Humor

★ You know what they say, laughter is the best medicine. ★If you're here looking for a book on how to get rich quick or how to set up, you're in the wrong place. Sometimes you just have to sit back, put your feet up, relax and grab a book that will make you cry from laughter. Now if you're looking for that, you're in the right place, because this hilarious book will make your stomach hurt!✓ The funniest and hilarious conversations, fails, mishaps and jokes, carefully picked for you. ✓These eye-watering jokes have been carefully picked for the reader's enjoyment and entertainment. From text fails with friends and girlfriends, to funny police jokes, you will find a wide variety of entertainment for any type of humor inside of this screamingly amusing book.A magician never reveals his tricks, but here's what you can expect to find inside the pages of this book: Priceless knee-slapping text fails with mom & dad, girlfriends and friends!Good old classic jokes that never fail to bring out a smile!The most entertainingly crazy autocorrect fails★ Perfect for any age group. ★The side-splitting jokes in this book are suitable for any age group and gender! Remember, laughter doesn't discriminate. So, whether you plan on gifting a small piece of laughter to someone, or just want to spend a few hysterical hours laughing your eyes out, this book is the perfect choice!What are you waiting for? Everyone needs a good laugh here and there, even the most serious of us.⚠ Don't miss out on the opportunity to get some much needed exercise for your laughing muscles, pick this book up and get ready to show off the most amazing jokes and killingly silly mishaps with your friends & family today! ⚠

This is not a novel. It is a collection of very short essays and memories. A novel is a commitment of time and patience. Like a marriage. These are more like going steady with a good friend with a short attention span. Think of it as pointillist writing. A collection such as this is valuable when waiting in line at the DMV, while waiting for your mani/pedi to dry, while waiting period. For anything. The doctor, the dentist. Godot. For that watched pot that is never going to boil. These essays are not even published in chronological order. They are published in alphabetical order. They are a crazy quilt of wit and heartbreak written by an old woman who is rather a crazy quilt herself. Her name is Paula Walborsky.

Come for the laughter, stay for the next generation's induction into the ancient art of hunting for the table. Twenty tales of hunting, fishing, trapping, and wilderness adventures will remind you why what was once practiced for survival became a sport, and is coming back around as people remember why we respect the creatures that keep us alive. For one thing, it's the pratfalls that come along with all the serious notions. You can't help but laugh along with these stories of how it went wrong in the most hilarious of ways!

Político, ¿necesitas aprender inglés echando leches y no sabes cómo hacerlo? ¿Tu profe particular insiste en que deberías haber empezado antes?¡Que no cunda el pánico! El revolucionario método "Te lo digo sin acritud"es la solución a tus problemas. Los creadores de "Te lo digo sin acritud" hemos seleccionado los componentes oratorios más relevantes que han hecho triunfar a los mejores políticos de nuestro país, y hemos elaborado un método científicamente comprobado que activa las conexiones neuronales necesarias para poder improvisar una respuesta inesperada del tipo aquí te pillo aquí te mato.Con nuestro curso podrás fardar ante la ONU, la OTAN, la UE y hasta el mismísimo Rey de Inglaterra si hace falta, y te llevarás de calle a tu electorado y al electorado del vecino con elegancia y glamur. Y todo ello en un tiempo récord. Dominarás el inglés en exactamente dos semanas y pico más o menos, o probablemente más de dos y pico. Tu éxito electoral está garantizado. Si no ganas las elecciones, te devolvemos tu dinero.Aprende inglés para política antes de las elecciones.Empieza ya: ¡no esperes hasta el lunes!El éxito está a la vuelta de la esquina.¡Buena suerte!

Get ready to laugh your way through Jokemania, a hilarious collection of over 200 short jokes that are sure to tickle your funny bone! From one-liners to puns, this book has it all. Inside Jokemania, you'll find jokes that are silly, witty, and downright ridiculous. Whether you're looking for a quick laugh or want to share some jokes with your friends, this book is the perfect choice. So why wait? Dive into Jokemania today and let the laughs begin!

