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Every family has a dirty uncle. In my family, it was Uncle Dan. Pour a couple beers in him, and he'd start telling inappropriate jokes in front of the whole disapproving family. "A girl only has one heart, so playing with her heart is wrong," Uncle Dan advised. "Play with her boobs instead -- she's got two of those." "I'm feeling a bit depressed today: I just noticed I've got a gray pubic hair," he said. "I didn't freak out too much when I found it, but the people in the elevator with me looked horrified." Uncle Dan shook his head sadly and said, "Some people say there are no rules when it comes to love. Unfortunately for me, the judge disagreed." "They say one in every four men is gay, so there must be one in my group of friends," Uncle Dan said as he swigged his beer. "I hope it's Michael - he's super cute." "My girlfriend recently became a world-famous porn star," Uncle Dan said proudly. "She's gonna be really angry when she finds out." "How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?" Uncle Dan asked my young cousin, who looked up, confused. "Only one," he said, "but it takes two paramedics to get it back out." This book contains years of Uncle Dan's cringey, pervy, inappropriate jokes that ruined many family Thanksgivings, birthday parties, summer barbecues, and Christmases. Don't say you weren't warned!

Get ready to embark on an adventure of wit, humour, and some tough decision-making! Presenting Would You Rather for the Average Adult - a treasure trove of 150 carefully curated "Would You Rather" questions designed to entertain, challenge, and sometimes leave you scratching your head. Whether you're looking to break the ice at a party, bonding with new friends, or just need a good laugh after a long day, this book has got you covered. With scenarios ranging from hilarious to thought-provoking, it's a roller-coaster of choices! Be it choosing between unlimited first-class tickets to anywhere or never having to wait in line again, or contemplating if you'd rather be a genius among fools or vice versa - this book is sure to keep you and your friends engaged and entertained for hours on end. Grab your copy now and let the games begin!

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Would You Rather Game Book Discover the Perfect Stocking Stuffer for Your Kids this Holiday Season!Do you like to laugh with your family? Get ready for the most fun stocking stuffer gift you'll find anywhere! Would you rather have a grumpy little pet gingerbread cookie named Ginger you absolutely can't eat OR a rather large red and white striped candy cane growing out of your nose?Here's a preview of what you'll get from this hilarious and side splitting activity book for families: 100 thought provoking and ridiculous situations to think through and talk about.This book is an instantly fun experience and you'll all learn a lot about each other.You'll also learn about the silliest and most interesting traditions around the world!Each scenario will have you laughing and joyfully making memories and sharing cheer.EVERYTHING in this book is completely clean and family friendly!Enjoy a little time interacting and having fun conversations with the people you love the most.Get your copy today if you like to laugh with your family.You'll all be so glad you did! Makes a great stocking stuffer for fun family.

Ditch the pastel pretenses and dive into the irreverent world of "Funny Easter," the slightly raunchy, slightly sweary, and hilarious Easter coloring book that brings humor to the holiday festivities. This adult coloring book is not your typical bunny-and-chick affair-it's a light profanity-laced celebration of Easter, tailored for those who appreciate a side of humor with their egg hunts.Inside "Funny Easter," you'll discover a collection of cheeky and intricately designed Easter scenes, each adorned with funny expressions that add a touch of irreverence to the holiday. From foul-mouthed bunnies to sassy eggs, every page invites you to infuse your own colorful language into the whimsical illustrations.Unwind and relieve stress by bringing these unique Easter-themed illustrations to life with your preferred coloring tools. Whether you're a seasoned colorist or a first-time Easter rebel, this book offers a hilarious and cathartic way to express your creativity and embrace the unconventional side of the holiday.Share the laughter with friends, gift it to fellow Easter rebels, or proudly display your completed artworks as a sweary tribute to the holiday season.This is more than just a coloring book; it's a festive and foul-mouthed journey into a new tradition of celebrating Easter. Grab your coloring tools, unleash your creativity, and give Easter a sweary spin with this delightfully irreverent coloring book for adults. So sit back, relax, and color! ***This coloring book is also available in a color by numbers edition!https: //www.amazon.com/dp/1984191241Charming hand-drawn designs inspire coloring fans of all ages and skill levels.Promotes relaxation, art therapy, and the scientifically proven therapeutic benefits of meditative mindfulness.Makes a perfect gift for adults, teens, seniors, and all of your loved ones.8.5 x 11" single-sided paper means that you can use your favorite art supplies - including pencils, markers, pens, crayons, watercolors and more!2 bonus color test pages allow you to test your coloring mediums and empower you to unleash your creativity and plan your next coloring masterpiece.Enjoy FREE BONUS COLORING PAGES to get a taste of other coloring books you may enjoy.

