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The book "Ukrainian Motivational Quotes" is about inteligent thoughts which the saints of country and writer wrote over the centuries to make life easy and keep motivated to attain new goals in life and give something beautiful to this world.A message from peace loving country.

In a side-scrolling two-dimensional world of evil mad scientists and superheroes, there are still people just going about their daily lives and stuff. One such normal person is the triple-threat (Reporter / Private Investigator / Police Detective) Mike. He likes a good day's work, and he especially likes to get paid. Occasionally, he gets a perfectly normal case involving the theft and ransom of avant garde works of art, but this is String Finger Threatre so things aren't as simple as they seem. And, of course, things get wildly unlikely and convoluted from there. Will Mike solve the case? Will he get paid? Inquiring minds want to know. Reproducing the third storyline from the web comic in dead-tree format, this is episode three of STRING FINGER THEATRE.

From advice on navigating the modern world, to musings on the nature of reality, Sounds Found Underground takes you on a wonderful journey of wisdom, humour, heartbreak and self-discovery. This fun collection of short-form poetry is delivered in a playful and light-hearted tone, accompanied by charming illustrations that bring the words to life. Whether you're looking for some motivation on a gloomy day, or simply want to lose yourself in the joys of poetry, Sounds Found Underground is the perfect read for rhyme-lovers of all ages. So grab a cup of tea, find a cozy corner, and let the journey begin!

Colorare ha un effetto rilassante perché, concentrandoci su una particolare azione, dimentichiamo le nostre preoccupazioni e questo ci conduce in modo inconscio al benessere... magari aiutati da un ambiente tranquillo, con della musica rilassante e un bicchiere di buon vino.

This Book was written in a funny manner to not only touch upon some old school ways but to also make us laugh, cry, and think about how some of the things we do impact kids, family, friends, neighbors, and society in general. Some stuff is made up and some stuff is just based upon what I have seen over the years. This book doesn't target any race because all races can be Ghetto. For Ghetto is not about Colors, Black, White, or Pink, but about how you act, how you live, and how you think. This book is not meant to disrespect anyone, it is just meant for laughs and to make you think so if I offend anyone please accept my apologies.

Fascinating fitness and energy for the brain. 100 Lighthouse Battleship puzzles 10x10 + 11x11 + 12x12 + 14x14 medium levels. 100 Yajilin puzzles 10x10 + 11x11 + 12x12 + 14x14. 100 Calcudoku sudoku puzzles 9x9 medium levels. 100 Tridoku Sudoku puzzles 9x9 medium levels. Unique puzzles. Lighthouse Battleships - a combination of the "Beacons" and "Sea Battle" puzzles. The game is a square or rectangular grid. Contains "beacons" - cells with numbers, meaning the total number of ship fragments in the same row and in the same column as the beacon. The cell with the number cannot contain a fragment of the ship. Ships cannot touch each other or beacons, even diagonally. The number of ships on the field: 1 ship per 4 cells, 2 ships per 3 cells, 3 ships per 2 cells, 4 ships per cell. On the fields 14x14 and above there is an additional ship for 5 cells. Sometimes some parts of the ship are already open. Yajilin may be called: "Boomerang," "Arrow Ring," "Straight and Arrow." The goal is to arrange the squares in black and draw a closed loop that does not intersect itself and which should not pass through the black cells and arrows. Black cells cannot touch vertically or horizontally. Numbers in the cells indicate the exact number of black cells. If the cell has the number 2 and an arrow pointing to the left, this means that there are 2 black cells in the row to the left of such a cell. When a cell does not contain an arrow and is not black, then it contains a loop segment. Cells with arrows do not count as black cells. There may be black cells on the field, which are not indicated by any of the arrows. Calcudoku - this is a mathematical and logical puzzle. It is necessary to fill the grid with numbers so that in each line and in each column they are not repeated. The number in the corner of each selected block is the result of an arithmetic operation on the digits in this block. The numbers inside the block can be repeated. The puzzle can be called Square Wisdom, Kendoku. Tridoku. The puzzle consists of nine large triangles. Each of them contains nine small triangles. Figures from 1 to 9 should be placed in the cells of each large triangle. The field contains additional lines, the cells of which must also contain non-repeating numbers. Two adjoining triangular cells should not contain the same numbers (even if the cells touch each other with only one point). + 250 sudokus difficult level that can be downloaded and printed. + 250 maze puzzles that can be downloaded and printed. Only 1 verified solution. All answers are at the end of the book. Exclusive puzzles. A link to the surprise is at the end of the book. An excellent book for free time and mind exploration. I hope you enjoy the book. Best regards, Basford Holmes

