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"No shrinking violet, that Duhn woman!" -Facebook friend How can one person's seemingly mundane and silly little Facebook posts tell such a compelling story? This collection of snappy quips and longer personal essays will feel familiar and relatable as it shines a light on the absurdities of a complex and happy little life.Back in 2008, Shelly and her family moved home to Western New York, and bought a shitty, shabby old house that she still intends to gut someday. She joined Facebook to keep in touch with the friends she left behind out of state. In the beginning, she wrote the same expected, "We ate pizza tonight" and "25 things about me" posts that everybody else wrote. But over time, Facebook came to be something different. Chronic health challenges kept her from pursuing her dreams, but Facebook enabled her to be a real, writing writer in short little bursts. Nothing can ever stay the same, though, and a traumatic event forced Shelly to abandon her old self and fight to emerge from the darkness.(...yeah, thats laying it on a little thick. I had a stroke in 2021. Coming back from it has been difficult and scary, that's all.)There is such a normal, not-special, specialness about the posts in this book. They're fearlessly funny and irreverent, sometimes vulnerable and hurt, and even at times outspoken and furious. They will inspire you to be patient with and accepting of your own messy self.With fierce writing and easy skill, this fast-paced book is filled with tenderness and affection, wicked humor, crackling wit, and radical honesty. And, omg, so much cussing.

Trails, Tribulations and Sexcapades of a young Millennial just trying to find her way in her THIRTIES.

"A quick and delightful read." -Maria Popova, The Marginalian America's Master Humorist on Masturbation One evening in Paris, 1879, Mark Twain rose to the podium and tackled the touchiest of subjects: masturbation. His remarks rubbed Victorian society the wrong way and were censored for over a century. Here, at long last, is Twain's hilarious lecture on "The Science of Onanism." This book includes 30 vintage illustrations and an introduction by Sam Torode, author of The Dirty Parts of the Bible.

This is a wonderful collection of memoirs of an island boy who grew up on the beautiful Island of St. Croix, Virgin Islands in the 1950's era. An era that didn't have all the media outlets and gadgets of today's society like Social Media, YouTube, Facebook, Instagram, Streaming content, high end electronics like IPads, Computers, and SmartPhones. Storytelling was their entertainment apparatus. These comical stories told by my father recounted humorous events that took place as a young boy with his array of one eyed animals, and a copious of characters that will have you smiling and chuckling inside. Simple, yet delightful in humor, and through script we have immortalized these memoirs, taking us back in time to an era that was full of life, adventure, customs and colorful events, a time of just pure simplistic living. Enjoy ...and remember "Good humor is tonic for the soul".

So much fun! Who will win, mom or the kid's? Win points for helping each other, and for not crossing the black lines. Each at has a time limit and points. If you're looking a great family fun book, this book will not disappoint!

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"Horrifying, tragic, hilarious, and oddly educational..."Florida Man is a face eating, foot sniffing, murderer who often stands forward as a naked superhero when all the drugs say the vampires have arrived and the only way to save the day is to steal some televisions. He is your neighbor, your friend, your lover, sometimes you get a choice in these things, sometimes he is quite charitable, and sometimes he is a woman. Bear witness to the madness, the sadness, the badness, the radness, as we explore the adventures beyond the headlines in the state of Florida. The ultimate year-long collection of Florida Man antics, beyond 365 entries, with candid analysis by Wes Laurie.

Stand-Up Comedy For Introverts is a comedy memoir following the life of an awkward Mexican-American homosexual with an anxiety disorder. Heavy on the comedy, some sections just talk about how wonky the world really is. "This is for the girls and the gays only. Sorry everybody else, but my humor doesn't translate well. I won't stop you from reading but read at your own risk. I don't want to see any bad reviews because you didn't heed my warnings.What's that? Back covers are supposed to be inviting? I'm not convincing you to buy my book full of embarrassing moments and dark secrets? How unfortunate. I truly may never recover from this grave loss. Seriously though, I'm not fighting to convince you to give me $10. Just admit you're broke and leave."

