Böcker av Michael White

A collection of fun and imaginative poetry in the style of Spike Milligan. Nonsense poems full of humour and the absurd, and with complementary illustrations by Ian Ward

In the aftermath of the Martian invasion that nearly brought Earth to its knees, a new threat looms in the shadows. The Martians, defeated by Earth's tenacious microorganisms, have been vanquished, but the danger remains. Unseen conspirators from Earth aided the invaders and now plot to send bacterial samples to Mars. Their nefarious aim is to assist the Martians to conquer the microscopic foes and then return to Earth as unstoppable conquerors. Victorian London, scarred by the invasion, struggles to rebuild. However, peril still lurks in the corners of society. Traitors, still seeking to tip the scales in favour of the Martian menace, endanger the lives of all who remain. The only hope for Earth rests with a woman named Victoria Neaves and her enigmatic demon assistant, Romney. Yet, they are missing, having been defeated and buried alive by those who would collaborate with the Martians. Can Victoria & Romney be located, and if found, will they have the strength to defeat the adversaries who once bested them? As the aftermath of war continues to scar the land, the British government deploys zeppelins to every corner of Britain with a mission that is both straightforward and crucial: Victoria Neaves must be found at all costs. The fate of humanity hangs in the balance, and time is running out... Illustratedthroughout, "MARS FALLS: A LONG AGE IN THE DEEP DELVED EARTH" is the first book in the "MARS FALLS" trilogy, For Victoria & Romney, the adventure continues...This Dyslexia friendly edition has been specially adapted for easy reading.The pages are printed on cream paper (to cut down glare), have wider margins and 1.5 line spacing, as well as a Dyslexia-friendly font to make the text clearer. Both bold and italic text have been minimised throughout. The text also has a ragged right edge (rather than justified) to make the text easier to follow, with extra spacing between each paragraph. These amendments make the text fully compliant with the British Dyslexia Association's Dyslexia friendly style guide.Look out for many other Dyslexia-friendly titles from Angry Swan Press!

Step into the tumultuous world of the mid-eighteenth century, a time of profound transformation and upheaval. In the quaint village of Hamble, where change creeps in slowly, Ironstone Jack's adventures continue. In "The Final Arrow," the air is charged with anticipation as the annual archery competition descends upon Hamble. Jack, fueled by a burning desire to prove himself, is determined to dethrone Castille's champion. Yet, a mysterious figure stands in his way, shrouded in anonymity. As the village buzzes with speculation, questions arise: Who is this enigmatic archer, and does anyone in Hamble possess the skill to surpass him? As the archery competition unfolds, life in Hamble takes unexpected turns. Amidst the seemingly ordinary routines, a storm of change brews, and for one villager, a haunting secret looms on the brink of revelation. "The Final Arrow" delves deep into the hearts of the Hamble villagers, exploring their resilience, aspirations, and the hidden shadows that threaten to reshape their lives. This gripping tale is the second instalment in "The Adventures of Ironstone Jack," a series of four titles that promise to immerse readers in the captivating world of a bygone era. With its blend of suspense, intrigue, and the indomitable spirit of Ironstone Jack, this instalment will leave you on the edge of your seat, eagerly anticipating the next chapter in this enthralling saga.

Step into the tumultuous world of the Mid-Eighteenth Century, a time of profound transformation and upheaval. In the quaint village of Hamble, a place where change creeps in slowly, Ironstone Jack, the local blacksmith, stumbles upon an unexpected encounter with a daring highwayman. From this fateful moment, a series of gripping adventures unfolds, each inhabited by a diverse cast of intriguing characters and brimming with unforeseen challenges. What hidden secrets lie within the heart of the woods, where the apothecary's wife ventures alone, seeking mysteries untold? And why does a peculiar rat incessantly haunt the windmill's shadows as if harbouring a cryptic request? As you traverse the pages of this tale, you'll also wonder if the eccentric Cruickshank will, once again, unwittingly send his cottage's roof soaring into the sky. "The Adventures of Ironstone Jack", the first instalment in this enchanting series, introduces you to this enthralling world, blending adventure with a hint of mischievous humour. Delve into a realm where curiosity knows no bounds and where the unexpected waits just around the corner, inviting you to join in the excitement.