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Ten years ago, I wrote a book entitled, Fighting the Effects of Gravity: A Bittersweet Journey into Middle Life which outlined the foibles of midlife. The book discussed such topics as presbyopia (the need for bifocals), mid-life sex, and a butt falling and not being able to get up. But now, having reached the ripe old age of 70, I find that my issues have increased tenfold. Eyes that required bifocals have developed cataracts, tears, and displacements. Knees that that just harbored arthritis require replacement, and dentures have entered the picture. Believe me folks, middle age is a nuisance, but Old Age Sucks.

Humor & Life Lessons from a Navy career, focusing on his love for its Sailors. Along with the frequent hardships, sacrifices, and long separations is the fun, adventure and camaraderie that this book reveals. Perfect for anyone who has served in the U.S. Navy, but also for young people considering joining the Navy...and their parents.

Ce livre de blagues sur la Formule 1 est une compilation des anecdotes les plus amusantes, ironiques et satiriques liées à ce sport automobile. Des amateurs aux experts, ce livre est une lecture parfaite pour tous les passionnés de Formule 1. Les blagues incluses dans ce livre couvrent un large éventail de sujets, de l'excitation de la compétition aux relations entre les pilotes, en passant par les hauts et les bas ainsi que les défis du monde de la Formule 1. Si vous êtes passionné de Formule 1 et que vous recherchez un moyen amusant de vous divertir, ce livre de blagues sur la Formule 1 est le choix parfait. Que vous soyez sur le circuit, en train de regarder une course à la télévision ou tout simplement en train de passer un après-midi à la maison, ce livre vous offrira des heures de plaisir et de rires.

Love ... Who needs it?I don't know if this just comes with age or what, but I'm less patient with my relationships, when I should probably be more patient. The first sign of any drama, no matter how sexually starved I happen to be, and I lose her number. Perhaps this makes me unpopular with the ladies. Maybe I'm getting a reputation.MehWhat I am hoping is that by reading my take on the whole mating game, you'll have a better appreciation for whatever predicament you're in, be that anything between marital bliss and been lovin' your fist.Karma Kicked MeSure, I'm bitter sometimes. Aren't you? How many times do you let karma kick you before you become jaded like me, and begin to expect it? So, you're pissed. He dumps you for a skank-hole. Go ahead and be hurt--that's natural. It's an ego slap. As you get older, you'll begin to take these more in stride. Sure, you'll complain about it to a friend, relative, or co-worker, but you'll get over it.Look at this book as my way of getting over it. A collection of irreverent, sarcastic, vulgar, crude, whatever-you-call-it essays containing my odd perception of life, which might actually lower my blood pressure by writing, and generate a giggle or two for the reader.WARNING: F-Word Used Over 160 TimesBefore we go any further, let me warn you that I love to cuss. F-ing love it. You're going to read plenty of bad words, so reading aloud is strongly discouraged, unless you're in church.Also, since I have taken certain liberties with our language, and I am a bit whiny and insensitive, I've decided to enhance this tome with--drum roll, please--recipes!Yay, Recipes!Cheers, my dears.

A story about a dad who uses homophobic slurs and thinks god hates same sex couples.

Ever since he was old enough to walk, Tom Sarc has tormented others. Now, in his hilarious book, E-Mail Letters From A WACKO! he continues his torment as an adult.E-Mail Letters From A WACKO! is made up of an unending stream of some of the most hilarious exchanges of e-mails put together!Drawing on his corporate management background, where he learned about the simple-mindedness of the corporate structure, people and practices - Tom launched a kamikaze crusade against corporations, associations, organizations and individuals with some of the stupidest, WACKIEST e-mails ever...asking them the most outrageous questions and making the most bizarre requests (and receiving surprisingly earnest responses back)! You will split your pants laughing!

Story about how taking the appropirate path leads to the appropriate destination. Contains some shit about a new birth control pill, some random weirdo that wants to walk to Iceland, the best drummer in history refusing to play for money, and personal/sexual relations with bitter old hags... all the while talking some bullshit about revolution and abolishing the free market system. Can be quite humorous at times. Also stars a horse, a raccoon, and an anteater. Extreme left-wing Anarchist crap that will probably get you red flagged for reading it.

