Böcker av John G. Hartness

Not Safe For Work.Rated M for Mature.NC-17.What else can I tell you about this book except that it's not intended for young readers, young-at-heart readers, middle-aged readers, readers with weak stomachs, readers with strong moral compasses, readers with objections to profanity, or readers without access to The Urban Dictionary.NSFW - Shingles collected edition volume one collects six novellas of ridiculous horror comedy from the creator of Bubba the Monster Hunter.If you've ever wondered how to fight off a zombie apocalypse with items found in an adult novelty store, this book is for you.If you've ever fallen in love with a car. REALLY in love. Yes, THAT kind of love. This book is for you.If you have an unreasoning fear of clowns and/or egg beaters, this book is for you.If you've ever taken an Elf on a Shelf to a strip club, this book is for you. Also, what is WRONG with you?If you've ever thought of TrueBlood as a feminist manifesto, this book is for you.If you've ever had nightmares about detached radioactive genitals attacking people, this book is for you. And again, what is WRONG with you?This is the book your middle school english teach gave you detention for reading.This is the book your parents made you go to church twice that week for reading.This is the book your therapist suggested you never, EVER read again. Also, screw your therapist. They obviously aren't looking out for your best interests.