Letters to Jennifer

How do you peel a wet cat off your leg?
What does Sasquatch do in his spare time?
How many shoelaces are required to hold a VW together?
What is the easiest way to catch a possum?
Is it possible to have too much gravy?
What is the most effective way of removing a squirrel from your room?
Does kudzu have a reason for living?
The answers to these and other troubling questions are in this book!