PART OF THE "HALLOWEEN CLUB" RANGE OF SPOOKY & STRANGE TALES!Prepare to embark on a captivating journey into the unknown with 'Mysterious Tales.' In this spellbinding collection, the boundaries of reality are blurred, and the ordinary gives way to the extraordinary. From the eerie depths of haunted mansions to the farthest reaches of uncharted galaxies, these tales will immerse you in a world of enigma and wonder.As each story unfolds, the line between the possible and the impossible grows thinner, and you'll find yourself questioning the very nature of reality.'Mysterious Tales' gathers a diverse array of narratives that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Delve into the unexplained, the uncanny, and the unexpected as you navigate through a labyrinth of twists and turns. These stories will challenge your perceptions, ignite your imagination, and leave you craving for more.Whether you're a seasoned explorer of the unknown or a curious newcomer, 'Mysterious Tales' guarantees a literary adventure like no other. Get ready to unlock the secrets that lie just beyond the surface of our everyday world, and discover the magic that can be found in the most mysterious of places.* * A sense of humour is definitely required.

Malcolm is a prisoner on his way to meet the Goddess Amelia deep in the heart of Japan. The group are introduced to the sophisticated Yumi Tanaka, the guide for their trip. What are Yumi's intentions? Can she dislodge the hold of Eve & Rita over Malcolm? How will Amelia have changed and what will be her demands? An ongoing adventure in dominance, submission and mind control.Part 3 of 4

Are you struggling to understand a narcissistic woman in your life? Do you feel trapped in a toxic relationship but can't seem to break free? Are you exhausted from the emotional roller coaster of love bombing and devaluation? Is your self-worth taking a hit due to the constant manipulation? Discover the ultimate guide to identifying, confronting, and overcoming narcissistic manipulation in relationships. About This Book: Uncover the unique traits and tactics of narcissistic women, helping you recognize their deceptive behavior.Delve into the magnetic pull that attracts men to narcissistic women, enabling you to break the cycle and choose healthier relationships.Learn the early warning signs of dating a narcissistic woman, empowering you to avoid or escape damaging partnerships.Explore the stages of a narcissistic relationship and the psychological impact on your well-being.Develop coping strategies to maintain your sanity and emotional strength when dealing with a narcissistic partner.Discover effective ways to safely exit a toxic relationship with a narcissistic woman.Rebuild your self-esteem and find the path to cultivating loving, fulfilling connections in the future. Take the first step towards emotional freedom and regain control of your life. Don't let narcissistic manipulation sabotage your happiness any longer.

Step into the tumultuous world of the Mid-Eighteenth Century, a time of profound transformation and upheaval. In the quaint village of Hamble, a place where change creeps in slowly, Ironstone Jack, the local blacksmith, stumbles upon an unexpected encounter with a daring highwayman. From this fateful moment, a series of gripping adventures unfolds, each inhabited by a diverse cast of intriguing characters and brimming with unforeseen challenges.What hidden secrets lie within the heart of the woods, where the apothecary's wife ventures alone, seeking mysteries untold? And why does a peculiar rat incessantly haunt the windmill's shadows as if harbouring a cryptic request? As you traverse the pages of this tale, you'll also wonder if the eccentric Cruickshank will, once again, unwittingly send his cottage's roof soaring into the sky."The Adventures of Ironstone Jack", the first instalment in this enchanting series, introduces you to this enthralling world, blending adventure with a hint of mischievous humour. Delve into a realm where curiosity knows no bounds and where the unexpected waits just around the corner, inviting you to join in the excitement.

In the aftermath of the Martian invasion that nearly brought Earth to its knees, a new threat looms in the shadows. The Martians, defeated by Earth's tenacious microorganisms, have been vanquished, but the danger remains. Unseen conspirators from Earth aided the invaders and now plot to send bacterial samples to Mars. Their nefarious aim is to assist the Martians to conquer the microscopic foes and then return to Earth as unstoppable conquerors.Victorian London, scarred by the invasion, struggles to rebuild. However, peril still lurks in the corners of society. Traitors, still seeking to tip the scales in favour of the Martian menace, endanger the lives of all who remain.The only hope for Earth rests with a woman named Victoria Neaves and her enigmatic demon assistant, Romney. Yet, they are missing, having been defeated and buried alive by those who would collaborate with the Martians.Can Victoria & Romney be located, and if found, will they have the strength to defeat the adversaries who once bested them? As the aftermath of war continues to scar the land, the British government deploys zeppelins to every corner of Britain with a mission that is both straightforward and crucial: Victoria Neaves must be found at all costs. The fate of humanity hangs in the balance, and time is running out..."MARS FALLS: A LONG AGE IN THE DEEP DELVED EARTH" is the first book in the "MARS FALLS" trilogy, For Victoria & Romney, the adventure continues...

