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This duet paperback includes: Running from the Garden with Eden I've read enough sexy romance books to know that when a knock comes at my door at three in the morning, with hot mafia men on the other side, things are about to get spicy. They say they're here to take me as collateral for my missing husband's debt, but when they find him dead, now I have to pay the debt. Maybe that means I'll be a mafia wife to the grumpy crime daddy, Tommy? Too bad he can't stand me. I should be scared-terrified, even-of what could happen... Except I'm way too excited to play out my many dark romance fantasies. Not My Bodyguard's KeeperWith half of the Pelligini security detail dead, I have no choice but to have the sexiest man I've ever met as my bodyguard. Is he an amazing bodyguard? No. He's terrible. Is he amazing in bed?No comment.But this isn't some hot mafia romance story, no matter how much my sister wants it to be. With her missing in an attempt to become a "crime mommy," and my other sister distracted, rekindling an old flame, the last thing I need is to babysit a mediocre bodyguard. Only thing that could make this worse is if someone gets abducted... **The Pelligini Crime Daddies Duet is a spicy PARODY mafia romantic comedy, intended for mature audiences.**

Welcome to the thrilling world of financial art! This adult coloring book is a journey through the turbulent waters of financial markets, packed with humorous illustrations that will make even the most hardened broker smile. So grab your pencils and let the bears dance. It's going to get wild, it's going to get colorful, and who knows, you might even discover the secret behind the next big bull run - or just the perfect shade of color for your own personal bull. So get ready for financial fun deluxe!25 hilarious coloring pages for young-at-heart diamond hands, moonboys and future crypto millionaires.

Scherzi stravaganti - La raccolta definitiva Sporco, sudicio e semplicemente spudorato. Questo è esattamente ciò di cui parla questo libro. Qui tutti hanno il loro tornaconto e non c'è un occhio asciutto in casa. A chi non piace far ridere gli amici con le migliori barzellette? Che si tratti di barzellette brevi o lunghe, di domande sulle barzellette o dei racconti più spudorati. Questa raccolta definitiva non lascerà nulla di intentato.Risate pure garantite!!! -Barzellette brevi: Mamma mamma, posso giocare con le tue tette?Sì, ma non allontanarti troppo, sta per fare buio! -Barzellette lungheTre spermatozoi litigano.Dice il primo: "Voglio essere il primo!!!".Il secondo: "No, io, io voglio!!!".Il terzo dice con calma: "Basta litigare, vediamo come uscire di nuovo dall'esofago".di nuovo fuori dall'esofago...". -Domande scherzoseCosa hanno le donne di 60 anni tra i seni che le ventenni non hanno?L'ombelico... -racconto breveTre suore entrano in paradiso e vengono accolte al cancello da Pietro.Pietro chiede alla prima qual è la cosa peggiore che ha fatto e lei risponde: "Ho toccato un membro maschile solo una volta".Pietro: "Bene, lavati le mani con l'acqua santa e potrai andare in paradiso".Pietro alla seconda: "E tu cosa hai fatto?".La seconda sta per rispondere, quando la terza la interrompe: "Aspetta un attimo, aspetta un attimo, prima di lavarti il sedere, lascia che ti sciacqui prima la bocca...". Ce n'è per tutti i gusti: è disponibile in brossura, in ebook e su Kindle Unlimited.

Immerse yourself in a sea of laughter and good humor with "Funny Conversations", a collection of hilarious and clever jokes that will have you bursting out laughing with every page you turn! In this captivating book, discover a carefully chosen selection of SMS joke. These little marvels of humor are designed to bring bursts of laughter to all readers, from the youngest to the oldest, and guarantee an unforgettable moment of relaxation and entertainment. Whether you're a fan of clever wordplay, light comedy or spontaneous jokes, "Funny Conversations" has everything you need to make you smile, laugh out loud and share moments of joy with your loved ones. In this book, you'll find: Short, punchy jokes for instant laughs, Funny anecdotes that will hit the spot at dinner parties, Mischievous puns to sharpen your comic wit, And much, much more!Whether you want to break the ice at a party, brighten up a gloomy day or simply brighten up your daily routine, "Funny Conversations" is the perfect companion for guaranteed entertainment at any time of day. Don't miss the chance to share these nuggets of humor with your loved ones and spread the joy around you. Immerse yourself in the world of "SMS Jokes" today and let the contagious power of laughter sweep you away!

