Böcker av Ira Nayman

Emigrating to a new universe can be hard.People in the new universe eat for sustenance (rather than get their energy directly from sunlight). Eww! They use umbrellas to protect them from the rain (rather than pianos and anvils and safes and orangutans - oh, my! - falling from the sky). Their gods do not reward them in the afterlife for how funny they were while they were alive - as if any other qualities in life matter! Fleeing a dying universe is not for the faint of gall bladder! The Ugly Truth: is the final volume in Ira Nayman's appropriately described Multiverse Refugees trilogy. In it, musicians are hoist on their own poetic petard, pies fly and four foot tall blue aliens with no hair and exaggeratedly round features who wear exquisite three piece suits find amusing new ways to die.As they say on Earth Prime 4-6-4-0-8-9 dash Omega, "May the Audi Enz laugh upon you all the days of your life!""The name of the game here is wordplay. Non-stop, unrestrained, groan-worthy ... inspired wordplay." - Alex Good, reviewing Good IntentionsCover artwork by Hugh Spencer

The Realm of the Goddess is vast. From mythology to legend to modern retellings, between these pages, you will experience Her Mysteries in original stories destined to become new mythology. Experience the Goddess in Her many guises, from Egypt to Nigeria, from Europe to the UK, from the Middle East to North America. "... a passionately written, original collection of fresh, contemporary, Goddess mythology for our modern era. Each chapter is a pilgrimage to meet and get to know another embodiment of the Goddess and Her particular mysteries." - Dodie Graham McKay, author of Earth Magic.

Two years on, the TA has helped many aliens immigrate to Earth Prime. The first, Rodney, is now a tech millionaire. An all-star band raises funds to help aliens adjust. The first alien murder leads to an anti-alien protest group. Aliens are disappearing in Latin America. Some problems cannot be solved by the swift, unexpected application of pie!

At the end of You Can't Kill the Multiverse (But You Can Mess With its Head), Doctor Alhambra, the chief scientist of the Transdimensional Authority, set up an alarm to warn him if a universe is succumbing to the universe-killing machine that is at the heart of the story. But how would the Transdimensional Authority respond if that alarm went off?

Are you knowledgeable enough about current events to read No Public Figure Too Big, No Personal Foible Too Small? To find out, simply answer the following questions: Saddam Hussein was compared to Adolph Hitler, because he caused the deaths of approximately 10,000 to 20,000 of his citizens. The war on Iraq has already cost the lives of at least 40,000 citizens, and possibly as many as 100,000, while the first Gulf War and subsequent sanctions may have killed as many 200,000 Iraqis. What does that make Hussein's enemies? a) As few as two and as many as thirty Hitlersb) What a horrid comparison! Saddam Hussein killed Iraqis to tyrannize them-we kill Iraqis to liberate them! There is no comparison! c) Hypocrites Which of the following best describes your romantic relationships? a) Crash and burn b) Cash and carry c) Lock and loadIf you answered a, b, or c to either of these questions, congratulations! You are a person who appreciates the absurdity of this world, and it is highly recommended that you read author Ira Nayman's political satire, No Public Figure Too Big, No Personal Foible Too Small.