Welcome to a whimsical world where cats rule with their paw-some antics and hilarious hijinks! In this captivating picture book, prepare to be whisked away on a time-traveling adventure as we discover a secret that cats have kept hidden from us humans for centuries. Brace yourselves, for it's time to witness the feline kingdom taking the spotlight in the grandest moments of history! So, grab your favorite feather toy, curl up in your comfiest spot, and get ready for a purr-fectly hilarious adventure through time with "It's a Cat's World" Meow-some surprises and laughter await on every page as we discover what it would be like if cats imitated humans throughout history.

Get ready to unleash a wave of laughter with the complete collection of nothing-serious, goofy, silly, even tasteless dad jokesWhether you're a dad looking to up your joke game, or simply in need of some lighthearted entertainment, this book has got you covered. With plenty of rib-tickling jokes, this book offers a treasure trove of timeless humor that will have your family and friends rolling on the floor with laughter.From classic gags to clever wordplay, each joke is carefully selected to deliver maximum comedic impact. You'll find yourself armed with an arsenal of puns to unleash in any situation, from family gatherings to dinner parties and beyond. These jokes are guaranteed to lighten the mood and create unforgettable moments of laughter and joy.This book is more than just a book - it's a ticket to becoming the life of the party.Whether you're an avid jokester or just starting your journey into the world of dad jokes, this book is a must-have addition to your humor library. So, grab your copy today and get ready to unleash a barrage of laughter that will make you the hero of every gathering!What makes this book different: Perfect for All Occasions---Whether it's family gatherings, road trips, parties, or simply a cozy evening at home, these jokes are designed to lighten the mood and create memorable moments of joy and laughter.Easy to Share---With its clever one-liners and puns, this book equips you with an arsenal of jokes that are easy to remember and share with friends, family, and colleagues, making you the life of any gathering.Enhance Your Dad Joke Game---If you're a dad looking to level up your humor, this book is your ultimate guide. It provides inspiration and new material to help you become the ultimate king of dad jokes.With captivating images---Be prepared to laugh, giggle, and share endless moments of joy as you delve into this hilarious blend of jokes and visuals that will leave you wanting more!So, get ready to embrace your inner comedian and share the gift of laughter with those around you. With this hilarious collection in your hands, you'll be the funniest dad on the block!

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Holmes presents a collection of classic sudoku to support the mind in awesome shape. Very hard sudoku, excellent mental workout. KaKuro is a logical numerical puzzle, the mathematical equivalent of a crossword puzzle. In the cells it is necessary to place the numbers from 1 to 9, there are inactive cells (marked in black). In cells with given numerical values, the upper right value indicates the sum of the digits in the row, and the value from the lower left position is equal to the sum of the digits of the column below the cell. For example, the number 6 can be represented as a sum of 2 and 4 or 1 and 5; the same numbers (3 and 3) are not allowed. Sudoku puzzle killer - you need to fill in the empty cells with numbers from 1 to 9, each of the numbers should appear only once in each row and column of the 9x9 square. The sum of all numbers in the cell must match the number printed in the corner. They can be called figurative or geometric, they also have names (Sums Sudoku, Sums Number Place, Samunamupure, Kikagaku Nampure, Sumdoku). 400 unique Sudoku puzzles. + 250 sudokus difficult level that can be downloaded and printed. + 250 maze puzzles that can be downloaded and printed. Only 1 verified solution. All answers are at the end of the book. Exclusive puzzles. Good mind support in excellent form. An excellent book for free time and mind exploration. I hope you enjoy the book. Best regards, Basford Holmes

It's the first day of school for kindergarten student, Grayson! As he begins his day, he can't help but wonder why the moon is following him. This book helps young readers understand what a morning routine could look when getting ready for school and how nature can be invloved too!

In addition to his books, author Vincent Yanez also spent time writing the occasional political piece for his local newspaper and various websites. By the end of 2012 he found he no longer enjoyed talking about a political system that seemed to be falling apart, mainly due to a group of politicians who gained power by using hate, fear and ignorance as their rally cry. Vince decided that instead of writing about politics, he would instead, make fun of it. This is a collection of those political satire pieces, which made their way around the internet in 2013, along with some cartoons he drew when the words wouldn't come. Vince no longer involves himself much in politics. But he does hope the American people will someday find the courage to their brains rather than fear or ignorance, and give D.C. what it has needed for a while now, a good cleaning out.

