A Trivial War

A General said, "The construction of the Wall has stopped."
The President commented, with red face and bloated eyes. "It's disgusting, why is it happening?"
"The President of Mexico says he will not pay the Wall and the United States Congress refused to increase the budget for the Wall."
The President commented, with red face and bloated eyes. "That's very, very, very bad. What are my options?"
"Your options are to disregard the insult and publicly accept the Wall will not be finished, or invade Mexico and make them pay." The General says with a crooked smile.
"I order the implementation of an invasion operation. I name it, 'Fuck Mexico.' I need a plan by tomorrow."
"A war? Wars are costly."
"It's a trivial war. I'll have Mexico and the stupid Mexicans on their knees in one week. Maybe five days."
Thus started the so called Trivial War, or that is the popular understanding. It has been seven years and millions of Mexicans, and even more Gringos, can never be on their knees, as dead cannot kneel.