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Do you love a treasury of well-crafted and sophisticated poetry? This isn't it. It is Mug & Mali's Shaken, Not Stirred: Cockeyed Cocktail Poetry, where Mug & Mali mangled 449 of your most beloved poems, limericks, holiday Cocktail Carols, Mother Booze rhymes, slobbets, t'odes, spree verse, brazenings, pantaloons, and stank verses, and festooned them all with authentic tipsy illustrations. This is the ideal gift for light and heavy drinkers, bar flies, and wannabe English poetry major snots. Curl up with this viscous volume and join the legions of buzzed readers who have been delighted by the magic of alcohol-induced altered states.The New Century Dada Press brings the charisma and influence of avant-garde Dada to the 21st century. Dada was officially not an art movement, its artists not artists and its art not art. Dada's post-World War I works rebelled against the norms of bourgeois culture and war, and included automatic collage, poetry, painting, sculpture, film, performance art, and lately, absinthe-crazed cocktail poetry. Dada influenced Surrealism, Futurism, Cubism, Expressionism, Bobism, The Fat Earth Society, miscellaneous authors, and is the foundation of many New Century Dada works.Here are a few of these liver-boggling ditties: Drink up! Drinks are sweeping by;Gulp them down before you die.Something mighty or sublime, Guzzle all at cocktail time.- Johann Wolfgang von GintheThese are the things I hold divine: An ice cold beer, a frosty stein, Rich dark rum, and hand-tossed gin, The taste of scotch, our Bar Maid's grin, Martinis, shots, the buzz that flowers, The cheery call of "Happy Hour!"- Jean Booze BurtHere's what the critics are saying about Mug & Mali's Shaken, Not Stirred: Cockeyed Cocktail Poetry: "This work pairs comic alcohol-related verse with unforgettable images. You can't unsee any of it." - William Baked, Art and Pennilessness."Infested with genuine literary calamity." - John Meltin, Stained Pants Quarterly"This ambitious anthology of mangled cocktail poetry aims high, and misses." - Murk Twain, Academy of Second-Rate Poemers."Mug and Mali are two of a handful of artists whose double-visionary cocktail work is defining New Century Dada." - Marcel Duchump, Questionable Dadaist Journal."Shaken, Not Stirred: Cockeyed Cocktail Poetry is the best book I ever read." - Abraham Lincoln, Pittsburgh Address"If this poetry doesn't move you, you're not drinking hard enough." - Ulysses S. Grunt."A thoughtless dive into a flaming Tiki bowl." - Walt Witless, True Crime."This poetry is frankly no good. I feel like I may throw up." - Emily Drinkinson."Violent, perverse, tender... it's like swimming in a pitcher of icy dry Martinis." - Dorothy Darker."Mug & Mali are up to their usual shenanigans." - Vito Powers, The New Yanker."A stunningly unique volume that will be banned for ages." - Robert Flost, Poetry Nightmare Quarterly."This collection of cocktail poems and images, which feature innovative depths of alcoholic fervor, reinforce Mug and Mali as leaders of the New Century Dada movement." - Hugo Balk, Impractical Dadaist."How do we get our money back?" - Helen Wheels, The Chicago Chugger."This book looks like I need a drink." - Rhoda Booke, Quarterly Literary Bungle"A powerful, ground-breaking work of timeless importance and stature." - Liza Round, The Paid Reviewer."If Mug & Mali aren't America's leading humorists, we can see why." - Ira Gurgitate, The Vodka Guzzler.

This is Dada Antics, a celebration of original and inane New Century Dada works. You get an incredible combination of mal arte including 85 original Dada Poems, 141 new Dada Auto-Collages, 90 Auto-Generated Surreal Jokes, 11jokes on Dadaists, over 181 authentic and faux Dada and art quotes and jokes, 17 pages of scenes from the original Dada play adaptation of Finnegans Wake, 9 Dada Cocktail Poems, 12 articles and maps showing the influence of Dada, 19 doctored pages from the Dada archives, 59 Dada conversation starters, 20 Dada foreign idiom interpretations, dozens of Dada fables, essays, stories, warnings, Q&A, text montages, and much more. Not even a sour critic can call our Dada dull. You get all this New Century Dada plus our world-famous 50-year guarantee. Get Dada Antics for the amazing low price of only $14.95! (Not sold in active volcanos.)The New Century Dada Press brings the charisma and influence of avant-garde Dada to the 21st century. Dada was officially not an art movement, its artists not artists and its art not art. Dada's post-World War I works rebelled against the norms of bourgeois culture and war, and included automatic collage, poetry, painting, sculpture, film, and performance art. Dada influenced Surrealism, Futurism, Cubism, Expressionism, Bobism, The Fat Earth Society, miscellaneous authors, and is the foundation of many New Century Dada works.Mug and Mali are currently enjoying the flourishing of Dada at the Constance Noring Institute for the Study of Retoxification, where their work on Early Dada Cocktails made them the subjects in numerous experiments. They were the first to suggest the use of personal injury lawyers as shark chums. While interns at 2M's Boris Scilley Yellow Sticky Lab they illuminated both upper and lower brain approaches to left field theory and were co-guest editors (with Rufus Leaking) of "Do Trousers Matter?" Mug and Mali enjoy sharpening crayons, dulling others' wits through the application of delicious cocktails, cooking up mischief, and advocating monkey-wrenching as a tactic of last resort."Dada is... better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick." - D. Capitated, Art and Opinions"Keep your eye peeled for Dada Antics." - Claire Voyant, Dada Bulletin"Dada is in the eye of the beholder." - Frieda People, Prison Cell Reader"Get the stink eye with Dada Antics." - Helen Bak, Dada: Recueil littéraire et artistique"Dada Antics is the best art book I ever saw." - Abraham Lincoln, Pittsburgh Address"Looks like more Dada shenanigans." - Edward Albeet, Modern Theater of the Absurd"Dada - hidden in plain sight." - Marcus Satan, Weasels and Corpses Magazine"Dada? If looks could kill..." - Noah Count, The Art Disparager"Dada Antics is like looking for art in a haystack." - Nan Tucket, American Graft"Now I'm looking at the world through Dada-colored glasses." - Pat N. Pending, Serial Artist Magazine"Dada Antics hits the bullseye. " - Perry Noid, Miniature Talking Donkey Magazine"Look alive." - Misty Meanor, Obscure Art Review"Dada Antics - an eye-opening experience." - Lynn C. Doyle, Pork & Pony"Get some shut-eye with Dada Antics." - Amelia Barfup, What is Art, Anyway?"Keep an eye out for Dada Antics." - Andy Warthog, Silkscreen Press"Dada eye candy" - B. Ware, The Dada Almanak"See eye-to-eye with Dada Antics." - Salvador's Deli, The Surreal Puppy"Dada my eye!" - Marcel Duchump, Cabaret Voltaire"If Mug & Mali aren't America's leading humorists, I can see why." - Ira Gurgitate, The New Dada Rag