet challenging terrain of motherhood. Be prepared to feel seen, understood, and motivated. Prepare to transform your everyday challenges into a growth-filled journey. Embrace your superpowers and get ready to rise and shine as a 'Super Mom'.

Stichus es una sucesión de tres piezas que, juntas, forman un tríptico. En la primera nos encontramos con dos hermanas casadas con dos hermanos que lamentan la ausencia de sus maridos, desde hace tres años. El padre pretende que sus hijas se divorcien y se casen con otros hombres y, aunque estas deben obedecer, consiguen ablandar al padre para ganar tiempo. El parásito Gelasimus lamenta la ausencia de sus benefactores. Se convierte en protagonista de los dos primeros cuadros, con su hambre voraz que no puede calmar.En la segunda pieza regresan los maridos de su viaje con grandes riquezas. Se reconcilian con el suegro gracias a su éxito en los negocios y el poder del dinero. Para celebrar su llegada sanos y salvos celebrarán una cena en casa del hermano mayor. El parásito es burlado y apartado de este nuevo mundo, no le va mejor con la llegada de los amos, al revés de lo que sucede con los demás. En la tercera pieza, Stichus, esclavo del mayor de los hermanos, ha conseguido el día libre y celebra una cena con su amigo, esclavo del menor, y su amiga, una consierva que ambos aman: el canto, la música, la danza, la bebida, el amor y la amistad presiden la última pieza del tríptico.

"Traveling Stoic: Exploring the World with Equanimity and Perspective" by Fiona Rivera sweeps you off your feet and onto an odyssey of self-growth and introspection. This unique fusion of travel and philosophy invites you to concurrently traverse the globe and the depths of your soul, cultivating serenity amid stunning landscapes and serendipitous encounters.Marrying the spirit of exploration with the ancient wisdom of Stoic philosophy, Traveling Stoic is far from a traditional travel guide. It's your compass directing you towards uncharted terrains of internal serenity, resilience, and limitless perspective, fundamentally transforming your travelling experiences.From navigating bustling cities to appreciating tranquil villages, dive into the intricacies of marrying the seemingly abstract Stoic principles with practical real-world encounters. Harness this philosophy to embrace equanimity during chaotic experiences, connect authentically across cultural barriers, and most importantly, view your journey through the lens of a Stoic philosopher.What will you discover within the pages of this insightful guide? The Foundations of Stoicism and its intersection with Travel Practical Stoic Tools for the Modern Traveler Transformative experiences leading to the embodiment of a Traveling Stoic Cultivating resilience and peace in the face of challenges Approach to sustain a life-long Traveling Stoic mindsetWith its powerful blend of reality and philosophy, Traveling Stoic: Exploring the World with Equanimity and Perspective will challenge the way you perceive and conduct travel. Embark on this transformational journey with Fiona Rivera and reimagine the possibilities of pure, tranquil adventure.

Discover the extraordinary in the ordinary, find deep wisdom in the deafening silence, and gather courage to embark on an adventure unlike any other."Altitude Adjustments: Highliving Footsteps in Hidden Mountain Sanctuaries" is your ticket to some of the most isolated pockets of the world where life goes by at its own pace, cloud-kissed and wary of the ever-so-distant city clamor.This special report meticulously intertwines the heroic human struggles, inextricably linked with nature's toughest terrains, the echo of ancient civilizations, bound by the sacredness of these colossal earth sculptures, the astonishingly unique natural communities thriving at the edge of survivability, and the impending threat posed by a warming planet. All at the fingertips of your curiosity.Your journey through this report takes the form of an odyssey - a means to transport you, kindle your thoughts, spark spirit-building conversations, and, perhaps, inspire real-world adventures.From the mystical tales attached to the mountains to their ecological challenges, The life-enabling adaptations carved by high-altitude dwellers - both human and animals - to their rich, resilient cultures, The dishes crafted from centuries-old traditions to the indomitable spirits seeking solitude and attaining enlightenment in the icy serenity of peaks, Each page of this immersive narrative is a footstep towards understanding the world in its wholesome complexity. You're in for a treat if the refreshingly raw charm of unadulterated nature aligns with your spirit of adventure. What starts as mere words on a page graduates to panoramic dreams of rugged mountains, a whispering wind, and a distinct, potent smell of freedom.This special report by Freddie Simpson is more than just a compelling read. It's a soul-stirring encounter that leaves an indelible imprint on your senses. Strap yourself in, illuminate your fireplace, keep a piping-hot cup of cocoa at arm's length, and plunge into Freddie's high-altitude chronicle. Are you prepared for the ascent?