Primera parte de la bilogía Celestial. Soy Morgan Freeman y acabo de sufrir mi primera crisis existencial. Y no por lo que estás pensando; no, qué va, pues los efectos colaterales de tener un padre tan cinéfilo que se quedó más ancho que largo al bautizarme con el mismo nombre que el oscarizado actor lo tengo más que superado. Ha sido porque mi novio, Jeff Martin, el mismo desde cuando ambos íbamos en pañales, acaba de romper nuestro compromiso de matrimonio al darse cuenta de que... ¡Tachán! ¡¡Está enamoradísimo de nuestro amigo en común, Aiden Clark!! Verás, mi estampa ahora mismo da pena. Estoy sentada en el suelo del cuarto de baño, propinando cabezazos con la frente a la tapa del bidé, en ropa interior y llorando a moco tendido, autocompadeciéndome, mientras me debato entre si debería contratar los servicios de un sicario o largarme de Connecticut durante un laaaaaaaargo período de tiempo (quizás... ¿trillones de años serían suficientes?). Cuando me seco las lágrimas, miro con apatía el mapamundi que he desplegado entre mis piernas, pues va a ser el responsable de decidir, a partir de ahora, mi destino. Cierro los ojos, inspiro hondo y dejo caer mi dedo sobre el papel arrugado. Despego un párpado, luego el otro, temerosa, antes de descubrir el nombre que se esconde bajo mi yema: Alaska.Déjate seducir por la SAGA LOCA SEDUCCIÓN, BILOGÍA "UN MILLÓN DE ESTRELLAS", BROOKLYN, VALENTINE, TENTACIÓN y CHRISTMAS'S TALES con más de 70.000 ejemplares vendidos en las distintas plataformas digitales. Eva P. Valencia Nació en Barcelona en 1974. Diplomada en Ciencias Empresariales por la Universidad Pompeu Fabra de Barcelona en el año 2006, se considera a sí misma contable de profesión y escritora de vocación. A principios del 2013 por fin decidió a tirarse de lleno a la piscina y sumergirse en el que fue su primer proyecto: la saga Loca seducción. Lo que empezó como un divertido reto a nivel personal, poco a poco se fue convirtiendo en la que hoy es su gran pasión: crear, inventar y dar forma a historias, pero sobre todo hacer soñar a otras personas mientras pasean a través de sus relatos. Ganadora del Watty'22 en la categoría de New Adult con la novela Valentine (plataforma Wattpad con más de 90 millones de usuarios), finalista Mejor novela romántica del 2022 con Brooklyn en el evento Book's Wings de Barcelona y mejor novela de Navidad del 2022 en la web de "El Mundo" con Christmas horror Christmas. Encontrarás más información sobre la autora en RRSS y www.evapvalencia.com

Sell townhouse: check.Quit job: check.Find fifty men willing to go on a blind date: check.Take off on the adventure of a lifetime: check.How many times have you dreamed of running away from home? After years of imagining how freeing the open road would feel, Tiffany Malcom decided it was time to take off on the adventure she'd been longing for. With $5000 and a car named Cherry Cherry, she set off to see America . . . and go on a date in every state along the way.Ride shotgun as she meets doctors, mechanics, teachers, and men from every walk of life for fifty blind dates. Did she prefer skydiving with Mr. Vermont or kayaking around icebergs with Mr. Alaska? Dirt biking with Mr. Utah or riding roller coasters with Mr. Ohio? Of course, not every fish in the sea is a catch, but only one date smelled like lobster bait.With a healthy dose of humor and a knack for storytelling, Malcom brings us along for the ride as she dates, drives, camps, couch surfs, and is terrorized by wild animals (both real and imagined). Come along on the journey as she tries to answer the big question: are all the good ones really taken, or does she still have a chance at love?