Temptation Bangs Forever is a collection of over 200 of the most horrific and unintentionally hilarious church signs from over three years of submissions the the Crummy Church Signs blog. From the inexplicably hostile ("SATAN WILL RULE YOU ALL") to the cringe-inducing ("THE SIZE OF THE TOOL DOESN'T MATTER IN THE MASTER'S HAND"), these signs will have you shaking your head, gasping in horror, and laughing until you weep.

We all know that being a doctor, nurse or supporting member of staff can be a stressful, demanding, thankless, underpaid, frustrating, monotonous and demoralising task - but enough about the positives. Sometimes you deserve to just sit back, put your feet up, relax and have a jolly good laugh and giggle. This Large Dose of Jokes for Doctors and Nurses contains over 200 hilarious jokes, quips, gags and one-liners about all aspects of health care and medicine, whether it be dealing with the patients, the boss, starting a new job or eating in the canteen. From the downright childish to the frankly rude, this side-splitting collection is sure to having to roaring with laughter... long enough to even temporarily forget about all that work you need to finish. So put the kettle on and make yourself comfortable - you have been prescribed a large dose of riotous jokes.

"Adults dissatisfied by manufactured children's literature, rejoice! The impish satirical tale of The Big Bad Wolf Strikes It Rich! Fairy Tale Memoirs is The Art of the Deal written by Red Riding Hood's nemesis and it's all sorts of brilliant." - Essex Magazine, giving a very wolfy compliment Suitable for ages 8-1,000! The Big Bad Wolf isn't who you think he is. For starters, he has a legal name - Aladdin Todd Jackson - and from the time he meets the magical genie trapped in a recycled energy drink can, he embarks on a grand, wolfy Wall Street adventure. In stories based on Grimm's Fairy Tales and European folklore with a modern Manhattan twist, come along as this luxury loving wolf with a heart of gold beneath his scary teeth learns lessons about business and real life.

The voice of baby boomers, the silenced generation. Rants and reflections on lifestyle, fashion, current events, books and more . . .

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Adult themed coloring books are becoming an increasingly popular way of relieving stress and daily frustrations.- Coloring is a relaxing but fun activity especially with this swear word coloring book.- Plenty of pages to keep you busy. - Would also be a great gift for someone with a sense of humor.- Adults only - Not for children. - High-quality designs on bright white paper.

Limericks for Polite Company is a richly illustrated collection of more than one hundred original poetic compositions. As you dig through this treasure trove of puns, fractured idioms and droll observations of everyday life, your responses may range from soft chuckles to laughing out loud. Don't be surprised if you find yourself wanting to share the contents of this book with your family and friends. Originally published in 2008, this is the second edition of the book. Several new limericks were added, and a few of the originals revised. Erik Pettersen is a former nuclear submarine officer, chemical industry executive and management consultant. As a first generation American, he inherited from his parents a lifelong fascination with the many nuances of the English language. His family and friends will readily attest that he is an incorrigible punster. The first edition of this little book began with a simple exercise in his writers' group. Then it quickly took on a life of its own. During one of its monthly meetings, attendees were each asked to write a limerick. Erik almost instantly recalled any number of bawdy limericks from his youth, few of which he felt comfortable to share since he was in mixed company. But then he had little difficulty writing a wholesome one, which still provoked spontaneous laughter. He left the meeting with the limerick's signature meter continuing to run through his mind. For several weeks thereafter he would awaken early in the morning, mentally compose several more, then rush to his keyboard in an attempt to retain them. When he shared several of these at his next writers' group meeting, one colleague challenged him to write a hundred of them. The first edition was his response to that challenge. Erik is also the author of two biographical books: Semper Fi: The Psalms of Robert Alexander and Leap of Faith: A Trans-Atlantic Wartime Love Story. Formerly residents of Annapolis, Maryland, Erik and his wife Linda now make their home in Fredericksburg Virginia. They have two married children and four grandchildren.

Injustice is everywhere, and it's your job to find it! Learn all about microaggressions, micromurders, and microgenocides. Learn how to decolonize your sex life and check your orgasm privilege. Learn the recipe for appropriation-free avocado toast. Covering everything from dating, work, pop culture, punching Nazis, and so much more, Your Best Woke Self will teach you how to disrupt and dismantle all oppression -- big and small, real and imaginary -- until we reach total liberation. We have a whole lot of work ahead of us, so let's get to woke!