"Dad Joke: The Ultimate Guide 2023: Tips, Tricks & Tactics for Maximum Eye Rolls" is your passport to becoming the master of dad jokes, armed with the knowledge, strategies and expert-level tactics to make eyes roll hard.★ Dad jokes have the incredible power to make you cringe and laugh simultaneously, creating a state of emotional confusion. They're an art form, a secret language and a source of endless amusement.★ Classic dad jokes are like the dad version of a magic trick. They may not be mind-blowing, but they always leave you wondering, "How did he come up with that?".★ It's a hilarious symphony of comedic torture and you, my friend, are about to conduct it. Remember, you're not just telling a joke, you're creating a moment.★ With great dad jokes comes great responsibility and possibly a lifetime ban from the family dinner table. But hey, it's all worth it for the sake of laughter, right?

Growing up in a doomsday cult isn't easy! You need to study hard, work harder and learn nothing useful whatsoever! Neil Gardner takes you through life in the "Rank and File" of the biggest cult around, The Jehovah's Witnesses.Whether worrying about the end of the world coming "Any day now", his budding love affair with shrubbery or building bunkers before leaving school to become a full time Minister at 16 you'll find something to cringe about.He also talks about nearly losing and then actually losing his sister to the cult before discovering her all over again, Neil takes you on a funny and awkward jouney with a pretty happy ending!Neil's first book on the subject of the Jehovah's Witnesses "How To Leave A Cult" is available on Amazon and has sold literally dozens of copies.

"Welcome to Jewelryport!"One of a hundred headlines offers that invitation to this seaport-turned-tourist-town on the New England coast as it lurches in fits and starts from its relaxed, cherished historic roots into the gotta-go-go, gentrified world of shiny new objects.Keep Newburyport Weird: An Atlas of Downtown Rhyme & Surfside Reason, is a collection of guest columns written over 35 years in two local newspapers by Jack Garvey, author of Pay the Piper! A Street-Performer's Public Life in America's Privatized Times.Indeed, Weird includes the "27th Chapter" of Piper, a 26-chapter book ending with the tease, "To Be Continued..."-adding to the view of a downtown busker those of movie theater projectionist, beach bum, social commentator, historian, linguist, punster, and satirist.And a man of metaphor. Less a collection than an "atlas" with sections called "coordinates," Weird is for readers "ready to navigate," as "cartographer" Garvey says in his opening "projection." From a lyrical laid-back life on a beach to contentious bricks at the shaded windows of City Hall, from peppered rosemary salmon on his grill to upscale restaurants' "fancy fonts on the menus" for "paltry portions on the plates," from gawking tourists behind the wheel to texting pedestrians outside the crosswalks, all the way to his satires starring Helen Highwater-herself half Road Runner, half Wily Coyote-Garvey maps Newburyport as "a microcosm of the American macrospasm." While many entries may be set on the streets of Newburyport and the sands of Plum Island, others, such as "Drinking a Size that Is Not Small," rise from the locale into an issue undeniably coast-to-coast. Several, such as "Let's Play Co-Inky Dink," may be entirely about a national politics, while others, such as "Living with Trickle Down Trump," describe the consequences of a presidential election close to home.As if to prove the point, Garvey opens "A Tale of Two Tourist Towns" by asking us to invert the map of the lower 48 states to draw a tight and provocative comparison to Astoria, Oregon.That geographic inversion echoes the opening column, "A Year in a Day," an inversion of the calendar into a clock, each month allotted two hours each, to begin anew at the stroke of midnight. It serves as the ideal table setter for a book flush with the wordplay and wit which Garvey has served his Newburyport readers.An opinion-page columnist, as Garvey puts it, inevitably "measures success as much in objection as in approval." While selecting columns for Weird, he also chose those that drew numerous responses pro or con, such as "Now Shooting in a Cinema Near You" and "Bagging a 'Balanced Approach'." For over 600 columns and counting, Garvey has enjoyed and endured a fair share, as he tells us, of both "thumbs-up and extended middle fingers," as well as an occasional scream. When one woman raved approval for "Entering Cooked Kermit, 01951," Garvey let on that, "judging from the response, it hit a nerve."She exploded: "A nerve That one hit an aorta!!!"To offset his cardiac threats, Garvey offers playfully meditative sketches such as the title track, "Keeping Newburyport Weird," and "Flirting with Their Generation," a lament for the passing of time, a subject rendered more urgently in "A Time to Dream, a Time to Awake" and stoically in "A Mid-Winter's Morning's Dream," both of which close the book.Uh, not so fast. There are the "Projections"-an appendix that nicely, if subtly echoes the premise of "A Pipeline to the End Credits" in the cinema "Coordinate." As rich in jokes and puns as in point and purpose, it includes Garvey's one "killed" column, "Tuning into TrumpTV," scheduled to run the day after the 2016 presidential election.A friend suggested he include it with a footnote saying that, though the prediction that didn't come true, "it is not unDead."Like every other map in Keep Newburyport Weird, it is very much alive.