In "The Franchise Game and Other Ghostly Tales", Michael White presents a collection of humorous and spine-tingling ghost stories. "Three Small Wishes" proves to be careful what you wish for when there is a rogue genie about. "The Franchise Game" proves that not all phantom hitchhikers are the same, and "The Ghost Next Door" provides a unique insight into the world of ghost tours. "The Artisan Cook's Tale" tells of a woman who is prepared to sacrifice everything to present a dish to the king... or is she? "An unremarkable Man" tells the tale of a lonely old man abandoned in a care home with no friends and no visitors. But who is he? We are about to find out... In "A Challenging Game of Crumble". a little girl gate-crashes a regular card game being held at midnight in an old cemetery, where none of the participants are quite what they seem. But what of the little girl who gate-crashes the party, for she has a secret too!" "The Franchise Game and Other Ghostly Tales" is available in both paperback and E-book. A sense of humour is most definitely required.

Enter "The Waiting Room" if you dare! This spine-chilling collection of ghost and horror stories, woven with mystery and suspense, will have you on the edge of your seat. As you step into the Earl of Ranleigh's exclusive club, you'll quickly realise that membership requires more than just a lavish dinner. You must share a hair-raising tale of the supernatural to prove your worth. But be warned - not everything is as it appears. What lurks in the shadows may haunt you forever. Are you brave enough to face the unknown?

"If you want to be famous, start a band. If you want to be rich start a religion..."In the universe, humanity reigns supreme under the iron-fisted rule of the Church of Man. Their dogma is clear and uncompromising: there are no extraterrestrial beings, no divine entities to worship, and the only faith that holds true is the one that acknowledges humanity's singular place in the universe. Any dissent from this creed is considered treason and met with swift and brutal punishment.The Church of Man's grip on power is absolute, and they use every tool at their disposal to maintain it. Those who dare to question their teachings are branded as Artificers, traitors to the state who threaten the very fabric of society. The Church's response to such heresy is ruthless, as they stamp out any sign of dissent with unyielding force.For thousands of years, the church has reigned supreme over the vast reaches of known space. Its monolithic cathedrals stand as symbols of disbelief, and its priests, trained for years on Homeworld Earth, spread the word of unbelief throughout the galaxy.But all that is about to change. A diverse cast of characters will embark on a journey into the depths of space, challenging the very foundations upon which the Church of Man is built. In Genesis Space: Death in Heaven, bestselling author Michael White presents a thrilling space opera that will forever alter our perception of the universe.As the characters unravel the mysteries of space and uncover evidence that challenges the church's beliefs, they risk everything to reveal the truth. But the church will not go down without a fight. Will the truth prevail, or will the Church of Man continue to reign supreme, suppressing all dissent and opposition?The fate of the galaxy hangs in the balance in this epic tale of faith, science, and the ultimate quest for truth. Get ready for a journey like no other, where nothing is as it seems and everything is up for grabs. The Church of Man may have ruled for millennia, but now, the game is changing, and space will never be the same again.

Charlie Horse has very set ideas of just how his pub should be run. No food (apart from crisps and nuts) and very definite ideas about what kind of customers are welcome in his hostelry. Unbeknown to Charlie however, there is something very odd indeed going on in "The Bucket and Shovel", and for just this once, Charlie is going to be the last person to find out. Because very shortly, an inspector is going to call...Please note this is a short story and is quite difficult to categorise - there are slight elements of fantasy (although it has a contemporary setting) as well as a smattering of mystery, and also is intended to have a slight Pratchettesque feeling to it. This short story is also available in the "Paul McCartney's Coat and Other Stories" collection, along with nine other tales, and is available to purchase separately.

Are you tired of the same old stories that begin with "Once upon a time"? Really? You know, not all Genies live in a lamp...In a world unlike any other, where legends come alive, and dreams take shape, prepare to embark on an extraordinary journey. Unveiling the secrets of the enigmatic jinn and jinni, this captivating tale will transport you beyond the confines of imagination.Step into a realm where wishes are not mere fantasies but tangible realities, for these powerful beings hold the key to unlocking your deepest desires. Disregard the tales of genies and lamps; the jinn are the true manifestation of unfathomable power.As a jinni, I am part of an extraordinary assembly of beings with the ability to transform dreams into truth. Yet, make no mistake, we are no ordinary genies. With immense powers that defy comprehension, we exist within a complex hierarchy, a world I had to navigate upon joining the jinn.You may find yourself questioning the validity of such a magnificent opportunity - "Wishes that come true? It must be too good to be real!" Rest assured, wish-granting is our sacred duty, a vocation we approach with utmost devotion. From the simplest desires to the most arduous challenges, we pride ourselves on surpassing expectations.If the yearning for enchantment tugs at your heartstrings, the jinn is your gateway to a life transformed by magic. Our stories may not begin with "Once upon a time," but they will undoubtedly culminate in the fulfilment of your deepest desires. Uncover this extraordinary chance, for the jinn await, poised to turn your dreams into extraordinary realities. There may even be biscuits. Who knows?