From the Appalachian mind of a country girl comes stories to make you jump featuring snakes, mice, lizards, and other things that go bump in the daylight. No animals are hurt in these stories and they are perfectly told, in an accent thicker than cornbread. Read all about how Aunt Mary survived the funeral at the snake handlers church on Little Sand Mountain, get advice from good ole' Uncle Snake himself on how to spot a snake with your nose, and relate to my dogs just decided to abandon me in my time of need after a black snake had moved into my bathroom. Perfect for bedtime stories or a read-aloud.

When big city cop Liam Heffrendaun transfers to the small New Drummondville Police Department he is surprised to find himself waist deep in a rapidly warming cold case that threatens his life in this comic mystery. He's aided by Mrs. McGregor, an ailing old woman who knows the town better than Liam ever could. 2M 8W lots of doubling possible. Lots of parts for older women. Actor's edition.

En avez vous assez des gens qui ont une vie merveilleuse remplie de succès? Aimeriez-vous que quelqu'un soit aussi con que vous ? Chercher pas plus loin.

Voici mon histoire, celle de Tatiana, maman de quatre enfants.Dans ce livre, je vais vous partager de nombreux moments de mon incroyable vie. Des anecdotes dans lesquelles tout le monde peut se reconnaître.... " Un roman qui vous embarque littéralement et qui fait du bien." "Une pépite dans laquelle la narratrice se livre sans fard avec humour et sensibilité." "Un style d'écriture atypique qui nous donne l'impression d'être tellement proche de Tatiana." Qui a écrit ce livre ? Laëtitia FOURNIER a deux passions: l'écriture et l'enseignement.Tatiana avec des grands A est le premier roman qu'elle publie a seulement 25 ans.Depuis son adolescence, Laëtitia a toujours adoré écrire que ce soit pour elle ou pour les autres.En plus d'être auteure, Laëtitia est actuellement professeure des écoles en région parisienne.

¡Bienvenido a este mundo de delirio y rencor! Aquí encontrarás poemas delirantes, cartas rencorosas y un montón de emociones en medio. Así que si estás buscando un libro que te haga reír, llorar, pensar y sentirte todo a la vez, entonces este es el libro para ti.Los poemas de este libro son destellos de una imaginación desbocada, donde las palabras se entrelazan en danzas surrealistas y los versos son acrobacias de la mente. Desde la locura apasionada hasta los sueños fugaces, cada poema es un viaje a través de los laberintos de la creatividad desatada.Pero este libro también alberga cartas, cartas cargadas de reproches y reclamos. Son voces que claman justicia, que expresan el dolor y la ira de aquellos que han sido heridos por las acciones de otros. En ellas se despliegan las vicisitudes de relaciones truncadas, de promesas rotas y amistades desgastadas.En este compendio de palabras, encontrarás la dualidad de las emociones humanas. Porque en el amor, en todas sus manifestaciones, hay espacio para la locura y la razón, para la pasión y la melancolía, para la risa y las lágrimas. Es un recordatorio de que somos seres complejos, con deseos y anhelos que a veces nos llevan a lugares oscuros y turbulentos.Así que sumérgete en este libro, deja que sus palabras te lleven en un viaje a través de los laberintos de la mente y el corazón humano. Y diviértete, porque el amor, la vida y el arte son cosas serias, pero no demasiado serias.