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Seven unrelated tales for grown-ups played for laughs."Love Drug Connections" Hunts for an aphrodisiac and a statue, both called Love Goddess, result in chases, lies, and comeuppances. "Funerals Are For Drama" Backers of an Indie film die suddenly and further funding depends on the actors' behavior at their funerals so the ambitious actors use several funerals for drama more than mourning. There are gag gifts placed in a casket; a missing arm; flowers delivered to the wrong funeral and stolen back; and rescuing valuable items from a cult group's funeral pyre."Misunderstandings" Two people forced by circumstance to temporarily share an office and a phone each suspect the other is conducting an illegal business - then the detective arives."The Store Angel" A man lingering in a store turns out to be more than he seemed when told to leave."You Can't Go Home Again..." Progress takes an unexpected form in a small town."An Interview With the Devil" Beelzebub enjoys a moment in the spotlight."Check It Out" A computerized grocery checkout counter meets resistance from a customer.

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Unleash the Fun with "Laughably Pointless: 101 Useless Life Hacks" Dive into this light-hearted, hilarious guide filled with 101 absurd and whimsical hacks, presented in an easy-to-read format, designed to inject humor and joy into your everyday life! Perfect for those who love to laugh, this book is all about embracing your sense of humor and finding amusement in the ridiculous.Explore unique life hacks covering various aspects of life, including: Home organization Cooking Health and fitness Relationships Travel Work productivity Technology "Laughably Pointless" makes a fantastic gift idea for friends and family who appreciate a good laugh. This delightful book serves as a reminder to approach life with a playful spirit and find happiness in even the most trivial situations. Boost your mood and spread laughter with this entertaining collection of 101 comically ineffective life hacks, organized for effortless reading! So, sit back, relax, and let the hilarity ensue as you explore the world of "Laughably Pointless"!

Remember a time not so long ago when everything was black and white, before health and safety. Kids walked to school and played outside unsupervised.It was a time when nearly every household owned one television set with three channels, this was no fun especially on rainy days, the dreaded day indoors playing with your toys and watching children's hour with your brother or sister.Mucking around outside having hours of fun with the other kids was a lot more appealing, playing football or cricket, maybe a trip to the park for a go on the swings slide & the roundabout, in the woods building dens, climbing trees, hanging ropes to swing from, spending afternoons at the tip building go karts for races, making a guy for the bonfire on Guy Fawkes Night. We had no money, video games or mobile phones, but we were out there getting dirty exploring our surroundings, using our imagination enjoying our childhood. This book is filled with simple drawings of the things we used to do when I was a youngster, a reminder of the past long gone but kids were still able to have fun, making the most of what they had.

Just when you thought it was safe to return to reading, Leonard Stegmann is back with his twenty-eighth book! And this one is just bursting with stuff and nonsense that you didn't even know you cared so much about. F'rinstance, Leonard explains the monumental importance of celebrating your 25,000th day, the Whoosh and why he so desperately wants one, why his wife's poop test cost him an additional $100, what it's like attempting to grow marijuana for the first time in over forty years and how he came to finally accept that his cat simply doesn't understand Wi-Fi at all. Plus there's so much more!