Siete stanchi di fare fiasco? Non è ora di smetterla di collezionare appuntamenti su appuntamenti solo per finire friendzonati?In questa guida completa, imparerete tutto quello che c'è da sapere sull'arte della seduzione: dalla scienza della biologia e dell'evoluzione ai fattori psicologici e alle influenze socioculturali che agiscono sulla psicologia femminile. Vi insegnerò come approcciare OGNI donna e fare in modo che torni sempre da voi con tecniche POTENTI e COLLAUDATE che sanno far cadere qualsiasi difesa.Ma non finisce qui. Imparerete anche il potere della conversazione, a instaurare un dialogo vincente e a usare l'umorismo per stimolare la curiosità. Svilupperete il vostro stile personale, con consigli su come vestirsi per avere successo, sulla psicologia dei colori e sulla scelta del profumo giusto per attrarre le donne. E molto altro ancora....Smettila di fare l'amicone delle donne, fallo per il tuo bene. Questo libro ti insegnerà a guardare l'universo femminile con occhi nuovi e ti trasformerà nell'uomo che hai sempre voluto essere.Acquista ora la tua copia e inizia a fare la differenza.

Are you tired of struggling to attract the women you desire? Do you feel like you're missing out on the dating scene, and unsure of how to make a lasting impression? Look no further than 'How to Attract Women, From Mind Games to Love Matches: Your Ultimate Guide to the Complex World of Female Psychology and the Art of Dating.' In this comprehensive guide, you'll learn everything you need to know about understanding female attraction, from the science of biology and evolution to psychological factors and sociocultural influences. You'll master the art of approach, perfecting your timing and making a powerful first impression, and learn how to read and interpret non-verbal communication to understand her intentions. But it doesn't stop there. You'll also learn the power of conversation, engaging in stimulating dialogue and using humor to create attraction. You'll develop your personal style, with tips on dressing for success, the psychology of color, and choosing the right fragrance to attract women.And that's not all. The book explores the power of social networking, building a supportive social circle, expanding your horizons through clubs and events, and boosting your attractiveness through social proof and preselection. In the digital age, online dating is a vital part of the dating scene, and this book has got you covered. You'll learn how to craft an attractive and genuine profile, master online communication, and transition seamlessly from online to in-person connections. So what are you waiting for? Take action today and unlock the secrets to becoming a master of attraction and finding the love and happiness you deserve. Get your copy of 'How to Attract women, From Mind Games to Love Matches: Your Ultimate Guide to the Complex World of Female Psychology and the Art of Dating' now!

The Adventure of a Lifetime... Beyond the hills and far away, a bolt of lightning struck a man, transporting him to a land entirely unknown to him. As he looked around, he saw hills, mountains, and dense green forests, with the sound of the sea echoing in the distance. The beauty of this new place beckoned to him, tempting him to venture off the beaten path and explore it further.But fate had other plans for him. An unforeseen mishap led to the destruction of a lighthouse and a trading vessel belonging to a mysterious ruler known only as "The Keel." As punishment for his reckless actions, the shipwrecked crew abducted him and set off on a perilous journey across the unfamiliar terrain of a land called "Felastia."It all began with a red-headed woman who would appear unexpectedly at his workplace, begging for food. Although he could not find her again, she remained on his mind, and he soon realized that others were watching him too. Mysterious spheres of light followed his every move, while dark forces showed an unhealthy interest in him.As he journeyed further into the unknown, he found himself embroiled in a war, with his role in the conflict being the adventure of a lifetime. The journey ahead would be treacherous and challenging, but with every step, he would discover more about this land and the forces that lurked within it.

Enter "The Waiting Room" if you dare! This spine-chilling collection of original ghost and horror stories, woven with mystery and suspense, will have you on the edge of your seat. As you step into the Earl of Ranleigh's exclusive club, you'll quickly realise that membership requires more than just a lavish dinner. You must share a hair-raising tale of the supernatural to prove your worth. But be warned - not everything is as it appears. What lurks in the shadows may haunt you forever. Are you brave enough to face the unknown?

