Humor

A witty, true life story of travels to the volcanic island of Lanzarote in the Canary Islands.

(NOTE: This book is satirical-comedy -- however, there are underlying truths somewhat concealed within one of its chapters, that may be discerned by some observant readers!) Book Description: INTRODUCTION Here again, I will be gracing another major subject with my irreproachable wisdom and my brain-flipping intelligence, in this 4,630 word book. I doubt that there is a single evolutionist who can match wits with me because I am a student of life and of nature. In this masterpiece book, I express my differences regarding Mr. Charles Darwin's "Theory of Evolution". I will not write about the detailed studies of cells and proteins that biologists, histologists or cytologists study and I will not write about ancient bones that scientists of anthropology, archeology or forensics study. No, I will stay with the more important aspects of 'what evolution claims', as opposed to the anti-evolution stance, which is of course, the correct one. How can I be sure that my stance of non-evolution beliefs is correct - one might ask? The answer is -- because I am Percyvelle Pennington the Third and my views contain no fallacies but are beacons of the truth and they cannot be faulted by even the most intelligent people from the evolution-theorist camp. I hereby grant you permission to proceed! DISCLAIMER: My written materials are not designed to contribute to any negative evolutionary changes to your physical body. TABLE OF CONTENTS CHAPTER 1: The Importance of Bananas and Monkeys Among Evolutionists CHAPTER 2: The Theory of Evolution Makes Money for Scientists CHAPTER 3: My Interview with Bigfoot ("I'm Not a Missing Link" He Says!) CHAPTER 4: If We're Animals We Shouldn't Have Morals In Conclusion ________________________________________ **The History Behind these Comedy/Satire Books: While my largest base of book titles are on health disorder subjects, I also have a significant number of business-related titles published, as well as many on Christian Bible theology. Some people may believe that an author who writes on serious subjects, should not write comedy books because this can discredit them to an extent. Why would this be the case? Should readers rather believe that serious subject writers like myself, who write on subjects such as Christian faith, cannot display the very human trait of a sense of humor? On another point I would mention that with these short humor books, I am also throwing the comedy at controversial subjects, which helps to quell the negative rhetoric they often produce (i.e. exaggerated male and female stereotypes, reviewer and author wars and evolution versus creationism). With them being so different from my serious subject books, I assigned a pen name to them as well, being "Percyvelle Pennington the Third" (also one via pen name: "Fredrick Doyle Wimberley"). He seems more like the guy who wrote them, than I do. Percy is a snide type guy and he is arrogant; traits that I hopefully never display in real life! He does make his points known in his memoirs but in strangely comical ways. A "cheerful heart is a good medicine" according to the Holy Bible, and "laughter is the best medicine" according to Reader's Digest. My thoughts were, that if I could take a few serious or controversial subjects via my compiled articles and create a little comedy from them that makes people smile or laugh, it would be something worth publishing. With the debates going on within these subjects, between people expressing the pros and cons of them, it is my hope that I can lighten the rhetoric a bit by injecting some humor into them. These booklets ARE NOT intended to offend anyone and if you'll notice, I make fun of everyone in them, via my alter writing personality -- Percy P. III (and Mr. Wimberley). It is my hope that readers find the medicine of laughter and cheer within the pages of them, so that they can escape the stressors of life for just a little while!