Holmes presents a collection of classic sudoku to support the mind in amazing shape. hard sudoku, excellent mental workout. KaKuro is a logical numerical puzzle, the mathematical equivalent of a crossword puzzle. In the cells it is necessary to place the numbers from 1 to 9, there are inactive cells (marked in black). In cells with given numerical values, the upper right value indicates the sum of the digits in the row, and the value from the lower left position is equal to the sum of the digits of the column below the cell. For example, the number 6 can be represented as a sum of 2 and 4 or 1 and 5; the same numbers (3 and 3) are not allowed.Sudoku puzzle killer - you need to fill in the empty cells with numbers from 1 to 9, each of the numbers should appear only once in each row and column of the 9x9 square. The sum of all numbers in the cell must match the number printed in the corner. They can be called figurative or geometric, they also have names (Sums Sudoku, Sums Number Place, Samunamupure, Kikagaku Nampure, Sumdoku). 400 unique Sudoku puzzles. + 250 sudokus difficult level that can be downloaded and printed. + 250 maze puzzles that can be downloaded and printed. Only 1 verified solution. All answers are at the end of the book. Exclusive puzzles. Good mind support in excellent form. An excellent book for free time and mind exploration. I hope you enjoy the book. Best regards, Basford Holmes

There is so much to write about the French. Because they invented cinemas, bicycles, cars, photography, radioactivity, but also the bra, the croque-monsieur, the garbage can, and dentures.Because the French express themselves in a language qualified as one of the sexiest, albeit with sounds so often considered animalistic: coucou, quoi, oui....Because in France, we intrinsically like to rebel against everything: system, government, our employer, and we go so far as to go on strike preventively against a law that does not yet exist.A country where artists transform urinals into works of art, build a glass pyramid in front of a century-old building, or split the sky of their capital with a steel tower.A country seen as the country of love and where the words "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ?" are the most pronounced by foreigners.I'll take you on a virtual excursion to France in order to verify the veracity of its many clichés and stereotypes.I offer you a global reflection on the French lifestyle, which is so singular, atypical, and surprising.I will transport you into the heart of an expatriated Gallic who makes fun of his country as much as he loves it.Bon voyage to France!

From the comic geniuses at Mad Comedy comes a collection of hilarious jokes mocking the political left. Liberals, Progressives, Socialists, Communists, Democrats -- no matter what they call themselves, we just call them funny! The BedbugsBedbugs appeared in the Democrat National Committee headquarters. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, a junior congresswoman but the de facto head of the Democrat party, summoned an expert on insects and asked him how to get rid of bedbugs. The expert said, "There is only one proven way to get rid of bedbugs: Socialism.""Socialism?" asked the befuddled Congresswoman."Yes," says the expert, nodding, "If you turn them into Socialists, half of them will flee and the rest will starve to death."

"A laugh on every page, Christina Oxenberg is one of the most lethal wits of the western world." -- Robert F. Kennedy Jr. "Oxenberg's musings on local culture suggests a style that hints of Tom Wolfe, but with the detached wry and dry observation of Joan Didion, tossed with more than a splash of charming, classy, self deprecating amusing neurotica that is all her own." -- Dale Launer "My Cousin Vinny", "Dirty Rotten Scoundrels" "Christina Oxenberg is not only the hottest but also the edgiest writer to emerge this year. Don't miss the thrill of reading her new book." --Edward J. Epstein "The Hollywood Economist: The Hidden Financial Reality Behind the Movies" "Oxenberg has always scandalized polite society- she is, after all, the daughter of a royal princess- and has chosen to live in the manner of her writing: outrageously, ironically, comically at times, but fearlessly brave and above all true and fresh." -- Taki Theodoracopulos "Do These Gloves Make My Ass Look Fat?" is Christina Oxenberg's third book assembling essays and articles on various situations such as accidentally going on a date with Steve Martin, living in the shadow of her older famous sister who starred in "Dynasty", going on a bike ride with Dan Aykroyd, venturing into a bondage and S&M Club, loosing her childhood best friend, and creating her own fashion wool line. It's been thirteen years since the release of her last novel "Royal Blue" and Oxenberg's ready for a brilliant comeback with her new collection of articles and essays featuring work published in "The London Sunday Times Magazine", "Allure Magazine", "Penthouse Magazine", "Tatler Magazine", "Salon.com" and more.