Cosa distingue l'uomo più duro del mondo? Cosa può fare che i comuni mortali non possono fare? L'edizione Roundhousekick riunisce le battute più belle, più divertenti e più "vere" di Chuck Norris in una collezione unica. In questa speciale raccolta di barzellette dei 500 migliori detti, non solo sono presenti le più leggendarie e migliori barzellette di Chuck Norris, ma anche nuove e sicuramente mai sentite leggende e racconti della figura di culto per i fan incalliti di Chuck Norris. Che si tratti di battute o forse piuttosto di fatti che si trovano in questo libro, probabilmente lo scoprirete solo se oserete dare un'occhiata all'interno. Vedrai cosa succede quando leggerai dell'uomo -la cui e-bike funziona a diesel-che preme la terra mentre fa le flessioni-e chi beve il rubinetto dell'ex, viene Person in giro. Ce n'è per tutti i gusti: è disponibile in brossura, in ebook e su Kindle Unlimited.

Passport Inc. A Dark Comedy about American Dating, is a novel about the "Passport Bros." and Passport Dating Movement in the United States. The story is told from a neutral standpoint and captures both sides of the " debate", but at heart is a well written dark comedy with witty satire. Justin Sullivan and his friends find themselves being thrown into a world where they are seeking out "better" dating options, but discover how big the world is and all it's pros and cons. The novel manages to keep it classy, while also exploring the world of dark comedy. Jerry and his brother Dillon get into the unauthorized loan shark business in the Philippines while Keisha is a self made millionaire that is unlucky with love. E.J. Wade is a military veteran who finds out his business idea has been stolen and turned on it's head, leaving his Passport Inc. Trademark useless. Passport Inc. presents the perfect amount of comedy, satire and darkness, along with masterful 3 Act storytelling. "That's why I moved to Thailand. I can be free out here, unless I step on some money by accident, then all bets are off. They don't play about their King out here. Meanwhile, in America, we make dart boards to throw at the President's face. You want to raise my taxes, you little s!@#?, Take darts." The story of the Rise of the Passport Bros. captured by an experienced author and storyteller from the history world. He captures the beauty and the tragedy from a non bias standpoint and manages to keep the reader either laughing, crying or trying to guess what happens next, as all of the characters play off each other like Ocean's 11. He paints a picture of a lonely generation of men and women who allow social media to push them to the brink of oblivion. The story is told in three acts that reveal the menacing genius that is E.J. Wade. The best selling author tip toes to the edge of being cancelled but causes us all to examine ourselves. " The author wrote a dark comedy without using the " N word" once." "E.J. Wade delivers his Magnum Opus with Orange is the New Black like brilliance."

Discover a hilarious and stomach-churning journey through "The Vomit Dictionary: The Little Book of Barfs" by Jack Springler. From the "Autobahn upheaval" to the "Zemaitija heave," experience a whirlwind of regurgitative adventures in this quirky exploration of gastronomic disasters. A Lithuanian regurgitation with flavors as diverse as its vivid descriptions, this book is a must-read for those with a taste for the absurd.

Retail therapy: Psychiatric assistance that should be offered to anyone working on the shop floor.Read how Michael, a retired IT exec, and wannabee beer critic, is talked out of retirement, then thrust onto the shop floor and into the world of grocery retail. Where no previous experience and a willingness to work for less than the recommended living wage, makes him the perfect applicant.Funny, irreverent, and honest satirising of the belligerent, the entitled, the pedantic, the bullies and the scatter-brained. Otherwise known as the customers. If that wasn't enough, our minimum wage warrior is also having to contend with the panic buying morons and the blight that are shoplifters.A fictional location providing a very REAL insight into life on the shop floor.Welcome to the world of The Country Produce Store, an English farm shop much like any other, but in so many ways, nothing at all like any other!

Barbie has never been more relatable than in this officially licensed laugh-out-loud book that pairs real-world thoughts with images from the mega-popular @barbiestyle Instagram. "And then he said it's just a dog's birthday party." "Dump him." Barbie isn't perfect--far from it. Honestly, she's just like us. Barbie has bad hair days. She's late to work (that oat latte had nothing to do with it). Nothing is fitting right. She's also thinking about brunch after yoga. And she's definitely so over having her job explained to her. Yet, Barbie can still find empowerment and strength through it all. For fans of books like Men to Avoid in Art and Life, Barbie IRL (In Real Life) pairs real-world thoughts and everyday problems with images from the popular and fashionable @barbiestyle Instagram. Beneath perfect Instagram posts and highlight reels, we all have our own insecurities and issues--and this hilarious take on Barbie by humorist Kristen Mulrooney is a much-needed reminder that even the most flawlessly presenting dolls have issues of their own. A perfect gift for any Barbie lover or fan of the Barbie film, this book is presented in a perfect pink package, and filled with over 70 images and captions, in addition to 10 tips from Barbie about confidence, workplace, style, travel, and more.