Creative Row Your Boats is a book filled with 20 short yet highly imaginative poems.Have fun singing along these poems to the tune of the famous nursery rhyme - Row, Row, Row Your Boat!Young children will love this book as it is simple yet highly imaginative. They will be inspired to write their very own "Row Your Boat" poems!This book is also accompanied by 20 colorful and fun illustrations that will make children burst out in smiles and giggles.Complemented by thinking and drawing activities, this book encourages children to be creative!

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This collection of cartoons, Not All Black and White Volume II, by author Vincent Yanez, are drawings that were either published on websites and Facebook pages throughout the last couple of years, were drawn and then forgotten in a virtual drawer somewhere, or were rejected by reputable organizations who knew better than to actually show these to their viewing public. They are a random assortment of political /social commentaries, questions pertaining to certain religious viewpoints, and a lovely group of drawings that were an inspiration for an entire group of people who understand the magic of tater tots. For more information about this and other works by the author, please go to the webpage www.TheMessyGlory.com

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This is a funny story of sorts about a very busy multiple provider physician's office and what not to do when coming for a visit.This book is targeted to anyone that wants a good laugh, whether it be patients or providers. Most definitely, anyone in the medical field will be able to completely relate and laugh their butts off.You MUST have a sense of humor and be able to laugh at yourself if you find you are described in one of these chapters. If you can't laugh at yourself, then feel free to laugh at us or the situation, because that is the only way we make it through most days.You must also have a sense of, "God help all you Saints" to read this account of everyday life in a busy physician's office.

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Humpty Dumpty started a new job. Humpty Dumpty shows co- workers his knob. He makes jokes about sexual orientation. And emailed a co-worker with the subject: "Oral Fixation". He doesn't understand inappropriate touch. His secret Santa gifts are way too much. He's always suggesting awkward things. And gives people nicknames that really sting. He forwards emails that always offend. Always demanding Hugs that never seem to end. He makes offensive stereotypes when it comes to gender. When he gets in trouble he says he "didn't mean to offend her". His workplace activities are sexually inspired. And That's why Humpty Dumpty always gets fired.

It is well-known that for too long, the status of women has been negatively impacted by male chauvinism. In fact, much of the problems faced by women in almost every society are related in some way to male chauvinism, which is usually misogynistic. Despite civilization, some countries have not allowed a woman to be president or prime minister. They erroneously consider women incapable of holding such positions. Many people fail to realize the fact that women are very important in all aspects of life in the world. Without women in the family, life would be very uncomfortable. Asking women to cover their faces, while men expose their faces, is a tradition that is unfair to women. It is injustice against women; it is synonymous with sexual profiling. The misconception might be that women can fall for anything, while men are resistant to sexual advances. The Virgin Mary and many other women were virgins who lived holy lives and never covered their faces.

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"Love's Witty Blindfold: The Joyful and Romantic Tale of The Blind Mother" is a delightful and heartwarming novel that seamlessly blends comedy and romance into a captivating and unforgettable story. Set in the charming town of Willowbrook, the novel follows the extraordinary journey of Evelyn, affectionately known as the Blind Mother, as she navigates life with a unique sense of humor despite her blindness. The novel opens with a prologue titled "In Darkness, Love Blooms," setting the stage for the unexpected and enchanting love story that lies ahead. From there, readers are transported into Chapter 1, "A Quirk of Fate," where the whimsical nature of the tale begins to unfold. Throughout the novel, the author masterfully weaves together comedy and romance, creating a perfect balance of laughter and heartfelt moments. Each chapter introduces new characters, hilarious situations, and unexpected twists, keeping readers eagerly turning the pages to discover what amusing escapades and endearing moments await the Blind Mother and her companions. The characters in "Love's Witty Blindfold" are vibrant and lovable, each bringing their own brand of humor and quirkiness to the story. Evelyn, the Blind Mother herself, is a beacon of strength and resilience, using her unique perspective on life to find laughter in even the most challenging situations. Her comedic partner, Andrew, is the perfect counterpart, adding wit and charm to their comedic duo. As the Blind Mother's unconventional household is introduced in Chapter 2, readers are treated to a delightful cast of characters, from a mischievous pet parrot with a knack for impersonations to a quirky neighbor with an obsession for unusual hobbies. These eccentric individuals, combined with the Blind Mother's hilarious anecdotes, create a vibrant and unforgettable world. The blind dates and their ensuing disasters in Chapter 3 provide uproarious moments of comedic brilliance, leaving readers in stitches as Evelyn and Andrew stumble through awkward encounters, mistaken identities, and comical misunderstandings. The chapter is a testament to the author's ability to infuse humor into the realm of romance, highlighting the absurdity and charm of the Blind Mother's quest for love. Throughout the novel, readers are treated to a tapestry of laughter and romance as Evelyn and Andrew's relationship blossoms. From their comical misadventures to their heartfelt moments of vulnerability, their connection is a testament to the power of love and the joy that comes from embracing life's unexpected surprises. "Love's Witty Blindfold" is a novel that will leave readers smiling, chuckling, and occasionally wiping away a tear of laughter and tenderness. It captures the essence of the human spirit, reminding us that laughter can be a guiding light even in the darkest of times. With its lighthearted humor, endearing characters, and heartfelt moments, this novel is a true treasure for those seeking a comedy-filled romance that will warm their hearts and leave them yearning for more.