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Showing Up & Getting Noticed is intended to be a kind of "odd follow-up" to my previously memoirs, Chasing Revolution: Tales of an Itinerant American Radical.. It should be stated, the first memoir covers many of the events in my life till about the age of thirty-three or so, in a design that is considered a standard memoir approach. This work presents a series of tales/experiences that occurred in the years following the ending of the first memoir, continuing my story, for the next thirty years, trying to avoid that standard linear format. In other words, this work is a memoir, but "by other means;" This work tells of my interactions with some famous and some not so famous people, and people who are not so famous, but I think they should be. The stories include my "odd interactions" the likes of Presidents Bill Clinton and Boris Yeltsin, and even the Pope, and the president of Mongolia. They include tales about me and one Miss America, a woman who was once part of an underground terrorist group, and another woman I helped to become very famous. They also include a story about me meeting two peasants who separately discovered two of the world's most famous archeology sites, and several off encounters of "less famous" people.. These stories cover the odd changes that led me from being the illiterate "street radical" discussed in the first volume, to be a vender at sporting events, a development officer for non-profits, to eventually going to collage at age 38, and then being a leading spokesperson for a disability population, and a national expert for the US Government. But much of these jobs and transitions are background noise, or only discussed in getting to the point of one of the stories. Too much detail would make this too standard of a memoir. Therefore, this work uses perhaps the most ancient way of telling personal or global history, that of a "good story." In my opinion, all the tales in this new volume can be stand-alone stories that can be enjoyed, with no need to have read or even skimmed the previous publication. The criteria for including any one of these stories is that they are both, in their nature, "odd events" and "good stories." To be clear, some of these odd events had lasting impacts on me, while others had almost absolutely no impact or just a transitory one. But regardless of impacts, each of these tales does meet the main criteria for inclusion as both an odd and good story. The common thread of this series of tales is that each of these stories in some way represents broad events that occurred in my life and were only made possible based on the many transitions that occurred over the time since the end of my last memoir. In one way or another, many of my transitions were and are quite common to people of almost any modern age; Over the years covered I was trying to have a family, getting increasingly better jobs, with far more stress; and also trying hard to maintain some sense of one's youthful self. Tales of these types of transitions seem to me to be too common of an event for most people and are mostly not discussed that much. The more common events are mentioned only as background material for a given odd tale. This can also be said concerning historical events involved, even though many of these stories involve people who were or became famous as either main or minor characters, it is not their fame that is key but only how I interacted with them in one of my tales that is mostly included. I do not mean to overinflate myself by that statement, since in fact only a few of these events had less than a blip on world history. Truly, many of these types of experiences I have had are left out. In addition, even though they meet my criteria, I have let out extensive numbers of other great tales, simply because of space and they don't really reflect one of my major transitions. I hope you enjoy those that are included.

BrainLines Framed Book 2 is a compilation of political cartoons done in 2022. It is a continuation of the original publication from 2021. They are simple cartoons with political comments.

Dans ce premier tome, on découvre qui est Coco Chanoune au début de ses aventures.Tout se met en place à l'insu de son plein gré, comme l'aurait si bien dit en son temps l'autre roi de la pédale.L'action (très filmique) est prétexte à des situations improbables et tout à fait inédites.Et surtout, on découvre la manière plus que surprenante au cours de laquelle il se fait élire député pour 12 partis politiques différents sans que personne n'ait à y redire !Un roman burlesque qui se lit d'une traite, où pour un peu la fiction serait sur le point de rejoindre la réalité. Particulièrement imaginatif, Claude HAJOS s'essaye dans tous les genres.Sous sa plume, il met en scène les aventures complètement loufoques de Coco Chanoune, un personnage unique en son genre.Le seul en France capable de réaliser l'exploit de se faire élire député pour 12 partis politiques en même temps !Le seul également capable d'obtenir 7 nominations ministérielles et toujours en même temps !Mais vous allez voir que ça ne s'arrête pas là...