"Do you know what happens if you laugh while crying? Hair grows out of your butthole." It was a constant truism Youngmi Mayer's mother would say threateningly after she would make her daughter laugh while crying. Her mother used it to cheer her up in moments when she could tell Youngmi was overtaken with grief. The humorous saying would never fail to lighten the mood, causing both daughter and mother to laugh and cry at the same time. Her mother had learned this trick from her mother, and her mother had learned this from her mother before her: it had also helped an endless string of her family laugh through suffering. In I'm Laughing Because I'm Crying, Youngmi jokes through the retelling of her childhood as an offbeat biracial kid in Saipan, a place next to a place that Americans might know. She jokes through her difficult adolescence where she must parent her own parents: a mother who married her husband because he looked like white Jesus (and the singer of The Bee Gees). And with humor and irreverence and full-throated openness, she jokes even while sharing the story of what her family went through during the last century of colonialism and war in Korea, while reflecting how years later, their wounds affect her in New York City as a single mom, all the while interrogating whiteness, gender, and sexuality. Youngmi jokes through these stories in hopes of passing onto the reader what her family passed down to her: The gift of laughing while crying. The gift of a hairy butthole. Because throughout it all, the one thing she learned was one cannot exist without the other. And like a yin and yang, this duality is reflected in this whip-smart, heart-wrenching, and disarmingly funny memoir told by a bright new voice with so much heart and wisdom.

Tracy Chapman's return to the Grammy stage was nothing short of magical-a heartbreaking combination of emotion and musical excellence. As she entered the stage, there was an electrifying expectation in the air, a collective veneration for the singer who had touched so many hearts with her soul-stirring lyrics. Standing beside her duet partner, there was an obvious sense of honesty that filled the performance area. As the opening chords of "Fast Car" filled the auditorium, time appeared to stand still. Chapman's voice, as rich and forceful as ever, conveyed the weight of years of experience and passion. Each line she sang seemed like a gentle pull at the heartstrings, sending listeners back to a world of yearning and hope. The duet emerged with perfect harmony, a tribute to the musical affinity between Chapman and her companion. Their voices blended, producing a tapestry of sound that was both eerie and beautiful. With every note, they presented a vivid picture of love, grief, and the bittersweet path of life. But beyond the technical skill of the performance, there was an intangible element that set it apart-a raw, unfiltered sincerity that spoke to the essence of human existence. It was a reminder of the ability of music to transcend bounds and touch the soul, a reminder of why Chapman's music has persisted over the years. As the closing sounds of "Fast Car" faded into the air, there was a collective sigh-a moment of shared catharsis and gratitude for the artist and the music she had offered to the world. Tracy Chapman's return to the Grammy stage was not simply a performance; it was a timeless reminder of the eternal power of art to affect and inspire us all.

"An amazing collection of romantic and funny quotes about love." Pick up Hundreds of Quotes about Love if you want to: Have the ultimate gift for the person who has everything.Get inspired to love well.Find the right words for someone special in your life.Have something interesting to read on your bed stand or in the bathroom.Get an interesting stocking stuffer or Valentine's Day present.Have the perfect quote for a wedding or anniversary speech or card.This book has ALL the love, dating, and marriage quotes you could possibly want! Get your copy of and get ready for some serious love in your life. "Love is an endless mystery, for it has nothing else to explain it."-Rabindranath Tagore"Love is a game that two can play and both win."-Eva Gabor"Love is not a noun to be defined but a verb to be acted upon."-Unknown"There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness."-Friedrich Nietzsche

"Cuentos clásicos. La versión descarada", es una colección de parodias picantes de cuentos clásicos, presentadas con un enfoque humorístico. Cada capítulo es una versión retorcida y humorística de un cuento clásico conocido, como "La Caperucita Roja", "Blancanieves" y otros, pero con un giro moderno y adulto. El tono es descarado, juguetón y lleno de dobles sentidos, lo que sugiere que el libro está dirigido a un público adulto con un gusto por el humor irreverente.José Luis Riverón Rodríguez, nacido en Güines en 1964, es un destacado narrador y humorista cubano. Licenciado en Estudios Socioculturales, Riverón Rodríguez ha enriquecido el panorama literario con más de veinte obras publicadas en España, México y Estados Unidos. Conocido por su diversidad temática, ha explorado géneros como la poesía, la novela, el cuento y el humor.Actualmente, se dedica a la edición de libros de manera independiente. Su trayectoria también incluye una significativa contribución en la radio y como guionista infantil para la televisión. Su firme postura contra la censura le ha impedido publicar en su país natal, reafirmando su compromiso con la libertad de expresión.

