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Some say the holidays only cum once a year, but these stories will convince you otherwise. Featuring... These Holiday Movies With Bizarrely Similar Smiling Heterosexual Couples Dressed In Green And Red On Their Cover Get Me Off Bisexually This Bisexual Snowman's Carrot Wiener Is In My Butthole Sentient Menorah Candle Bisexual Hanukkah Orgy Bisexually Stuffed By An Orgy Of Sentient Thanksgiving Foods Bisexually Stuffed By Our Living Christmas Stocking Sentient Sour Cream And Applesauce Bisexually Get Me Off For Hanukkah Because The Latkes Are Gone But My Ass Is Still Here Oh By Gosh, By Golly, It's Time For Mistletoe And Holly To Get Me Off Bisexually

Some say the holidays only cum once a year, but these stories will convince you otherwise. Featuring... Oppressed In The Butt By My Inclusive Holiday Coffee Cups Rudolph The Red-Nosed Butt Raptor Pounded In The Butt By The Handsome Physical Manifestation Of Holiday Shopping Pounded In The Butt By The Physical Manifestation Of Awkward Political Dinner Discussion Over The Thanksgiving Holiday Pounded In The Butt By The Unexpectedly Early Arrival Of Christmas Decorations Pounded By The Hanukkah Gelt I Won Playing Dreidel That I Thought I'd Never Eat But Now I'm Seeing In A Whole New Light Because It's Two In The Morning And I'm Hungry My Bizarre Obsession With The Fictional Narrative Of A War On Christmas Pounds My Butt

From the crashing drums and guitar of a punk rock chorus, to the quiet tickle of someone's whisper in the dark, sound is an important part of our experience on this timeline. These vibrations are the key to unlocking so many incredible experiences and feelings, and love is at the top of the list. The Sound of Pound brings together eight sensual sonic explorations from across The Tingleverse, stories of hardcore gay encounters between handsome waveforms, sentient guitars, heavy metal unicorns, operatic butt pounders and more! The following tales are collected within: Heavy Metal Unicorn Lawyer Sings Into My Butthole Legally The Butt Pounder Of The Opera Pounded By The Physical Manifestation Of My Friend's Lack Of Reaction To My New Favorite Song When I Play It For Them Pounded In The Wallet And The Butt By The Failed Fyber Music Festival Seduced By The Handsome Physically Manifested Sound That Some People Hear As Yanny And Others Hear As Laurel My Sentient Guitar Boyfriend Pounds My Butt In A Kinky Alternate Tuning Quietly Pounded In The Butt By ASMR Conservative Pounded By The Realization That The Protest Music He Grew Up On Does Not Actually Support His Current Hateful Ideology

Every year, the Grand Billings Arena plays host to the biggest night in professional wrestling, Riled in the Ring. During this annual event, athletic heroes and villains, or 'faces' and 'heels' as they're called, pull out all the stops for a sold out crowd. It's your dream to test your might in this legendary squared circle. You quit your job and sign up for a Buckaroo Championship Wrestling training camp, and soon enough you find yourself faced with a myriad of life-changing decisions that could alter the course of professional wrestling forever. You're destined for a championship belt of your own, but there's a whole community of dinosaur, bigfoot, unicorn and living object wrestlers who are ready to stand in your way. Will you become Dr. Discomfort's sidekick in a medical themed tag team partnership? Will you survive a night in the graveyard and assume the mantle of an undead heel named Grim the Reaper? Will you take down Buckaroo Championship Wrestling's scoundrel owner, Vinny Cobbler, in the ring? Or will you crush this devilish T-Rex in the world of business? The decision is yours! WARNING: THIS IS AN SPORTS/ADVENTURE NOVEL WHERE YOU MAKE THE CHOICES. IT IS NOT MEANT TO BE READ FRONT TO BACK.

Across the wide world of the Tingleverse, one thing is clear: love is real. But, for many buckaroos, their preferred kind of love has nothing to do with sex or romance. Whether asexual or just not feeling it at the moment, this collection of completely sexless tales is perfect for the desires of any readers who are looking for a non-sexual trip through the alternate timelines of Dr. Chuck Tingle. NOT POUNDED BY THE ADMITTEDLY HANDSOME SENTIENT FIREWORK DISPLAY BECAUSE HE REALLY FREAKS OUT MY DOG NOT POUNDED BY THE HANDSOME PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF MY TWITTER SUSPENSION BECAUSE IT WAS REVERSED NOT POUNDED BY THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF BISEXUAL GATEKEEPING BECAUSE IT'S SUPER GROSS AND IF YOU DO IT YOU'RE NOT THE HERO YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOU'RE ACTUALLY JUST A JERK JUST KIND OF IGNORING THIS SAD LONESOME T-REX WHO IS SCREAMING "DEBATE ME" FROM HIS FOLDING CHAIR NOT POUNDED BY THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF CHUCK TINGLE'S TRADITIONAL PUBLISHING DEAL BECAUSE HE WRITES ABOUT MORE THAN JUST POUNDING HOWEVER IF THIS BOOK WAS ABOUT POUNDING THAT WOULD BE OKAY TOO BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH SEXUALITY IN ART MY POOL GETS ME WET IN A COMPLETELY PLATONIC WAY AND NOW WE ARE CLOSE FRIENDS

From Chuck Tingle, author of the USA Today bestselling Camp Damascus, comes a new heart-pounding story about what it takes to succeed in a world that wants you dead.