Return to the Go-Go is the second volume of insights by Pattaya veteran Khun Pobaan into everyday life in Thailand's extreme city. The first collection, If You Can't Stand the Fun, Stay Out Of The Go-Go, gathered together essays that had been previously published in a local newspaper. As is the way of things, the essays went online and the current crop of 45 pieces have been collected from the monthly blog It Occurs to Me.Subjects tackled by the fearless author include hairless women, toothbrushes, the Thai language, censorship, vasectomies, town planning, squid fishing, road safety, military dictatorships and of course Pattaya's cultural gift to the world, the go-go bar. Each topic is ruthlessly examined for its humorous content and exploited as a source of wisdom and insight into the human condition. Readers who have no connection with Funtown may call the essays collected in this book no more than the blatherings of a demented lay-about, but those who have reason to visit Pattaya for their holidays or the sense to make it their permanent home know differently.For those with a genuine interest in all things Pattayan, Return to the Go-Go is the only guide they need. Khun Pobaan's precise and sometimes painful observations of life are the only true public record of the unique form of civilisation to be found on the Thai eastern seaboard. Each essay is cleverly planned to take as long to read as it takes the average reader to drink a bottle of cold Leo beer. Please behave responsibly by not attempting to finish the whole book at one sitting.

Dieses Buch ist ein Muss für alle Kinder und Jugendlichen, die gerne spielen, lachen und neue Wörter lernen! Mit über 500 lustigen Wörtern und ihren Bedeutungen ist dieses Lexikon vollgepackt mit jeder Menge Spaß und Humor. Von "A wie Abenteurer" bis "Z wie Zylinder" bietet das Buch eine Fülle von witzigen Wortspielen, die die Fantasie anregen und die Kreativität fördern.Jedes Wort wird mit einer Definition und einer kurzen Geschichte oder einem Beispiel erklärt, das den Kontext veranschaulicht. Die Illustrationen und Bilder, die jedes Wort begleiten, sind voller Farbe und zeigen, wie viel Spaß das Wort haben kann.Dieses Lexikon ist nicht nur ein hervorragendes Werkzeug, um den Wortschatz der Kinder zu erweitern, sondern auch ein unterhaltsamer Begleiter für regnerische Tage oder lange Autofahrten. Es gibt so viel zu entdecken und zu lachen, dass Kinder es immer wieder zur Hand nehmen werden.Das witzige Wörterbuch für kleine Sprachkünstler ist ein unverzichtbares Werkzeug für Eltern, Lehrer und alle, die sich für die Bildung von Kindern und Jugendlichen einsetzen. Es ist ein Buch, das dazu beitragen wird, dass Kinder die Welt um sich herum mit einer spielerischen und kreativen Einstellung erkunden.

Haben Sie noch Freunde? Führen Sie unbeirrt eine glückliche Beziehung? Oder fehlt es Ihnen an Ideen, um ein wirklich langweiliges Leben zu führen? Falls ja, kann Ihnen geholfen werden.Das Tutorial So werden Sie ein totaler Versager führt Sie Schritt für Schritt in eine wirklich unangenehme, einsame und völlig sinnlose Existenz.Von den zahllosen Workshops und gut gemeinten Ratschlägen, wie man glücklich wird, hebt sich diese unterhaltsame Miniserie wohltuend ab, denn sie ist erstaunlich hilfreich. Jeder weiß, was mit guten Ratschlägen passiert: Sie werden nicht befolgt. Aber wenn Sie die Vorschläge in diesem Tutorial ignorieren, könnten Sie ein glücklicher Mensch werden.

Ratinha PerfumadaRapidinhas Explosivas - Volume I Explicação para o título do livro: Se há para aí uns Gatos Fedorentos, por que motivo não pode existir uma Ratinha Perfumada?Rapidinhas Explosivas - As anedotas são Rapidinhas porque são curtas! E são Explosivas porque quem as lê explode a rir! Em que estavam a pensar? Ai, essas mentes maliciosas! Já alguma vez se viram numa situação em que uma boa anedota era o melhor para desanuviar, mas não se lembravam de nenhuma? Em encontros, reuniões familiares ou com os amigos, encontrará sempre neste livro uma anedota apropriada à situação. Leve-o sempre consigo e não hesite em o utilizar em caso de emergência! Só na Internet, li mais de 30.000 anedotas para selecionar as melhores entre as melhores. Dei prioridade às curtinhas (Rapidinhas Explosivas) e deixei de parte as mais maçadoras, monótonas e sem piada (que são a maior parte). As rapidinhas aqui reunidas são provenientes das mais variadas fontes, tais como pesquisas na Internet, e-mails recebidos de amigos, histórias que fui ouvindo e anotando. Algumas das anedotas deste livro surgem pela primeira vez na língua portuguesa.