Ya sé, las cosas no deberían haber ocurrido de esa manera, sin embargo, así fue, y tú sólo deseaste que en ese momento la Tierra se abriera y te tragara de una buena vez, ¿cierto?No te preocupes por hacer el ridículo de vez en cuando, porque a todos les ha pasado, sólo que muy pocos se atreven a platicarlo.No te preocupes, ni te dé vergüenza ajena cada vez que alguien cercano se comporte de manera extraña, porque cada uno carga sus propias rarezas, y ni modo.No te preocupes si tu propio cuerpo te traiciona en el momento menos esperado, porque así es la vida, a cualquiera le puede suceder, y más vale que no te lo tomes tan en serio.No te preocupes si tienes que hacerle frente a alguna situación que se tuerce luego de una noche de fiesta, porque a veces puede no salir como la planeamos.No te preocupes si tuviste que descubrir por las malas la fragilidad de tu primer amor, ya llegará alguien en un futuro que de verdad te aprecie.No te preocupes si de pronto, y sin previo aviso, te conviertes en el centro de atención, pero no por las razones que más te gustarían.No te preocupes si alguien se aprovecha de tu novatez para dejarte mal parado, porque así es la vida, estés donde estés, siempre habrá quien disfrute ridiculizarte.No te preocupes si quieres quedar muy bien ante alguien, pero te esfuerzas con tal denuedo, que, por el contrario, quedas peor que si lo hubieras planeado a propósito.No te preocupes si cometiste alguna indiscreción que seguro te costará cara, ya que lo mejor será asumir la responsabilidad sin flagelarse demasiado. Así es la vida.No te preocupes si tuviste una infancia atolondrada, porque al final, esos recuerdos constituyen tu propia esencia, y más conviene que los atesores, porque te harán falta toda la vida.Acompáñame a rescatar algunas de mis experiencias más absurdas e incómodas, porque así te darás cuenta de que nada es perfecto, y de hecho, pocas veces las cosas se mantienen según lo esperado. Todos somos susceptibles de hacer tonterías y locuras, e incluso de pasar vergüenzas, la diferencia está en cómo se lo tome cada uno. Sea como sea, no te preocupes, así es la vida.

How do you peel a wet cat off your leg?What does Sasquatch do in his spare time?How many shoelaces are required to hold a VW together?What is the easiest way to catch a possum?Is it possible to have too much gravy?What is the most effective way of removing a squirrel from your room?Does kudzu have a reason for living?The answers to these and other troubling questions are in this book!

Positive brain awesome game. Suitable for adults. 6 puzzles per page. 250 sudoku killer puzzles 9x9 easy levels. 250 sudoku killer puzzles 9x9 medium levels. 250 sudoku killer puzzles 9x9 hard levels. 252 sudoku killer puzzles 9x9 extreme levels. Thick paper. Glossy cover. Killer Sudoku 9x9 (Sum-do-ku, Sums Number Place, Kikagaku Nampure, Sums Sudoku, Samunamupure) divided by a smaller square of 3x3 cells. The entire playing field consists of 81 cells. It is necessary to fill in empty cells with numbers from 1 to 9, each of the numbers should appear only once in each row, column and 3x3 square. The sum of all numbers in the cells indicated by dashed lines should correspond to the number printed in the corner. I hope you enjoy these puzzles. Best regards, Basford Holmes

Holmes presents a collection of classic sudoku to perfectly charge the mind. This is mental fitness and energy for the brain. KaKuro is a logical numerical puzzle, the mathematical equivalent of a crossword puzzle. In the cells it is necessary to place the numbers from 1 to 9, there are inactive cells (marked in black). In cells with given numerical values, the upper right value indicates the sum of the digits in the row, and the value from the lower left position is equal to the sum of the digits of the column below the cell. For example, the number 6 can be represented as a sum of 2 and 4 or 1 and 5; the same numbers (3 and 3) are not allowed.NUMBRICKS - A logical puzzle. It is a rectangular grid, in some cells of which there are numbers. It is required to fill empty cells in such a way that all numbers are connected in series, horizontally or vertically. Moving diagonally is not allowed.400 unique puzzles. + 500 sudoku and maze puzzles that can be downloaded and printed. All puzzles have only 1 proven solution. The answers are at the end of the book.This is a great book for spending free time. I hope you enjoy the book. Best regards, Basford Holmes

Very short stories, for busy bees, and those with limited attention spans.

Il TOP dei regali stupidi per amici e parenti!Ti meriti le giornate di merda? Assolutamente no, e lo sai bene. Quante volte ti capita di avere giornate così, in cui ti senti giù e vorresti rifugiarti sotto le coperte e dormire? Questo libro delle risposte non ha la chiave per vincere lo stress e la tristezza, ma ti aiuterà SENZ'ALTRO a svoltare almeno la giornata, facendoti guardare le cose con ottimismo e trasformando la sensazione di noia e di tristezza in una iniezione di pensiero positivo. Ci sono consigli di vario genere, attività da svolgere, illustrazioni da colorare e idee per vivere una giornata meno merdosa. Perfetto come idea regalo per amici che non si prendono troppo sul serio.ISTRUZIONI PER L'USO: Se stai vivendo una giornata di merda, scegli una pagina a caso e cerca di seguire il primo consiglio che ti capita. La serendipità (ti spiegherò nel libro cosa significa) è qualcosa in cui è bello credere, perché ti aiuta ad aprire la mente e a lasciarti andare anche quando ti poni degli ostacoli.L'AUTORE: Jason Fray Lang è un artista e scrittore che non ama apparire ma che ha sempre in tasca un buon consiglio: bisogna solo crederci davvero

