Böcker av Gilbert Jennings

This truism is about blue crabs. In my opinion, they taste better than all other crabs. When catching them, one must know what he or she is doing. Blue crabs, like all crabs' defense systems, consist of two pincher claws in front. Those pinchers can cut a child's finger off.

During one's lifetime, they will experience events that will make them laugh. Following are some truisms, actual events, observations, hear say, and downright fibs, all designed to make you laugh until you fart.