Seeing the world for the first time through a puppy's eyes is an experience to remember. Remi has a few observations and questions for Grandpa that keeps Grandpa on his heels and usually left shaking his head. Listen to Remi and Grandpa discuss the world through Remi's eyes. Remi never asks the expected, but Grandpa has all the answers as only he can.

¡Tras el éxito en inglés de "COVIDIOTS" ya disponible en español! COVIDIOTAS - ¿Realmente sabes hasta dónde pueden llegar los Covidiotas? Descubre una colección de los actos más COVIDióticos y comportamientos extraños inspirados en la mayor amenaza para la salud que el mundo haya visto. Dicen que una crisis saca lo mejor de las personas. Cierto es que hemos visto innumerables actos de solidaridad, generosidad y coraje durante la crisis más terrible que la humanidad ha sufrido desde la Segunda Guerra Mundial, pero también ha habido muchos ejemplos de lo idiota que la raza humana puede ser cuando se enfrenta con "El fin del mundo" cara a cara. Desde todos los rincones del planeta, este libro reúne una muestra muy representativa de las reacciones más extrañas y estúpidas al virus de 2020. Estos ejemplos de Covidiotas te harán darte cuenta de lo bien que realmente has manejado la situación.Todas estas historias, a veces más extrañas que la propia ficción, son absolutamente reales y muestran el otro lado de la pandemia formando ya parte importante de nuestra propia HISTORIA.

Have you ever wondered why black funeral can be so devastating, but yet so comical? I'm here to shed light on the answers you've been in the dark about. This book is guaranteed to make you look at black funeral in a different way...and give you a good chuckle.

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If you're looking for carpenter jokes and funny carpentry jokes you've certainly come to the right place. You won't be board with these carpenters jokes. Leaf your phone alone for a while and enjoy these plane and simple carpentry puns and gags, there's simply no need for a splinter group for these carpenter puns and gags. Some of them are old, and some of them are new, and while we don't want to hammer the point too much, we think these carpenter jokes will hit the nail on the head. Sample gags include: -I saw an argument between a carpenter and a hairdresser today. They were going at it hammer and tongs.The first chippie screwed up the job, but the second one really nailed it.Who was the first carpenter? Eve - She made Adam's banana stand.Did you hear the miracle about the blind chippie? He picked up his hammer and saw This book contains many, many puns, gags and stories to make you laugh out loud. This is a bumper collection of the very best carpenter jokes, and will be a fun book to buy for yourself, and it will also make a great gift for a carpenter, so buy it now.

Holmes presents a collection of classic sudoku to perfectly charge the mind. This is mental fitness and energy for the brain. KaKuro is a logical numerical puzzle, the mathematical equivalent of a crossword puzzle. In the cells it is necessary to place the numbers from 1 to 9, there are inactive cells (marked in black). In cells with given numerical values, the upper right value indicates the sum of the digits in the row, and the value from the lower left position is equal to the sum of the digits of the column below the cell. For example, the number 6 can be represented as a sum of 2 and 4 or 1 and 5; the same numbers (3 and 3) are not allowed.NUMBRICKS - A logical puzzle. It is a rectangular grid, in some cells of which there are numbers. It is required to fill empty cells in such a way that all numbers are connected in series, horizontally or vertically. Moving diagonally is not allowed.400 unique puzzles. + 500 sudoku and maze puzzles that can be downloaded and printed. All puzzles have only 1 proven solution. The answers are at the end of the book.This is a great book for spending free time. I hope you enjoy the book. Best regards, Basford Holmes

step-by-step guide of rules of love is a comprehensive guide to navigating the often confusing realm of romantic relationships. This ebook provides readers with a clear and concise roadmap for understanding the rules of love and developing healthy and fulfilling partnerships.Whether you're in a long-term relationship or just starting out, this ebook offers practical advice for building and maintaining a strong and loving relationship with your partner. Each chapter provides step-by-step guidance on key topics such as communication, trust, intimacy, and conflict resolution to help readers navigate the ups and downs of romantic relationships.With real-life examples, practical exercises, and insightful advice, step-by-step guide of rules of love empowers readers to take control of their love lives and build lasting relationships. Whether you're looking to strengthen an existing relationship or start a new one the right way, this book is an essential guide for anyone looking for a happy and fulfilling romantic partnership.

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