This book combines the first three books of the Melicent Unger Series in one book. Enjoy the he Counterfeiter, Black Widow and County Fair all together. Welcome to southern Nevada in the extreme heat of the desert every summer. There's so much more than the tourist spots, the stories unfold in places you see signs for off of Interstate 15. She meets a truck driver at the Hidden Valley exit, her son has trouble ust over the border into Utah at the Cedar Pockets exit. There's Mesquite with casinos, Overton with it's small town charm, Roger Springs, if you haven't been exploring these areas after this you may want to. Melicent heading into her golden years is not the rocking chair grandma type, at least not yet. A couple of divorces, failed romances, legal and financial troubles combine creating more problems for her and with each "fix" to a problem new ones arise. She earned the name CaCa Counterfeiter, going to prison for a short sentence after making a deal with the DA. Determined to start over with a job, place of her own and a little romance she fights with her new friend Flo over some of Las Vegas' older gentlemen. She picked the wrong gentleman and ended up back in jail. Finally doing community service at the Clark County Fair in Logandale, Nevada where there is more than one mystery to solve.Get ready to laugh.

It's Dyngus Day in Buffalo, New York where identical twin sisters Lilah and Laylah Larceny (pronounced LAR -SEN-EE) are celebrating their favorite ethnic festival as they are getting ready to retire from their 30-year careers as makeover queens. The twins are similar, with some differences: One twin believes in ghosts and the other in Aliens from outer space. Unbeknownst to Lilah, her newly adopted pet cat, whom she calls Dyngus is a bit of both. One day as Lilah is watching a YouTube video, she comes up with an unusual idea about how she can retire comfortably abroad for free! But her sister Laylah who has always been competitive with her sister on the down low discovers her plan and takes off for Scandinavia without her! Travel to Norway with the Larceny twins and find out how Lilah's unusual plan unfolds!*Stay tuned for Part III, Out of This World, coming out in 2024!

Tras perder a sus padres en un horrible e inesperado accidente de dirigible, Miranda se embarca en un épico viaje hasta los confines de Murcia para reclamar su herencia. Bajo el sol y entre los invernaderos ilegales, iniciará un tórrido romance con un misterioso hombre de pasado trágico y oscuro, voz varonil, ceño fruncido, parco en palabras, negocios sospechosos, abdominales increíbles y el nivel de toxicidad de Chernobyl.

Are balls tasty? Absolutely. Hilarious? Even more so. Savory, sweet, or vodka-infused, we're dishing out twelve months of mouthwatering ball recipes. Plus, we've packed in a truckload of retro-style puzzles (think 80s activity book), so you can stay amused while your balls take shape. And hey, remember, this book is the ultimate gag gift for dads or dudes who never outgrew their playground humor. Wrap it up, toss it their way, and brace yourself for a symphony of belly laughs from your crew, your kin, and anyone who believes fart jokes are the apex of wit. Let's be real, everything tastes better in ball form. So, snag this book, head to the kitchen, and prepare to embark on a rolling good time!

Benches of the Black Country - Stourbridge EditionThe ideal gift for the bench lover, for that person who simply loves sitting on a bench.Beautiful images of benches around the Stourbridge area taken by local photographer, Evangeline Jones.Look at the images..Or try to work out where they are.Or sit on a bench, reading the book.Or simply enjoy!

