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EL ARTE DE NARRAR¿Has leído muchos manuales de escritura y encuentras que las recomendaciones son vagas o contradictorias? ¿Existe una fórmula para convertirse en un buen escritor?Este libro comenta y cuestiona un centenar de consejos de escritores famosos sobre el arte de contar historias. Con ejemplos, aclaraciones y sugerencias de uso, podrás poner en práctica tips específicos para escribir una novela o un libro de relatos.Descubre qué hay de cierto y de falso en los consejos que has oído muchas veces sobre qué se debe y qué no se debe hacer al escribir ficción.

The Half RoomAfter years of being a guinea pig for a mysterious pharmaceutical company, Wilson Brown wakes up with three women's breasts on his body.In search of a cure, he travels from Los Angeles to a lost city in the middle of the desert.There he will encounter planes that cannot fly, an illegal shipment of baseballs, the new Russian mafia, a huge book with cryptic messages, a violinist turned radio prophet and a young criminal who travels in a Mustang at 500 miles per hour.The Half Room is a crazy, dizzying and surreal novel. A journey full of doors that open to absurdity and nonsense.WARNINGThis book is absolutely irrational and parodic. The cover should read: "I am not a normal novel".If you are a fan of Carlton Mellick III, Charles V, and Camillo VI, you will absolutely enjoy this story.- - - - - - - -"A strange story, full of parentheses, bifurcations and leaps into the void" Cajo Leg. ¿¿¿¿¿"Baltazar Boeuf puts a gun in your mouth, then leaves, and doesn't come back." R. Indie. ¿¿¿¿"The Half Room is the reverse of the world seen with the lucid lens with which nightmares are admired. Disturbing, eclectic, arrhythmic. (...) Between epiphany and hallucination, The Half Room is a journey adrift, a shipwreck". Lextralia. ¿¿¿¿¿"Post-apocalyptic dystopia or pre-apocalyptic utopia, this is one of the most incomprehensible novels of all time." PostData ¿¿¿"It is better to read The Half Room as stand-alone, loose, lost chapters, though it's best not to read it at all." The bookseller on the corner. ¿¿¿"Boeuf is what he is. You can't ask more of him, nor can you ask less." Daniel Bi ¿¿¿¿¿"Like other Boeuf books, The Half Room is nonsense, bizarre, psychedelic, B-movie style pulp fiction." Pereira Auto Repair ¿¿¿¿

A VERY VERY VERY WEIRD LOVE STORYJennifer Watts is a candid, hard-working girl exploited by Britney, her cynical, devilish sister. Jennifer's destiny changes when she meets billionaire (not millionaire) Richard Wealthy, who is kind of stupid but has rock-hard abs.Just as Jennifer's circumstances begin to improve, her sinister sister screws up and ruins her life, until a stroke of fate, hidden in waffles and the contemporary art market, puts Jeniffer back in control of her life.But there will still be one last challenge to face.If you are a fan of Carlton Mellick III, Charles V, and Camillo VI, you will absolutely enjoy this bizarre story.***Editor's note: a tailor and a boy who works in the kitchen (hence the title) also play a key role in the story.End of editor's note.***WARNINGPlease understand that this book is a parody full of moronic stereotypes. If you were expecting a regular romance novel or a light comedy please don't buy this book to save yourself from further disgust.

THE ART OF TELLING A STORYMyths and truths about famous writers' advice on how to write a novel.Have you read many writing manuals and find the recommendations vague or contradictory? Is there a formula for becoming a good writer?This book discusses and questions a hundred pieces of advice from famous writers on the art of storytelling. With examples, clarifications and suggestions for use, you will be able to put into practice specific tips for writing a novel or a book of short stories.Find out what's true and false in the advice you've heard many times about the do's and don'ts of writing fiction.