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Version 2.0 (2023). Much like Chairman Mao's compilation of hilarious witticisms published during Communist China's zany Cultural Revolution back in the day, this little red book is an uproarious collection of pointless nonsense and senseless drivel dedicated to the countless enlightened leftists still annoyingly omnipresent in our present era.Filled with pun-ridden put-downs and wise-ass wordplay, this remarkable anthology offers unenlightened readers like yourself a refreshing alternative to the more conventional fare of lowbrow humor you are undoubtedly accustomed to. It will tickle your fancy with jeering jibes and sarcastic swipes taken at the expense of those who would rule over us as they relentlessly pursue a more progressive and enlightened new world order.

If you're looking for funny waiter jokes you've certainly come to the right place.Brand new in February 2019 this chefs joke book is quite possibly the best collection of chef jokes you will find anywhere.Some of the gags will make you laugh out loud that's for sure.We hope you enjoy our bumper collection of the very best chef humor - with puns and gags galore.This is ideal for you if you are a chef, a keen cook, and of course it will also make a great gift for a chef too, so download it now!

Discover a world of laughter and fun with "Dog Jokes for Dogs and Kids Too," a delightful collection of dog-themed humor that's perfect for children, their four-legged friends, and anyone who loves a good chuckle! This charming book is packed with jokes, riddles, and puns that will keep both kids and dogs entertained."Dog Jokes for Dogs and Kids Too" is the perfect gift for dog lovers, joke enthusiasts, and anyone looking to add a little more laughter to their lives. Grab a copy today and embark on a tail-wagging adventure filled with barks, giggles, and endless fun!

In his second collection of humorous essays, comedian, Greg Scarnici recounts some of his shocking and scandalous experiences over twenty-five seasons on New York's Fire Island. From tea dances in Fire Island Pines to drag competitions in Cherry Grove, Scarnici paints a picture of what a typical summer on the island of misfit boys is like. Highlights include being crowned the Worst Drag Queen in Cherry Grove, getting innocently lured to a "sex dungeon" that was actually a 3X4 garden shed, and riding the ferry as his alter ego, Levonia, every Fourth of July with two hundred other drag queens during the annual Invasion of The Pines.Along the way, Scarnici weaves in some of the history of Cherry Grove, and introduces some of its most colorful characters. Find out what it's like to slap on a synthetic wig on a ninety-degree afternoon, hook up in the notorious Meat Rack, and party on the beach until the sun rises during the annual Pines Party. "Greg Scarnici is not only on Fire Island, he's on fire! His breathless tales of drag queens subverting and carrying on in the Pines and the Grove are as revealing and informative as Speedos on a flaccid penis." -Michael Musto, NewNowNext"Greg has given me the greatest gift - hearing his stories is like getting to eavesdrop and spy on my favorite misfit boys until I'm clutching my pearls and gasping."- Cecily Strong, Saturday Night Live"I'm still not sure if I should be flattered or sue over the story of mine Greg shares, but since the rest of his Fire Island tales are painted in equally hilarious and scandalous shades, I'm just gonna keep my attorney on retainer in case this becomes a movie." - Sherry Vine, Drag DivaGreg Scarnici's other books include his debut collection of humorous essays, "I Hope My Mother Doesn't Read This", his parody of Madonna's SEX book entitled, "SEX IN DRAG", and his upcoming parody of a vintage gay porn magazine, "Hot Rods".

In this lesson on how to find love when everyone is awful, Jordan West sets out to prove a simple theory: while the ultimate goal for a man is to find that low-level lunatic he can learn to live with, the ultimate goal for a woman is to find that one special asshole that doesn't make her any crazier than she already is. West carefully and comically weeds through the wake of her disastrous romantic past, juxtaposing it against all of our favorite famous couples that have exhibited crazy/asshole behavior. From Sid and Nancy, to the Ken and Barbie Killers, Jordan even drops in to take a stab at the Trumps in this ruthless relationship satire.Maybe you're single and tired of scraping along the bottom of the dating pool only to wind up in a repetitive relationship that leaves you worse off than you were to begin with. Or maybe you're currently in the passenger seat of a relationship that's slowly driving you to the madhouse. All Men are Assholes (...And All Women are Crazy) serves as the ideal guide to help you figure out where you land on the crazy/asshole scale and how to navigate through the herd of ineligible suitors to find that one perfect mate who is just as awful as you are.

There once was a cat.... That always shat. He shat on this. He shat on that. He shat on your brothers baseball bat. He shat on a rat. He shat on a mat. He shat on the desk of a lazy bureaucrat. He shat on a hat. He shat on a gnat. He shat on a man while he screamed.... Bumbaclat!. Wherever he went he left behind shat. He often shat wherever you sat. He even Shat. On the tail of a cat. One time he shat. On a jar of pork fat. Use a toilet? No! Said the cat. I'm a lazy cat. Who likes to lay flat. Your job is simple. To clean up my shat.

