Belief is a Bulldozer

It's finally here! The follow-up to 2018's crusty, snarky "Belief is a Sledgehammer" has arrived every bit as angry and full of tidbits to live by as that celebrated tome.
Complete with hundreds of beliefs and commentary about the chaotic world we've been living in, the book includes essays including:
WHEN THE WORLD IS ON FIRE, WHO CAN LAUGH ABOUT ANYTHING?
THE FEAR MONGERING WILL BEGIN BY HITTING THE PLAY BUTTON
PERFORMATIVE TRAUMA IS A DEVIL'S BARGAIN
YOUR LIFE IS NOT LIKE THE MOVIES
THE ERA OF UNRELENTING COMPARISON
CULTURE IN REAL TIME
IF THERE IS NO EVIL, HOW CAN THERE BE GOOD?
Hop on the couch or the toilet or some weird drinking game and dive in because BELIEF IS A BULLDOZER.