Dr. Dreck strikes again! Chipped out of the ice and rejuvenated with a fresh jolt of electricity, he once again presents his fun and humorous essays on his favorite subject: monsters and monster related media. An avid fan of old and obscure B movies, the doctor doesn't look down his eyepatch on movies made on the cheap, but finds whatever enjoyment there is to be had from any one of them. So dive in and enjoy the glory of fandom from the addled brain of Dr. Dreck!

Pokémon: An Alternative DictionaryA Funny, Offbeat Take on Pokémon Character NamesHave you ever heard a pikachu?Do you ever feel pidgey?Have you ever done a kakuna?Can you recognize a shaymin?"Pidgey (adj.) A kind of low level unfocused grumpiness.""Kakuna (n.) A number of sneezes of such shuddering violence that people begin to doubt they are genuine."Shaymin (n.) Someone who predicts things so vaguely that it is hard for others to know if they got it right or wrong."Find new and fun meanings in the characters known and loved in the Pokémon world. This light hearted book will bring a wry smile to faces and delight fans of the series.

Knife-wielding school girls, scrotum-seeking school boys, back-stabbing bimbos...and some of the finest human beings this side of the globe! Yokohama has it all and Loco has lived it and is telling the tale, no holds-barred! Loco in Yokohama is your front row seat to peer through a secret window into the hilarity and the hell that is living, loving and teaching in Japan. If you're looking for a raw, undiluted, unequivocal account of life in the land of the rising sun, you're looking for Loco!

The perfect gift for any dad who loves telling jokes and being the comedian of the family. The jokes are great for little kids, teenagers, grandparents, coworkers, and basically anybody!Pick up a copy of Hundreds of Exceptionally Funny Dad Jokes if you want to . . .Have hundreds of clean, family-friendly jokes, puns, one-liners, and riddles at your fingertips.Get the ultimate present for Father's Day, Christmas or a birthday.Embarrass your kids with these ridiculous jokes.Have some laughs and fun in a squeaky clean way.Entertain the family on road trips or when camping.Be the funny dad.Here are a few of the gems from the book: "Q: Why was the cat disqualified from the competition?A: Because it was a cheetah." "Parallel lines have so much in common. It's too bad that they'll never meet." "Knock, knock.Who's there?Boo.Boo who?Don't cry. It's only a joke."This book is part of the Entertaining Books for Adults series.Get these funny dad jokes today! And then get ready for groans, chuckles, and embarrassed family members.

The Covid 19 pandemic brought about many changes around the world, including a reset for people like Jimmie. Feeling left out and abandoned, her desire to get OUT THERE and leave the old life behind has finally come. The door of opportunity opened.Keeping with her promise to share her couch surfing experience with everyone, she was persuaded to start writing instead of recording.Upon first setting out she'd dreamed to be traveling the high road, but that dream would be quickly redirected to a more purposeful route.Through Gods leading she finds the need to help heal those on this path first. Relinquishing her previous comforts, she experiences the funny side of God, and his ability to hide in the details.