Toilet-themed books can be really entertaining especially if they are knee-slapping funny. This book is just that. It is filled with humorous real-life stories of a man who must spend four hours a day sitting on a toilet whether traveling about or at home. You will laugh out loud and agree why he considers himself a "toilet expert". Meet the "flying toilet seat", how to deal with electric eye flushers, the times he gets caught in ladies' restrooms, the perfect restroom at the winery at Castello Banfi-II Burgo, Italy, the Saint Bernard dog from hell, and when he got wedged between a toilet and the stall wall and couldn't get out, and much more.All the stories are true. He bets you will laugh out loud more than once! Get ready for crude and uproariously funny stuff about one man's life of love and hate with toilets.

Wayne Kramer, an iconic sonic rebel, emerges as a luminary figure in the annals of rock and roll. As a co-founder of the MC5, he etched his place in music history by orchestrating a raw and politically charged sonic revolution during the fervent era of the 1960s counterculture. His guitar-driven rebellion not only defined the sound of an era but left an indelible mark on the very essence of rock music. Beyond the raucous energy of the MC5, Kramer's solo endeavors showcase a versatility that transcends genres, seamlessly weaving through rock, blues, and experimental realms. His sonic palette is a testament to a creative spirit unbound by convention, ever evolving and challenging the limits of musical expression. Yet, Wayne Kramer's legacy extends beyond the frets of his guitar. He is a fervent advocate for social change, particularly in the realm of prison reform. His commitment to using music as a vehicle for activism underscores a profound belief in the transformative power of art to confront societal challenges and spark meaningful dialogue. In the tapestry of rock and rebellion, Wayne Kramer stands as an iconic sonic rebel-a maestro of dissent whose chords echo through the corridors of musical history, inspiring generations to challenge the status quo and embrace the unbridled power of sonic revolution.

Un viaje cómico y satírico a través de temas de conversación frecuentes en las peluquerías de hombres de España, incorporando un toque de humor y escepticismo. Cada capítulo busca proporcionar una visión entretenida y una caricatura de los diversos temas que suelen surgir en estos espacios de socialización, con una mirada irónica dirigida tanto a los sucesos de la vida cotidiana como a las grandes preguntas existenciales, siempre con un pie en la realidad y otro en el humor.Descubre el microcosmos de la peluquería, un lugar donde se hilvanan historias cotidianas y se reflejan las múltiples facetas de la masculinidad moderna. "Navajas de peluquería" es un compendio de temas que invitan al lector a tomar asiento en la silla más reveladora y cómplice de todas: la del peluquero predicador. Este libro teje una red de conversaciones auténticas que tocan todos los palos de lo que se habla en las peluquerías.Un reflejo de la sociedad, un estudio antropológico que captura la esencia de las relaciones humanas en un entorno tradicional, pero sorprendentemente contemporáneo. Traspasa la puerta de la peluquería y sumérgete en estas páginas para experimentar la camaradería, la sabiduría y las risas que son la firma de estos santuarios de conversación.

Art Fuller has done it again! In this fourth installment of the Tiny and Bubba series, get ready to embark on a hilarious journey through the imaginative world of Tiny and Bubba with "Bubba's Big Book of Tiny Tales"! Packed with wit, whimsy, and plenty of laugh-out-loud moments, this side-splitting collection of jokes and short stories is guaranteed to leave you in stitches.Join Tiny and Bubba, two lovable characters with larger-than-life personalities, as they navigate through absurd scenarios, quirky friends and relatives, and unexpected twists. From outrageous antics to clever wordplay, each joke and tale is crafted to deliver maximum humor and endless entertainment.With its clever writing, witty dialogue, and humorous illustrations, "Bubba's Big Book of Tiny Tales" is perfect for readers of all ages who appreciate a good laugh. Whether you're looking for a quick pick-me-up or a light-hearted escape from reality, this book is sure to tickle your funny bone and leave you craving more.