There's one thing that every person living wants: joy. Yet, many live with so little of it. But why? Where is true joy to be found? Is it found in: Medications? ("If I can just get the right combination of meds!")Drugs? ("If I get high enough!")Entertainment? ("If I laugh enough!" "If I divert from reality enough!")Relationships? ("He'll make me happy!" "She'll make me happy!" "They'll make me happy!")Busyness? ("If I just stay busy enough!")Effort? ("If I only try hard enough!")According to the Bible, true joy is a gift from God. It comes from walking with the joyful God, from implementing what He teaches about it in His Word, and from receiving His very joy into our hearts. But is it truly possible to rejoice in the Lord always? Yes, and for this reason: Because God is real and the Bible is true. Once a person gets that settled, they're well on their way to a truly joy-filled life! In this book, we'll explore key scriptures (there are hundreds of them!) on this subject. Our Creator has given us everything we need to know in His Word about joy; our responsibility is to dig it out and apply it to our lives. That's what this book is about and that's why this book is so powerful: because it's not based on the philosophies of man, upon empty fables, or upon unattainable ideals. It's based on the Bible, which is perfect and complete. No one who takes these passages to heart can ever be the same again. If you're looking for joy, look no further - Jesus came not only to give you everlasting life, but ever-laughing life, life in all its fullness, overflowing and abundant life (John 10:10)! His Word was given so that we could be filled with His joy - overflowing, lavish, outlandish joy (John 15:11)! Heaven will be a wonderful joy-filled existence, but He promises us even here and now that we can "greatly rejoice and delight with inexpressible and glorious joy" (I Peter 1:8)! If that's what you're looking for, join me as we sit at His banqueting table and dig in!

"Armorgie - That's an unusual surname; where does it come from?" This book tells you how living with an unusual surname can cause curiosity about its origins to the extent that it triggered an obsessive hunt that lasted over 50 years. Amongst the profane humour are some profound observations. The story meanders from Bath, to Leamington Spa, onwards to Liverpool and leaves the UK to circumnavigate the globe. A chance observation led to the discovery of the secretive origins of the name that connect it to the American Civil War. The hunt for origins of the Armorgie surname is a true-life detective story that is woven into the life story of the author, as well as being intrinsically bound up in the socio-political history of both America and Britain. Good fiction has to be believable; reality has its own rules.

Das 'Kladderadatsch' war eine bekannte deutsche Zeitschrift im 19. Jahrhundert. Es bot unterhaltsame Satire und Humor mit politischen und sozialen Themen.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it.This work is in the "public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.

The Ultimate Funny Gift for the Accountant in Your Life!Dive into the world of humor with our exclusive "100 Jokes about Accountants" book! Specially designed to tickle your funny bone, this book serves as a perfect blend of professional humor and adult wit that will have you rolling on the floor laughing in no time. Accounting may seem like all work and no play, but we beg to differ. Whether you are an accountant yourself, work with one, or just love a good joke, this book is sure to bring a smile to your face. You'll find a variety of joke styles, from classic one-liners and knock-knock jokes to slapstick, puns, shaggy dog stories, and much more. This book is perfect for lightening up a team meeting, adding a touch of humor to your presentations, or just enjoying a hearty laugh after a long day of crunching numbers. So, why wait? Grab your copy today and let the fun begin! Remember, even in a world of debits and credits, laughter is always the best balance!

Unleash the power of charisma with "Pick-Up Line," your ultimate guide to witty one-liners and charming phrases. From classic to creative, this book equips you with the tools to forge meaningful connections and leave a lasting impression. Find love, laughter, and confidence in every social encounter. Get ready to master the art of charismatic connections! This book is 6 by 9 inches and has 24 pages.