Don't read this in bed!Especially if you're lying beside your sleeping spouse.Or while you're eating breakfast.Or at work.Or at the library.Or any other time where silence is golden or you have your mouth full.Hi! I'm Jessie Gussman and I get emails all the time from people who spewed their coffee/half-chewed toast/cereal out all over their e-reader. Or who woke up their spouse while reading my newsletter because they were laughing so hard. Or who save my emails until they get home from work because they don't have the kind of job where howling and rolling on the floor is acceptable conduct.But not every story in this book is laugh-out-loud funny.Some of them will make you cry.Some will make you think.And some of them will make you shake your head and wonder how in the world someone like me has made it through life without being put in a straight jacket and carted away.Not even close. I get paid to write love stories.Lol Life is weird, I agree.I'm a wife, mother and farmer by day, romance novelist by night and in my spare time, I write about my life from prison.Kidding about the prison part. (At the time of this writing, anyway. No one has figured out if there was actually a body in the car that's buried in my dad's back yard - that story's in the book, along with the time I caught myself on fire and my kid was laughing too hard to blow me out, how to charge a 1600 pound, angry mama cow (and why you'd want to), odd Amish courting rituals (involving frogs), and how not to fall out of your husband's Peterbilt as he's driving down the interstate.)There is a lot of faith, family and fun in my fiction books, and WARNING: my real life has a ton of all that, too.But life on the farm is not always fun. Sometimes it's hard and sometimes it hurts and those stories are in here, too.Thanks so much for choosing to spend a little time with me today!Love, Jessie"I wake up each Tuesday looking forward to your emails. They are so uplifting and inspiring not mention hysterical. You uplift and make me snort with laughter at the same time.""I just want you to know how much I love to live through your humorous, well told antics of living on a chicken farm! It is a real look into a life I truly love to hear about. There is no doubt of your writing talent to be sure!" "Thank you for making my day and making me think in turns. I'm just glad I wasn't eating that chicken queso soup that is thawing out in my kitchen while I was reading about your lunch conversation! You had me busting out laughing!...and right after you had me thinking about accepting all the joy and pain in life with grace. Thank you for being you." "You took a break from the newsletter then came back first with Wacko making me laugh for a good fifteen minutes then with a sermon on good books that made me cry with its accuracy!" "Look forward to Tues mornings. So uplifting and amusing.""I've read your newsletter over twice and still bust out laughing when you talk about the conversation you and Watson had in the restaurant."

Are you looking for an unusual gift for Christmas?Do You want to show your originality and sense of humor?Then you are in the right place!"Christmas Farting Cats Coloring Book" is a book that will allow you to relax after a hard day's work.You will color funny pictures of cats, thanks to which you will get rid of stress and you will feel fun!Specification: - 100 high quality pages- Hand-drawn pictures- 49 funny cats to color- Great fun guaranteed!Don't hesitate and order now!

Perfect Gift for a Golfer or Golf Lover!Ideal jokes to tell on the course or in the clubhouse!Full color golf related pictures and jokes on every pageThere is one golf related joke on each page the rest are hilarious puns and one liners Get Your Copy Now!

The perfect gift for anyone who loves puns, or the perfect coffee table book to spark an interesting discussion. Everyone will thank you for gracing them with this punny piece.

Vol. 7 of the comedy series In the Interests of Comedy by Simenona Martinez

Mittens Peed in moms laptop case. Benny rubbed dead racoon all over his face. Alex bit off your left pinky toe. Polly chewed your eye and even swallowed. Fluffy can't stop bringing home dead birds. Homer ate too many animal turds. Barbie coughed up a lot of hairballs. This dog got anxious and scratched up a wall. Bo-bo always smells like piss. Rex is about to have a meeting with dads fists. This cat attacked your pet hamster named Duke. We're putting Chucky down because he always pukes. Kramer went to the pound for having smelly shits. This cat is in trouble for throwing hissy fits. Foster Stained the freshly cleaned carpet. Mimi shreds everything we bring home from the market. Cody drags his dirty ass on the clean floor. Tigger hides dead rodents behind the closet door. Winston tore off your moms pretty face. Tony ate the dog. so we sent him to a nice place.

Who doesn't have a story about their dogs? The author has as many stories as he has had dogs. And that's a lot! The Rescue Dogs included German Shepherds, a Labradoodle, a Miniature Pinscher, a Pomeranian, a German Shorthair Pointer, Cocker Spaniels, Shih Tzus and mixed breeds that included a Bull Mastiff cross, a Border Collie cross and varieties in between. Some were well bred but others needed a lot of attention...He is by no means an expert, as much as an expert witness to what all those rascals did to amuse and entertain him. His book is a tribute to all those faithful friends that showed him the importance of building trust in any relationship, and how to find solace when there is chaos all around. His compassion for all animals is shown by some of the opinions he has provided in this book.Read this memoir devoted to his life with those crazy canines who tried to keep him sane.It is not known if they succeeded...

An adult and (sometimes VERY) graphic writing prompt book. If you have a twisted sense of humor and love to write than this book is for you!

TJ Plays Ball is a children's book following the journey of Terrell Proctor Jr. being introduced to the broad variety of styles, sizes, and functions of different balls by his loving Grandmother. Will TJ be able to play with every single ball by the end of the day? Find out in this loving story about a little black boy who wants to just have fun.