In this coming of age book, we meet Melvin A. Skunk, dubbed "Smelly Melly" by his peers. Follow him on a horribly embarrassing first day of school. It isn't until after his very wise father talks to him that he feels better and the courage to return to school the next day. Armed with the knowledge that it is all part of growing up and we all have and will experience moments of humility.

Incredible World: A Collection of Fun Facts for Curious Minds" is an engaging and enlightening e-book that takes readers on a captivating journey through a myriad of fascinating facts from around the globe. From the wonders of nature to the marvels of human achievement, this collection offers a delightful blend of information that will both entertain and enlighten curious minds. Whether you're an avid trivia enthusiast or simply looking to expand your knowledge, this book promises a delightful exploration of the incredible world we live in. Prepare to be amazed, inspired, and entertained by a treasure trove of intriguing tidbits that showcase the richness and diversity of our planet.

You can see how my mind works, a little bit anyway, with the theme of this book. I had fun asking ChatGPT and DALLE questions that rolled around in my head. I wanted to see how AI is programmed; these questions reveal something about the programmers. Read each answer carefully. I'm interested in giving you a glimpse of AI. I think the answers reveal that AI is not nefarious.

Coloring pages that are ready to bring to lifeGenerous 8.5 x 11-inch dimensionsEach sheet printed individually to avoid any bleed-throughArtistic illustrations framed for an elegant finishProvides hours of therapeutic and relaxing artistic expression

Coloring pages that are ready to bring to lifeGenerous 8.5 x 11-inch dimensionsEach sheet printed individually to avoid any bleed-throughArtistic illustrations framed for an elegant finishProvides hours of therapeutic and relaxing artistic expression

Coloring pages that are ready to bring to lifeGenerous 8.5 x 11-inch dimensionsEach sheet printed individually to avoid any bleed-throughArtistic illustrations framed for an elegant finishProvides hours of therapeutic and relaxing artistic expression

A tight-knit community is torn apart when a long-standing community center is bought by a corporation that plans to turn it into a luxury apartment complex.

Are you concerned about being prepared for a deadly virus taking over the world population? What if the next virus was a zombie virus. 'How do I Prepare for natural disasters' is a common question many people ask. Now you can add being prepared for a zombie apocalypse to your list! So, you say zombies are not real, why should I prepare for that event? It will never happen. I bet you thought the Coronavirus Pandemic would have never happened either. We are just a step away - be prepared. What's included in this book: Step-by-step guide to prepare for the apocalypseNavigating the landscape of people and zombiesSkills you can learn now that will be necessary in the apocalypseWeapons for protection that are most useful and essentialTransportation and destination recommendationsMiscellaneous ideas about zombie behaviorThis book is the pocket version of what to do in an apocalypse. If you are planning for other types of disasters and want to be prepared for zombies as well - Scroll up and check the 'Buy Button." See you inside.

This book is full of short stories that the entire family will enjoy reading. Its full of excitement, adventure, and family related stories. If you like reading Readers Digest Books then you will love reading this book. Each story is constructed by using a single word or phrase to create a short story for your pleasure to read.

Per gli italiani lontani da casa!Colora e ridi!Un modo per liberarsi dallo stress quotidiano.Impara a ridere delle ironie della vita, del conflitto quotidiano tra colleghi, del lavoro e delle tensioni della vita quotidiana.Colora e ridi come mai prima d'ora. Che in pochi minuti riderai di ogni situazione. Un Libro pensato per te, che leggi e parli italiano, che sei lontano da casa, lontano dall'altra parte del mondo.Ricorda le tue radici umoristiche. E ridi dell'ironia dello stress e di una vita piena di sfide.Sappiamo che sei un essere unico, per questo crediamo nel tuo potenziale, tutto ciò che manca è un tocco di risata quotidiana.Colora lo stress, colora il sarcasmo, colora finché non ridi.Di' mentre disegni quello che vuoi dire e ridi. Colora e vivi.Con Humor la tua vita è più divertente!

Join Leo on his adventures through American politics and farm life with his hard-working companion Jack! In "Leo and Area 51" Leo and Jack have to save their missing cow Betsy from an alien abduction. With the help of friends and unexpected guests, this is one of Leo's most challenging battles. This is only one of many other stories to come about Leo and his fun adventures through the life of a basic wiener dog.