Böcker av Joe Mannherz

Barrister of Books, Professor of Prose, Guardian of Grammar, Protector of Poetry, Savior of Sentences, Help us in our hour of need

No one deserves this.Even the people who deserve this, don't deserve this

"Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring . . ."Well now, that's not quite true, is it?

This little piggy went to market, This little piggy stayed home, This little piggy had roast beef, This little piggy had none.This little piggy went...Wee, wee, wee, all the way home! Mother Goose

All she had to do was remember what Tony taught her, because if she didn't, the lives of the people that she loved, including herself, would be in peril.

This is the story of a very special, extremely sought-after diamond affectionately nicknamed "Nothing". And it was missing.In the beginning, the solution to said disappearance appeared "crystal clear" and easy to come by. In the end, it was perplexingly opaque and almost cost me everything.

"All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players: they have their exits and their entrances; and one man in his time plays many parts, his acts being seven ages."- As You Like It

He wouldn't have had any trouble meditating about the forthcoming show if it wasn't for his upset stomach. He thought by this time, it would have gotten better. He reluctantly had to admit to himself that it was actually getting worse. And on top of that, he was beginning to feel lightheaded, and his hands were sweating."Oh great," he said to himself, "that's all I need right now."