Could you use a quick laugh? This humorous collection of quirkiness will have you chuckling in no time.

Dive into the riotous world of 'The Foreign Book of Swear Words' by the ever-playful Immature Book Club. Expand your international naughty vocabulary as this cheeky guide teaches you to curse in over 15 languages, from French to Thai, Russian to Punjabi, and even Nigerian! Each spicy word comes with its pronunciation to ensure you get the tone just right. But a heads up - using these words thoughtlessly with native speakers might land you in a pickle! Or, keep those around you guessing by sprinkling these exotic swears in daily conversations. Warning: We're not responsible for bewildered looks or unintended international incidents. Proceed with mischievous caution!

The Absurd Naturalist is a collection of 43 humorous essays and sketches published over a span of more than 30 years, and assembled here for the first time. Included are pieces dealing with tofu hunters, the art of toad throwing, same-species marriage, getting rid of nature, lizard watching, reasons why you shouldn't garden, how to sell belly buttons, the right to bear arms, and the origin of toaster ovens, to name only a few. A unique cross-genre book, it will appeal to readers of natural history, the environment, and gardening as well as those general readers seeking an entertaining blend of science, satire, and absurdity.

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Narración de las vivencias de un adicto al sexo con las diferentes parejas que tuvo a lo largo de 60 años. Una historia llena de erotismo y humor.

Life is a series of disappointments, dotted by occasional lowness, followed up with a tender apostrophe of false hope. Sometimes there is rapture. This is usually accompanied by cake. This is a book about Fibromyalgia, PCOS, abuse, bad weather, and wayward mailmen. It is also about doctors, role-playing games, conventions, public coughing, and glorious metal music. A continuation about my war with the world, highlighting my trials with chronic pain, adamant clergymen, and neighbourhood nuisances.

The story concentrates on several timelines during the childhood of a fictional boy in the Eastern Europe, few kilometers away from where the border with the Balkans area is taking shape. Although the distance doesn't matter hence the mentality, habits and places are very similar.The story concentrates on different timelines, without a fix point in time, an can variate from a young boy, around 3 years old until the maturity and beginning of the Faculty time.It's an immersive experience to describe how is the real life, with real stories and childish adventures, how the people are living and interact there, how it was the transition from communism to capitalism and how the life in all those periods. What has changed, what was the impact, a kind of concrete hands on experience in the Universe of a child that is living this with joy and enjoying any moment, regardless of the situations.It's a story where the main hero is just a normal boy presenting his colorful life, joy and fun around the people that he loves and shares his life with. But is also a story of sadness because it describes the small child missing his mother and how he was running always to meet her in the train station where he knew that she's always coming to him, without knowing she will be there or not.While reading from real stories, to weird and sometimes close to fictional, is to show that sometimes life beats the movies, that doesn't matter who we are, who we are sharing the life with, we will always come on top, learn new things and have some fun meanwhile.It's a lite story to read, to distract from the main stress in life, from any complications, just to enjoy reading and become one with the mind of a young child that is slowly discovering the world and happy to share his experience and places where he grew up.

This book is a celebration of puns, jokes, and humor that only Dads, and Dads-in-Training, can appreciate. From short and funny zingers to longer stories that will have your audience groaning with laughter, this book has everything you need to tell awfully funny jokes.If you're a Dad, you will love it. If you're a child, you will grow wiser and more wonderful in your father's eyes with each terrible but hilarious joke you tell him. Do yourself a favor, get this book and become the life of the party, an instant wit, and possibly your father's favorite child.

Imagine picking up a book and reading the words inside, and as you read those words a picture forms in your head. Now imagine that picture represents the scenarios and circumstances described in this book. Now open your eyes and behold: you are holding the very book you just imagined. Also, this book is a great conversation starter. For example, say you are at a party and most of the guests are avoiding eye contact with you, and they keep muttering to one another that they really wish you would put on some pants; wouldn't it be great to be able to pull out a book, walk confidently up to a stranger and say, "I bet you didn't think I knew how to read!" Congratulations - you just started and ended a conversation as a winner.Above all else, this book will give you the means to own this book. When your friends, neighbors and spouses question whether or not you own this book, owning this book will be the final word on whether or not you own this book. Stop just being a person! Start being a person who owns this book!