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Dinner Lady Doris served up slops. Miserable Headmaster dished out detention slips and Bored Brian went on a mischief-making spree, causing chaos and confusion throughout the little town of Soggy Bottom! Three fun-tastically, super-silly and delightfully daft short stories to delight and entertain the young reader. Full of tongue-twistingly-tastic text, super-sized souffles, and heart-tugging tales that are sure to delight and entertain. Dinner Lady Doris>Miserable Headmaster>Bored Brian>"F.J. Beerling and V.A. Bryce have a real talent for creating memorable characters and imaginative plots. Reader will not be disappointed with this entrancing collection of Twisty Tales - guaranteed to amuse, educate, and entertain.! Julie Wassmer Author of The Whitstable Pearl Mysteries>"Kept the kids interested - great stories for young readers!" "Funny to read out loud, enjoyed doing the voices "A great read if you fancy a family giggle with lots of snot, slime, toe-nail clippings and gluey fingers thrown in for good measure!" "Hilarious" "Makes reading enjoyable" "Brilliant!" "The perfect book to read with children" Three fantastic stories in one brilliant book!

Lord and Lady Layabout were bone-idle, layabouts. Celebrity Chef's ego was bigger than his pie-sized pancakes and Vince Valentine turned into Grumpy Gramps when his dance partner, Tallulah waltzed off to Watford - was there a happy ending? Three fun-tastically, super-silly and delightfully daft short stories to delight and entertain the young reader. Full of tongue-twistingly-tastic text, super-sized souffles, and heart-tugging tales that are sure to delight and entertain. The Layabouts>Celebrity Chef>Grumpy Gramps>"Twisty Tales volume 2 is a fantastically fun book for young readers. These cute tales will keep readers engaged from beginning to end!"Kelly Schuknecht Book Blogger & Reviewer

Massive marrows and over-sized onions were on show at the annual veg-fest growing contest. But with Reg the Veg Man cheating by turning his turnips into monsters would there be explosive consequences? Mrs Mop ditched her duster and went on strike when customers swapped leaving her tips for leaving their homes in a tip and when Miss Take the maths teacher chomped on chewy choc-ices while the children in her class choked on marking her maths papers! Were here days as a terrible teacher numbered? Three fun-tastically, super-silly and delightfully daft short stories to delight and entertain the young reader. Full of tongue-twistingly-tastic text, super-sized souffles, and heart-tugging tales that are sure to delight and entertain. Reggies' Veg >Mrs Mop>Terrible Teacher>"I was tickled and so were my grandchildren - a fun read.!Kerry Barnes. English author of mystery books

With slurpy-durps and double-dip, doubly delicious ice-creams on the menu; Mr Slurp was set on putting Stan the ice-cream man out of business - but Stan had a plan, an old bicycle and a chunky fridge-freezer.A million-pound mansion an enormous ego and an even bigger mouth had kept Newsreader Norris in the news. But now Norris was in the news for all the wrong reasons!Would the annual Cheesy Ched-Fest with wilting wonders, massive mouldy mounds and a million mice turn into a festival of butt trumps and bad smells all round?Adam was amazing at maths, but would his sums add up when his devious dad and his dodgy-dealing ways, make a fortune from solving the worlds mysteries? Twisty Tales volume 4. Outrageously funny, page-turning tales full of delicious deceit and delightful disasters with a twist! Aimed at children aged 6 to 10 years of age. Stan the ice-cream man>Newsreader Norris>The Cheesy Ched-Fest>Devious Dad>"Read this to my children and they really enjoyed it. Very witty and funny." "Great and amusing stories for imaginative children." Amazon reader reviews

Robby and Nicky were bratty brothers; the robbed, borrowed and nicked everything in sight. The mayor of Soggy Bottom's good idea turned bad, but not as bad as the greedy bosses were and Disco Dad's dancing was disastrous! Twisty Tales volume 5. Outrageously funny, page-turning tales full of delicious deceit and delightful disasters with a twist! Aimed at children aged 6 to 10 years of age. Crooked Crooks Even when they were little, twin brothers Robbie and Nicky were bad. From borrowing blankets to taking each other's toys, they couldn't help themselves and helped themselves to everything. Would their pick-pocketing ways come to an end, or would they end up behind bars? Bad Boss When the village school disappeared down a sinkhole. The mayor's idea to send under-aged, underpaid, and over-worked children out to work, also went down the plughole. Bosses turned bad and parents pleased for peace. Would they get it or would chaos take over the town? Disco Dad Disco Dad's dancing was disastrous! He had two left feet, one chance at Dave Double deck's disco dance-off and no hope of winning it. Despite his wiry wigs, colossal collars, and trousers you could trip-over, a few lessons from one-legged Lennie and Disco Dad ready to dazzle at the dance-off. Or was he? "F.J. Beerling and V.A. Bryce have a real talent for creating memorable characters and imaginative plots. Reader will not be disappointed with this entrancing collection of Twisty Tales - guaranteed to amuse, educate, and entertain.!Julie Wassmer Author of The Whitstable Pearl Mysteries>"Kept the kids interested - great stories for young readers!" "Funny to read out loud, enjoyed doing the voices "A great read if you fancy a family giggle with lots of snot, slime, toe-nail clippings and gluey fingers thrown in for good measure!" "Hilarious" "Makes reading enjoyable" "Brilliant!" "The perfect book to read with children" Three fantastic stories in one brilliant book!