What is Quite Interesting?Obliviousness is like a delicate exotic fruit; touch it and its freshness is withered.This book is a distillation of the attempts of many individuals to understand the world around them, but is mainly indebted to the IQ research team, a group of people with a high rate of curiosity, low boredom and a certain art in the ask difficult questions.What is the most dangerous animal that has ever lived?Half of the human beings who have died so far, perhaps 45 billion people, have been killed by female mosquitoes (males only bite plants).Mosquitoes carry over 100 life-threatening diseases, including malaria, yellow fever, dengue, encephalitis, filariasis and elephantiasis. Even today they kill one person every twelve seconds.If you think you're too small to count for anything, try sleeping in one closed room with a mosquito.

Make your man feel like a king with the right compliments Are you looking for new ways to make your husband feel appreciated?Perhaps you're running out of sweet things to say to make him feel loved?Do you feel like some unique compliments will help add a bit of spice to your marriage? Well, this guide is packed with hundreds of ideas for amazing compliments to say to your husband.All you have to do is get a copy of this book for yourself and get on with making the man in your life feel like a king.

In the town of Normal, Pennsylvania, there's a little green church at the corner of Wilson and Elm... So begins each story of the misadventures of the congregation, clergy, and staff of a small town church. The tales collected in "The Blessing of the Animals" begin with the story of how an ornery gerbil upended a whimsical annual tradition. They continue with Pastor O'Donnell's poorly thought-out attempts to bring spiritual enlightenment to his flock through technology in "A/V" and "Video Game Ministry." Other stories tell of the romantic misadventures of the pastor's teenage daughter, Katie, and the dutiful work of church secretary Tammy Billings and her husband, Ralph, the unofficial church handyman... work which is not always appreciated by those who benefit from it. You'll also hear about the church's new softball team, The Miracles, whose athletic abilities and teamwork sometimes leave much to be desired... but occasionally live up to their name. No matter what religion or denomination you are, if you attend a place of worship, you'll undoubtedly find many of the people and events at the Little Green Church in Normal, Pennsylvania, painfully - and hilariously - familiar.

If you're looking for DIY jokes and funny handyman jokes you've certainly come to the right place.Some of these gags are old, but some of them are new, most of them will hit the nail on the head and will make you smile that's for sure. The book is brand new in February 2019.While we don't want to plug them too much, we hope you enjoy our bumper collection of the very best handyman jokes and puns.This will make a great gift for a handyman or if you consider yourself a DIY expert, you should get it for yourself.Either way, if you fancy a good laugh, simply buy this book now!

Author Vincent Yanez never planned on working more than a couple of jobs in his life. Unfortunately, he was born with a short attention span and an inability to stay anywhere that annoyed him. The result is iQuit: The Book of Job(s), a snarky look at one man's refusal to put up with anything he found aggravating, disgusting or downright horrifying.

This book is designed to enrich the brain with exercise and enhance the performance of students academically, especially kids and teenagers.This book contains brain exercise riddles that will enable the brain to be active all days.Are you looking for that amazing riddle book? Here it is!!!After reading, If you found the book amazing, please leave an honest review on your favorite store....Thank you...

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Raised on a mega ranch and wheat farm in "West River," South Dakota, I capitalized life with my brother Terry, who was one step older than me. The "spread" owned by my uncles and dad gave us unlimited opportunities as high-energy and unbridled kids bent on exploits.As a kid and teenager, I was gifted or cursed with a bent for adventure and coloring outside the lines of societal normalcy. Or maybe it was a lack of understanding of the consequences of my idiocracy. If I ever had an "Off switch," I never found it. Some boys are born with daring, or is it stupid? That was me.The accounts in my first book, LITTLE OUTHOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE, documented some of my earlier brushes with death and acts of foolishness and sometimes courage. This volume moves from my childhood to my twenties in the 1940s-1960s on the Dakota prairie.Several years ago, the comedian, Jeff Foxworthy, made famous his comic routine: You Might Be a Redneck, If .... He would complete the phrase with a hilarious take on a unique characteristic of a "redneck." With this in mind, You Know You're in South Dakota When ..., in The Little Outhouse on the Prairie Series, is proffered with the same tongue-in-cheek humor. If we can't laugh at ourselves, who can we laugh at? Published by Burkhart Books, Bedford, Texaswww.BurkhartBooks.com

Do you know any nice guys? Perhaps you're married to or good friends with one. Well, consider the possibility that this nice guy is so frustrated with his relationship failures that he needs to vent to keep from turning into a bad boy with anger issues. Then, try not to spit hot coffee as you read his sarcastic rants about why men and women don't seem to fit.