Through the history of prose there have been many tales that awaken the imagination and stir the soul, but true literary giants are few and far between. Still, some rare decades an author will come along to reshape the landscape of fiction forever, authoring true classics that stand the test of time and serve as historical landmarks for generations of readers to come. One such author is Chuck Tingle. Collected within are seven of Chuck's greatest lesbian works, breathtaking journeys through the world of classic literature that will melt your heart and get you off. Featuring... Moby ButtThe Legend Of Sleepy ButtholeThe Butt Of Monte CristoFahrenheit 69Journey To The Center Of My ButtPride And Pre-Judged AssDo Androids Dream Of Electric Butts?

The legal system is fascinating, a complex world of legendary courtrooms and high-profile firms that overflow with tension and drama on a regular basis. Within the sensual realm of the Tingleverse, these stories are only more incredible, and Legally Pounded is a vivid gay erotica collection that puts the greatest of these tales on display. Prepare yourself, because this time you won't need to take the law into your own hands, because the law will take you into theirs. THE TRICERATOPS LAWYER OBJECTS TO MY ASS NOT BEING EATEN AND MY CRACK LEGAL TEAM AGREES BECAUSE I AM REPRESENTING MYSELF AND AN ASS EATING SOUNDS AWESOME HEAVY METAL UNICORN SINGS INTO MY BUTTHOLE LEGALLY SEDUCED BY DOCTOR BIGFOOT: ATTORNEY AT LARGE MY DUNGEON MASTER IS A T-REX RULES LAWYER BUT FORTUNATELY I ROLLED A CRIT ON THE POUND MY BUTT CHECK YOUR HONOR, POUND MY BUTT GAY T-REX LAW FIRM: EXECUTIVE BONER POUNDED BY THE HANDSOME ZOMBIE ELEVATOR WHO IS ALSO A LAWYER

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the dinosaur variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. MY BILLIONAIRE TRICERATOPS CRAVES GAY ASS Jeremy was never quite sure about his feelings for Oliver, his gay pet dinosaur, until Oliver scores big and leaves home to pursue his dreams of being a dancer. Years later, the two of them reconnect for dinner in New York City, and realize that there may have been more to their relationship besides prehistoric pet and master. Now a wealthy socialite, Oliver the triceratops is willing to take another chance on Jeremy, and soon the two find themselves locked in a passionate evening of gay human-dino love. GAY T-REX LAW FIRM: EXECUTIVE BONER When Donny lands a job at Jurassic Law, the world's leading T-rex law firm, he's absolutely thrilled. Unfortunately, after just one day it quickly becomes clear that Donny's new position entails more than just legal work. Soon Donny makes the deal of a lifetime and finds himself contractually bound into a gay T-rex gangbang that gives new meaning to the term, "dinosaur bones." SPACE RAPTOR BUTT INVASION Space can be a lonely place, especially when you're stationed by yourself on the distant planet Zorbus. In fact, Lance isn't quite sure that can last the whole year before his shuttle pod arrives, but when a mysterious visitor appears at Lance's terraforming station, he quickly realizes that he might not be so alone after all. Soon enough, Lance becomes close with this mysterious new astronaut, a velociraptor. Together, they form an unlikely duo, which quickly begins to cross the boundaries of friendship into something much, much more sensual. It's not gay if it's a man and a dinosaur, is it?

INSTANT USA TODAY & INDIE BESTSELLERAn Indie Next Pick!"A joyful, furious romp through dark places, Tingle proves he's as good at fear as he is at love." ¿T. Kingfisher, bestselling author of What Moves the DeadFrom beloved internet icon Chuck Tingle, Camp Damascus is a searing and earnest horror debut about the demons the queer community faces in America, the price of keeping secrets, and finding the courage to burn it all down.Welcome to Neverton, Montana: home to a God-fearing community with a heart of gold.Nestled high up in the mountains is Camp Damascus, the self-proclaimed "most effective" gay conversion camp in the country. Here, a life free from sin awaits. But the secret behind that success is anything but holy.And they'll scare you straight to hell.

Love is real. Demons are real. Kill the demons. A chilling and heartfelt supernatural horror about a young woman searching for love and the secrets of a demonic gay conversion camp, perfect for readers of Stephen Graham Jones, Hailey Piper and Lucy A. Snyder. Camp Damascus is the world's most effective gay conversion camp. Nestled in the Montana wilderness, parents send their children from around the world to experience the program's 100% success rate. But, this story isn't about that. This story is about Rose Darling, a God-fearing young lady who can't stop puking up flies. It's about her parents who ignore her visions of an eerie woman with sagging, pale skin who watches from the woods. It's about the desires deep inside Rose that don't seem to make any sense, and her waking nightmares that are beginning to feel more like memories. And maybe, just maybe, it's a little bit about Camp Damascus after all.