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"High on Wisdom: A Collection of Pothead Proverbs, Jokes, and More" is a hilarious and insightful book that celebrates the pothead culture in all its glory.From the art of rolling a perfect joint to the philosophy of getting high, this book covers everything a true pothead needs to know. Readers will discover funny proverbs that poke fun at the stereotypes surrounding potheads, as well as more profound ones that explore the deeper meaning of the pothead lifestyle.The book also includes a tongue-in-cheek "Code of the Pothead" with 15 commandments that outline the dos and don'ts of being a true pothead. And for those who just want to laugh, there are plenty of weed-related jokes and puns that will have readers giggling uncontrollably.Whether you're a seasoned pothead or just curious about the culture, "High on Wisdom" is the ultimate guide to all things weed. With its humorous tone and unique perspective, this book is sure to become a cult classic among the pothead community and beyond. So sit back, light one up, and let the wisdom flow."

A collection of spiritual humor pieces, this is a guide to your existential crisis. Enjoy the cynicism and insights that this book provides. This book is for you if you practice some level of spirituality and you have retained your sense of humor about being human.Have you wondered why you keep seeing the number 11 everywhere? Do you see very little difference between the experience of being human and a puppet show? Are you aware that in this level of consciousness that we call waking life, eating a sandwich is just about the most transcendental thing you can do? The universe lights up when we laugh and see the irony in our situations. We're here to rise above it all by embracing love and humor. In the first part of this book, Metaphysical Malarkey, you'll find a collection of writings about reality and what it all means. In the second part, Sarcasm and Silliness, wit and dark humor help you see spiritual life for what it really is. Finally, in part three, Consciousness Is Corny, the nature of consciousness is explored with regard to what it means to be human. A range of topics is covered in this book including the purpose of human life, twin flames, the soul's journey, and meditation. Chapters: Introduction: The Universe Wants Us to Laugh Part 1: Metaphysical MalarkeyWelcome to Soul UniversitySame Shit, Different LifeI Wish I Was Dead, But Not in a Bad WayNo, You Didn't Manifest Your HouseYou Exist but You Aren't Real How to Totally Lose Touch with Reality Part 2: Sarcasm and SillinessYou Are a Soul Having a Sandwich ExperienceEnlightenment Is Too HardSeeing Synchronicities? Do NothingSigns That the Universe Wants You to Eat a SandwichWill These Spirits Please Just Tell Me What They Want?Twin Flames Must Be a Joke, Right? Super Easy Spiritual Life Hacks Secret Habits of Highly Spiritual PeopleI Don't Need Another White FeatherThoughts of Spiritually Awakened PeopleHow to Convincingly Pretend That You Enjoy Being AliveWhy Don't You Like My Jokes About Death?'Toxic Positivity' Is an Oxymoron, You Moron Part 3: Consciousness Is CornyNone of These Thoughts Are Even Mine!Practice Mind-Emptiness, Not MindfulnessLife Is a Puppet ShowSandwiches Are the Best Part of ConsciousnessThe Irony of Searching Outside for What's InsideCan I Get a Vacation From Spirituality?Health SchmealthBe a Dog in Your Next Life