A fun romp through limericks, haiku, and assorted poetic forms. It is a wonderful book if you need a lift. Perfect travel size edition.

In the town of Normal, Pennsylvania, there's a little green church at the corner of Wilson and Elm... So begins each story of the misadventures of the congregation, clergy, and staff of a small town church. "L.O.L.: Little Old Ladies" tells tales of three senior women - curmudgeonly Henrietta Miggins, stately Betsy Davis, and put-upon Celia Simmons - known around the church as the Little Old Ladies... though you probably don't want to call them that to their faces! The short stories in this collection tell of the time Henrietta volunteered for the role of greeter one Sunday - with a bit of unsolicited advice for all who entered - and the attempts of a con man to fleece the congregation... though he may have gotten more than he bargained for with the little old ladies. There's a story about the church's one-and-only attempt to host a bingo night. And you'll hear about the day Betsy first came to the little church, and the battle of wills that emerged when she sat in Henrietta's usual seat. But the two women were destined to become fast friends, bonding as they torture the poor waiter at their weekly tea with Celia. No matter what religion or denomination you are, if you attend a place of worship, you undoubtedly know a group of women like the Little Old Ladies!

Thought you could sit back and relax? You're not alone! Take a look at some others who thought the same thing. From teachers to nurses to truckers - meet some fellow hopefuls who've had to give up the good life and return to the workplace. A fun cartoon follow up to the wildly popular "Living Together After Retirement " by TEN CATS cartoonist Graham Harrop

Electrician JokesIf you're looking for electrician jokes and funny electrical jokes you've certainly come to the right place.Electrician jokes are always current! Let's face it, it takes a real bright spark to come up with electrical jokes and puns. Your brain definitely has to be wired in a certain type of way to conductor a conversation using electrician jokes.Brand new for Summer 2019, this electrician joke book contains some gags that are old, but some of them are current, and while we don't want to plug them too much, we hope you enjoy our bumper collection of the very best electrician jokes and puns.This book is ideal as a gift for an electrician you know, or for yourself. It is full of funny gags - and you're bound to laugh at them until it Hertz, so buy this book now!

Don't worry. I know things are looking pretty grim, and many folks want to get out of the wild ride before they crash and burn. But all in all, there are still birds and butterflies in the parks, hot dogs are still great with mayonnaise, the Dungeons & Dragons movie was not total crap, and somewhere near you right now, a mother loves her child. So, in the immortal words of Mad Magazine: "What Me Worry?"

María Ilusionada es una chica risueña, feliz de la vida, que además cree en los hombres amorosos y en las hadas madrinas mágicas que cumplen deseos. Admiradora de Bárbara Cartland, hasta los huesos, por eso hace caso a todos sus consejos amorosos. A su vida llega el príncipe que toda princesa desea y es cuando se convierte en la chica más feliz del universo. ¿Realmente es lo que parece? Descúbrelo en otra fascinante historia que te hará viajar por varias emociones. ¡Dios nos bendiga!

When Gayle Carline clawed her way into her local newspaper office and groveled until they gave her a weekly humor column, she worried about not having enough material. Then she took a look at her life. Nearly every week something in her house or car needs repair, her son doesn't know why being able to see his carpet is a big deal, and her husband believes less is more, especially when it comes to communication. In What Would Erma Do, she chronicled her first two years as a paid exaggerator. Now she's back with two more years of merriment, along with editorial high jinks and readers' opinions. It's the most fun she's ever had without a credit card.

Hey there fellow coloring folks! Folkses Folksii? Either way you say it, here's your chance to give some color to your favorite characters- Werewolves, Trolls, Gnomes, and a even Salamander. Oh my! So color away! Or even colour them if you like. If you've read the books, this is the perfect way to give the characters a personal touch. And perhaps green hair. Or red eyes.So grab your favorite implements of colorization and have at it! Relaxation and color therapy await. Unless you're on the Archer Avenue Line at 2AM, then pay attention to what's going on around you! 75 illustrations await you. Your results may vary. Colors not included. Not available in stores.