When Master Neep embarked on a piratical correspondence course, he had no idea that the Golden Octopus, the ultimate authority in piracy, viewed him as a mere nuisance to be disposed of. But Neep was determined to realise his dream of becoming a pirate consultant, even if it meant dragging his strange comrades along for the ride.With the Scarlet Daisy, who fancies a tutu as appropriate pirate garb, Mr Bones, as skinny as a rake, Ensephilephtor Boom, a member of the Sons of the Pinched Fuse, and the certifiable Mad Dog Jenkins, they set sail in pursuit of the legendary treasure of Capability Jones and the lost island of El Bongo, a myth most pirates scoff at.Only Daisy and Bones believe the fable is true, but with such an eccentric crew, anything can happen. "Overboard!" is an uproarious, high-octane adventure on the open sea, where to err is human, but to "aar!" is pirate...

Listen closely, dear friend, for I have a tale to tell you. It's a story that will chill you to the bone, make your heart race, and send shivers down your spine. Six eerie and spine-tingling tales have been gathered from the depths of two previous collections: "Paul McCartney's Coat and Other Stories" and "Liverpool." But beware, for these stories all share one common thread - the presence of ghosts!Yes, dear friend, ghosts! Apparitions that will haunt your dreams, send you screaming into the night, and make you question the very nature of reality. Some of these spirits are terrifying, their presence a harbinger of doom and despair. Others, however, are humorous and light-hearted, the perfect companions for those long, dark nights when the wind howls and the shadows dance.These tales will take you on a journey through the spectral realm, where the line between life and death is blurred and the ghosts of the past still linger. So, take a deep breath, hold onto your courage, and join me on this bone-chilling adventure. But be warned, once you enter the world of ghosts, you may never be the same again...

"Paul McCartney's Coat and Other Stories" is a captivating collection of eleven short stories that will transport you to a world of diverse genres and emotions. Each tale has its own unique flavour, and promises to leave you either in fits of laughter, tears, or breathless with a surprise twist at the end!In the unforgettable tale "Paul McCartney's Coat," the year is 1967, and The Beatles are in the midst of recording their legendary album "Sgt Pepper" at the hallowed Abbey Road studios. Meanwhile, at The Salt House pub, an unassuming stranger is about to embark on a fateful journey that will forever alter the course of one of the band's most beloved songs. It all begins with Todd discovering Paul McCartney's coat, left behind in the bustling bar... As the story unfolds, White masterfully weaves a tale of intrigue, suspense, and ultimately, redemption, that will keep you on the edge of your seat until the very end.With its rich language and evocative imagery, "Paul McCartney's Coat and Other Stories" is a literary gem that will delight and enthrall readers of all ages and tastes. So sit back, relax, and let Michael White take you on a journey of the imagination that you will never forget!

Charlie Horse has very set ideas of just how his pub should be run. No food (apart from crisps and nuts) and very definite ideas about what kind of customers are welcome in his hostelry. Unbeknown to Charlie however, there is something very odd indeed going on in "The Bucket and Shovel", and for just this once, Charlie is going to be the last person to find out. Because very shortly, an inspector is going to call...

To the casual observer, the age of steam and the subsequent industrial revolution was to revolutionise the structure of Great Britain in almost every fundamental way. This time saw the rise of the middle class and the entrenchment of the upper class. The working class moved from rural employment to factories and mills. Towns and docks and harbours grew around the industries that the steam engine created to cater for them, and there it could have stopped. The Difference engine however created by Sir Charles Babbage was the first indication that the industrial revolution could head beyond industry, and with the completion of the Analytical Engine in 1834 a new revolution began to take place: this was the age of the technocrat, and the computational engines began to proliferate and become more commonplace. Machines that could think and make decisions, driven by steam and mechanisms of wood and brass, the likes of which had never been seen before. This was a very British revolution however. Queen Victoria sat upon her throne and saw her country grow to dominate the world, her trade and technology so advanced beyond any other that computational devices were common and in most well to do homes. Yet the workforce was needed even more, and outstripped the supply. By the middle of the nineteenth century drastic measures had to be taken by her majesty's government and the working classes were placed in designated areas, their currency being their availability for work in the factories and mills, the computational engines and the data sheds that they produced. The poor house was the start of this process, but with the new technology it was greatly expanded, and now all of the working classes were under the jurisdiction of the local mill and factory owners, the true drivers of this data fed industrial age. In the skies above London, Zeppelins filled the air, swollen with lighter than air gas and flame, and on the ground even the most trivial of items were gathered and improved upon by the computational engines. This was the age of steam, yes, but it was also the age of the analytical engines, and they made Britain the greatest power that the world has ever known.