An ABC book with off-beat humor and definitions. Definitely not for your four-year old, but a great gift for a friend with a tilted view of the world.

The sequel to the cult classic A Book of Searing Originality by the same guy. Larry Singleton writes essays/aphorisms/observations about life. Enjoy. MeaninglessMagazine.com.

Holmes presents a collection of classic sudoku to perfectly charge the mind. This is mental fitness and energy for the brain. KaKuro is a logical numerical puzzle, the mathematical equivalent of a crossword puzzle. In the cells it is necessary to place the numbers from 1 to 9, there are inactive cells (marked in black). In cells with given numerical values, the upper right value indicates the sum of the digits in the row, and the value from the lower left position is equal to the sum of the digits of the column below the cell. For example, the number 6 can be represented as a sum of 2 and 4 or 1 and 5; the same numbers (3 and 3) are not allowed.NUMBRICKS - A logical puzzle. It is a rectangular grid, in some cells of which there are numbers. It is required to fill empty cells in such a way that all numbers are connected in series, horizontally or vertically. Moving diagonally is not allowed.400 unique puzzles. + 500 sudoku and maze puzzles that can be downloaded and printed. All puzzles have only 1 proven solution. The answers are at the end of the book.This is a great book for spending free time. I hope you enjoy the book. Best regards, Basford Holmes

Holmes presents a collection of classic sudoku to perfectly charge the mind. This is mental fitness and energy for the brain. KaKuro is a logical numerical puzzle, the mathematical equivalent of a crossword puzzle. In the cells it is necessary to place the numbers from 1 to 9, there are inactive cells (marked in black). In cells with given numerical values, the upper right value indicates the sum of the digits in the row, and the value from the lower left position is equal to the sum of the digits of the column below the cell. For example, the number 6 can be represented as a sum of 2 and 4 or 1 and 5; the same numbers (3 and 3) are not allowed.NUMBRICKS - A logical puzzle. It is a rectangular grid, in some cells of which there are numbers. It is required to fill empty cells in such a way that all numbers are connected in series, horizontally or vertically. Moving diagonally is not allowed.400 unique puzzles. + 500 sudoku and maze puzzles that can be downloaded and printed. All puzzles have only 1 proven solution. The answers are at the end of the book.This is a great book for spending free time. I hope you enjoy the book. Best regards, Basford Holmes

Vyavastha is the first part of the memoir Jail-e-Kashi, in which the author delves into the intricate web of arrangements that are made by prisoners to make their lives as comfortable as possible within the confines of the prison.From finding a suitable living space within the crowded cells to procuring basic necessities like food, water, and medicine, the author paints a vivid picture of the daily struggles and challenges faced by those living behind bars. He also explores the complex social hierarchies and power dynamics that exist within the prison, shedding light on the various cliques and groups that form among the inmates.But Vyavastha is more than just a story of survival; it's a powerful commentary on the human spirit and the lengths to which people will go to maintain a sense of normalcy and dignity, even in the most difficult of circumstances. Through the author's own experiences and observations, readers are given a unique insight into the resilience, resourcefulness, and ingenuity of the human mind.With a compelling narrative and rich descriptions of life inside Varanasi's prison system, Vyavastha is a must-read for anyone interested in the criminal justice system, social justice, or the human condition. It's a poignant reminder that even in the darkest of places, hope and determination can flourish, and that the human spirit is ultimately unconquerable.

A treasure trove of personal revelations and messy little secrets, Housekeeping is an anthology ranging from hilarious to poignant and back again. Get down and dirty with our fun look at housework.