Una novel-la feroçment divertida. Humor, amor sense ximpleries i intriga en estat pur.OPINIONS DE CLIENTS: Per Andrés.Molt bona. És millor que el primer llibre. Moltes vegades costa desenvolupar noves trames o bé es fan repetitives. Però no és el cas.Sempre he pensat que si Santiago Segura, o altres directors de cinema espanyols, llegiren aquest tipus d'històries intentarien comprar els drets. Per Isabel.Totalment recomanable.No m'ha decebut en absolut aquesta segona part, al contrari, m'ha enganxat exactament igual que la primera. M'agraden moltíssim els personatges, tant els que ja coneixíem com els nous. Per Juan MallolsPerfecte.M'ha semblat genial, una segona part excepcional i molt recomanable sobretot si has llegit la primera. Plena de divertides situacions en uns escenaris corrents i recognoscibles. Per Jose.Divertit.És la comèdia més divertida de la temporada. No us la podeu perdre. Els personatges cobren vida. L'autor.Ara sí, et deixe amb aquesta colla de bojos meravellosos que són els personatges d'aquesta novel-la.

We are exposed to nonsense in the form of nursery rhymes from an early age. A little later in life, we come upon such books as Alice's Adventures in Wonderland and perhaps Edward Lear's A Book of Nonsense or Baum's The Wonderful Wizard of Oz and we don't think twice about their colorful dream-like settings and their whimsical nonsense. We come upon humor magazines and comics and we learn of the antics of Monty Python and others on television. The point is that nonsense humor has a long tradition not only in our culture, but also in our lives. Nonsense and Peppermilk is at least as nonsensical as the above, if not more so. The characters are roughly sketched, and fly by and change often as if they were part of a wild dream. The plots also change, as if they cannot decide on where exactly they are going. And yet there is a string, a golden thread, either in the book or in our mind that seems to give it meaning. Filled with puns and jokes, word play and surreal images, this book contains no extremely foul language or ideas, so it would be safe for children. Nonsense and Peppermilk is meant to be humorous - good clean fun for everyone of any age.

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The first book published by everybody's favourite hyperliterate Glaswegian Tourettist gay dad, that tirelessly scribbling scriptomaniac to whom circumspection is alien and discretion is an abstract, is a series of essays on topics of personal interest as diverse as the British domestic energy market, canine husbandry, faith healing, the Royal Family, getting the snip (thank God for commas, what what!), and the hazards of dating in middle age - I know, trying to date the right sex would have helped, I suppose! - and so, so, Just SO much more! Enjoy!

How is Ingrid related to Elsa and Anna? By what name is Prince Charming known in Storybrooke? Who brought magic to Storybrooke? Amaze your friends and family with all things related to the Once Upon a Time TV series! If you know your TV series, there are 100 questions sure to riddle even the most die hard fan! Ready to take the challenge? Once Upon a Time Trivia Quiz Book today!

More than 700 mistakes and bits of trivia from all 23 of Marvel's Infinity Saga movies, including over 70 images. Plot holes, behind the scenes info, continuity mistakes and cameos.Avengers: Endgame: In the final battle, Wasp and Ant-Man are in the van trying to get the quantum tunnel operational. We cut back to the fight and we can see Ant-Man there too, fighting in his giant form.The Incredible Hulk: Paul Soles, who portrays the character Stanley, was the voice of Dr. Bruce Banner for the 1966 cartoon of The Incredible Hulk. The name "Stanley" is itself likely a reference to Hulk co-creator Stan Lee.Iron Man 2: In the scene where Mickey Rourke is in the laboratory discussing how long it will take him to reproduce the robots, his glasses change position from him wearing them or not throughout the conversation.Captain America: The Winter Soldier: At the end on Nick Fury's gravestone, under his name is the passage from Ezekiel 25:17: "The path of the righteous man is beset..." This was the start of a big monologue made famous by Samuel L Jackson in Pulp Fiction.Spider-Man: Homecoming: The ferry splits in half down the middle, enough so the water is flooding in dramatically as the split grows. There is no possible way that the two halves of the ferry could have remained afloat like that. It would have sunk immediately.Thor: Ragnarok: When Thor is strapped in the chair we can hear the music from the original Charlie and the Chocolate Factory; specifically an instrumental version of Pure Imagination.