The Encyclopedia of Dad Jokes is jam-packed full of really funny jokes (that don't suck), and that will make you laugh out loud no matter what age or gender you are. They'll make you the funniest person at home, work, the checkout line at the gas station, and yes, even the donut shop if you're a police officer.My mission for this book... is to bring more laughter into this crazy world we live in. It doesn't matter who we are, a little laughter each day can go a long way. This book also puts an end to stupid dad jokes Frankly, I got tired of the stale, worn-out, somewhat funny dad jokes going around, many times making dad's look stupid and dorky. So, since I identify myself as the Godfather of Dad Jokes, I felt it was my solemn duty to step it up a bit with actual hilarious jokes. I can't forget to say... this book makes a great gift so make sure to have several copies on hand to give to the joke lovers in your life. Actually, anybody who is a dad, ever wanted to be one, or who ever had a dad. Order several copies please, I need a vacation.: -)I personally handpicked every joke for my laughing pleasure. Ah... I mean, yours. Much love and lots of laughs in your life. God Bless.- Nick HetcherSelf-proclaimed "Godfather of Dad Jokes"

Prepare for a rollicking and sidesplitting adventure with "Beyond the Senses: The Blind Chemist Gal's Tale," a comedy and hilarious novel that will leave you in stitches. Join the charismatic and slightly eccentric Blind Chemist Gal as she takes you on a wild journey through a world where laughter knows no bounds. From the very first page, this novel dives headfirst into uproarious scenarios that will keep you grinning from ear to ear. The Blind Chemist Gal's knack for stumbling into comical mishaps is unparalleled, and her unconventional perspective on life adds an extra layer of hilarity to every situation she encounters. As the Blind Chemist Gal embarks on her alchemical escapades, prepare yourself for an onslaught of absurdity and wit. Whether she's concocting potions with ingredients that have a mind of their own or attempting to navigate the mischievous whispers of her eccentric laboratory, there's never a dull moment in her laugh-out-loud journey. But the Blind Chemist Gal's adventures don't stop at her lab. Along the way, she encounters a host of eccentric characters, each contributing their own brand of humor to the narrative. From hilarious misunderstandings to comedic banter, the interactions between the Blind Chemist Gal and her companions are nothing short of hilarious. With each turn of the page, readers will find themselves immersed in a world of comedic genius, where unexpected surprises and clever wordplay abound. The Blind Chemist Gal's encounters with her mischievous nemesis provide endless moments of laughter, while her unyielding optimism and resilience in the face of comedic chaos make her a lovable and unforgettable protagonist. "Beyond the Senses: The Blind Chemist Gal's Tale" is a novel that celebrates the power of humor and invites readers to embrace the lighter side of life. With its clever wit, uproarious situations, and an infectious sense of joy, this comedy gem promises an unforgettable reading experience that will leave you grinning long after you've turned the final page. So buckle up and get ready for a wild, sidesplitting adventure with the Blind Chemist Gal.

This 5 x 8 journal is a great gift for your special Valentine! Write love letters and notes, to do lists, ideas for dates, whatever you want! 100 pages of wide ruled paper.

This book teaches the transformative power of love and examples of couples who have defied all odds to nurture and protect their love.

Deep inside every mermaid is a promise, and that promise is a map, and that map leads to treasure, and that treasure is this book.Forged in a crucible of the hottest good times, "How to Survive the Mermaid Apocalypse" is an inspiration in a classical sense. Driven to be more than just a series of words, grouped together, separated by punctuation, this is the kind of book that makes people question other books and whether or not they are actually books.Don't be afraid - no one here wants you to steal a 1967 Ford Mustang. This is just a book we're talking about here.Now, about that Mustang.

When a person is naked from the waist down and feeling vulnerable and in pain, it should be no surprise that profanities and confessions monopolize the conversations in the confines of the wax room. People from around the country continue to flock to the Mark & M.E. Salon in Rochester, NY for this bizarre service called the Brazilian. Due to the overwhelming popularity of this service, M.E. was compelled to further her journey through the Brazilian Rainforest in this sequel to The Happy Hoo-Ha. Not only will her stories entertain you, she has hired a talented illustrator named Brian Robbins to make her tales (and the tails) of her beloved clients come to life.

Get ready for a hilariously good time in "111 Pickleball Jokes!" This book will serve up a volley of laughter that's sure to score points with both beginners and seasoned players of this addictive, ever-growing sport. Inside, you'll find an arsenal of puns, one-liners, and wisecracks that will have you laughing harder than a pickleball player who missed an easy dink. Discover jokes that take a wacky swing at pickleball lingo, the universal struggle of getting out of the kitchen, and even the infamous mid-game disagreements over score counting. Curious about what a dill pickle says to the ball? Want to know why pickleball players make terrible bakers? Or perhaps you're just itching to know why pickleball courts are always so clean? Dive into this book and find answers drenched in humor. Whether you're a pickleball whiz, a recreational player, or someone who thought this was a cookbook about pickles, "111 Pickleball Jokes" is sure to serve you a delicious platter of laughter. It's game, set, match for boredom when you've got this treasury of fun by your side! So, strap on your sneakers, grab a paddle, and prepare for a smashingly good time. You're about to discover that pickleball isn't just a sport that's fun to play; it's also a blast to laugh about! Be warned, though: Side-splitting humor may affect your game, leading to uncontrollable laughter on the court!Makes a Great Gift