Step into the enchanting world of the York Hunt Breeds Photobook, a mesmerizing compilation of stunning visuals that showcases the captivating charm of Yorkshire Terrier crossbreeds. Delight in the unique personalities, endearing expressions, and diverse physical traits displayed by these imaginary hybrid dogs.Yorkshire Terrier Beagle (Keagle)The Keagle is a delightful mix combining the spirited and compact nature of a Yorkie with the playful and friendly demeanor of a Beagle. This hybrid may exhibit a small to medium-sized body with a well-balanced build, inheriting a variety of coat colors and patterns from both parent breeds. Yorkshire Terrier Irish Wolfhound (KhuntHound)The KhuntHound combines the endearing qualities of a Yorkie with the majestic appearance of an Irish Wolfhound. This hybrid may possess a small to medium-sized body, inheriting the Wolfhound's noble stature, and featuring a range of coat colors and textures. Yorkshire Terrier Weimaraner (YorkWeim)The YorkWeim combines the elegance and affectionate nature of a Yorkie with the grace and athleticism of a Weimaraner. This hybrid may possess a medium-sized body with a sleek coat, potentially featuring a range of colors seen in both breeds. Yorkshire Terrier Dachshund (Yorkach)The Yorkach blend merges the Yorkie's charm with the Dachshund's unique elongated body. This hybrid may showcase a small to medium-sized build with a distinct body shape. Coat variations can include the silky texture of a Yorkie with the Dachshund's smooth or wire-haired coats. Yorkshire Terrier Pointer (YorkHunter)The) combines the loyalty and intelligence of a Yorkie with the agility and athleticism of a Pointer. This hybrid may exhibit a small to medium-sized body with a well-defined muscular build and a coat that encompasses a range of colors and patterns. Yorkshire Terrier Labrador (YorkHuntador)The YorkHuntador brings together the affectionate nature of a Yorkie and the friendly temperament of a Labrador Retriever. This hybrid may have a medium-sized body, inheriting the Labrador's sturdy build and potentially a variety of coat colors seen in both parent breeds. Yorkshire Terrier Rhodesian Ridgeback (YorkHuntBack)The YorkHuntBack combines the delightful personality of a Yorkie with the strength and noble appearance of a Rhodesian Ridgeback. This hybrid may possess a medium-sized body with a distinct ridge of fur along its back, accompanied by a range of coat colors and patterns. Yorkshire Terrier Vizsla (Vizzlehunt)The Vizzlehunt merges the loyal and affectionate qualities of a Yorkie with the elegance and athleticism of a Vizsla. This hybrid may showcase a small to medium-sized body with a smooth or slightly wiry coat, often featuring rich and striking colors. Yorkshire Terrier Irish Setter (KhuntSter)The KhuntSter combines the vibrant and friendly personality of a Yorkie with the elegance and energy of an Irish Setter. This hybrid may possess a small to medium-sized body with a sleek and lustrous coat, often showcasing shades of red or mahogany. Yorkshire Terrier Brittany Spaniel (Spanks)The Spanks blends the spunky and affectionate nature of a Yorkie with the intelligence and versatility of a Brittany Spaniel. This hybrid may exhibit a small to medium-sized build with a silky or wavy coat, potentially displaying various colors and markings.

There are stories to be heard that covers the past: The disfigured birds had used the word "dragonbirds." What it refers to is much more than what it is. The disoriented figured followed along the way without one knowing. They hide when they are still, they blink when they move, but they silence one to make them believe what they are, so that they could get to the present.The drought begins silently with no warning as the magical people began to prepare and gather into their safe haven they had built long ago. All of their technology had been hidden away and were only used when necessary to conserve the amount of energy that was available.A ship crashed into the planet. People that once lost their world from unknown history of their old home explore the vastness of land. The planet was much bigger than the one that they came from. The amount of oxygen in the air was slightly immense, but the 2 moons orbiting around the planet had strange characteristics that could cause computers to malfunction.

Born into relative poverty 83,5971/2 years ago in the small Irish village of Ballyhoomoloney on the border of Kerry and Leitrim, Mme. Esmerelda Zxeronnna [zero-nah] Johnson Lee Lewis III began her industrious life as a farmer's daughter in the rich and vibrant cultural landscape of the prior emanation of humankind. When her remaining family were wiped out by the eruption of the Toba volcano 75,000 years past, the industrious Ezzie, having much to give to the world, sought refuge in the corporeal apparatus of one of the few survivors, the wife of a great nobleman, and survived for millennia thereafter disseminating her healing wisdom throughout human history.

Natural de Gran Canarias, David Alcalde Cano, también conocido como el Supremo e Ínfimo Laralí Laralai, co-creador del movimiento Misticómica y el Gran Cachondeo Mundial; es el autor del Jao. David es un creador polifacético y risabio. El Jao es un libro que pretende difundir las antiguas enseñanzas del humor cósmico.

Sometimes it's hard for kids to listen to adult advise. And sometimes, that advise - to a kid - just seems absurd.DON'T FREEZE YOUR BUTT OFF is a humorous take on the possible consequences of NOT LISTENING in an imaginary world.