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A witty look at the strange world of inter-dimensional missions, the Devil's Diplomatic Dictionary brings a light hearted laugh to the world of diplomacy, providing funny definitions of the most common terms and phrases of dipspeak, the foreign language spoken by all diplomats, and only diplomats. Wittastic!

Hedgehog Art Though the Ages is a humorous and lovely book. This amusing work of fictional art history features various inspiring works of art with hedgehogs as the key theme. The book includes over forty amazing, adorable, and delightful works from the Renaissance, Baroque, Neoclassical, Romantic and Modern periods, as well as sections on Americana and Japanese art. With lighthearted and amusing commentary on each art period along with descriptions and commentary on each artwork focusing on the history of hedgehogs in art, this book is sure to amuse and delight students of art history, fans of hedgehogs, and a general audience of all ages.

Over the years, Boris Johnson has become one of the best known faces in British politics, with his unorthodox style and regular blunders. To some he is a loveable buffoon who can't help but keep putting his foot in it; to others he is an evil genius, strategically playing the fool in an effort to win the nation's hearts.Whatever their opinion of Boris, most would probably agree that characters like him at least help to keep the world of politics an interesting one. Here are some of the best snippets by and about him.

Sometimes it takes a little Shroomz to see life's true colors. Shroomz by Colorfool is an adult coloring book for adults who are really just big kids, or who are just really high. Featuring 50 wild and wonderful illustrations of weird and whimsical characters, tripping their brains out on magic mushrooms.And if that's not trippy enough for ya, the illustrations were all created using Artificial Intelligence. Turns out robots trip, too. Who knew?Just like magic mushrooms, coloring is a fantastic way to relieve stress and reduce anxiety. So don't be afraid to lose your mind--just take your time and color it all in!50 Fun & Unique Pages To Color.Beautiful AI Generated ArtworkBlack-Back-Pages so No Bleed-through.Better than actual drugs. Sometimes.Probably won't cause brain damage

The birth of a baby is normally the cause for major celebration in all families. In this instance, the joy was matched with an equal dose of relief, since both parents had survived the worst that the Second World War could throw at them, and were looking forward to a return to civilian life with their newborn son. On his discharge from the armed forces, the father said his goodbyes to his in-laws and started the long journey back to the ancestral tribe in Wales, with his wary wife and indifferent son in tow. He looked forward to the forthcoming reunion with those of his brothers who had stayed at home to help run the family business. There is little doubt that they too were looking forward to smoking the pipe of peace and burying the hatchet - in him. It was a large family and they had all suffered the rough and tumbles of living in it. War had been a relief. The newly anointed Mother Tumbler came from a more genteel family background in Kent, but it was not entirely a normal household; suffice it to say that her parents had bought a new three bedroom semi-detached house in the 1930s, and the first thing that was added to it was a sign on the vehicle gate indicating where the Tradesman's Entrance was located. Father Tumbler was perplexed by the behaviour of this strange creature that he had sired. In reality, father and son had inherited a defective gene that made them behave in an amoral way; that is to say, each could distinguish right from wrong, but neither cared about the consequences of taking either route. When faced with a dilemma or opportunity, anyone around them could unpredictably suffer or be amused; it was pot luck. As life unfolds, the growing boy encounters and deals with a series of unfortunate events, the majority of them amusing and others surrounded by pathos. Witnessing the ongoing drama from the sidelines, an increasingly stressed mother makes her presence felt as she despairingly tries to cope with the gruesome twosome. This is an uplifting and humorous tale of a passage through life. It is also a warning to teachers everywhere.

Life experiences can have a profound impact on one's future. Positive experiences such as receiving praise for accomplishments or overcoming challenges can build self-confidence and motivation, leading to a higher likelihood of success in future endeavors. On the other hand, negative experiences such as trauma or failure can lead to feelings of self-doubt and fear of failure, which can hinder one's ability to take risks and pursue goals. Additionally, experiences with family, friends, and society can shape one's values, beliefs, and worldview, influencing important life decisions such as career paths, relationships, and personal goals. Therefore, it is important to acknowledge and reflect on past experiences, both positive and negative, in order to understand how they may be impacting present and future choices.

The professional American football team now known as the Los Angeles Chargers previously played in San Diego, California as the San Diego Chargers from 1961 to 2017 before relocating back to Los Angeles where the team played their inaugural season. The Chargers franchise relocated from Los Angeles to San Diego in 1961. The Chargers' first home game in San Diego was at Balboa Stadium against the Oakland Raiders on September 17, 1961. Their final game as a San Diego-based club was played at Qualcomm Stadium in San Diego at the end of the 2016 season against the Kansas City Chiefs, who defeated them 37-27. You can find many things in this book

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Paul Rance of Peace & Freedom Press and booksmusicfilmstv.com rediscovered Edward Lear in 2009, and began creating his own nonsense creatures - in the form of illustrations and limericks. Here, in this updated edition, are the first 24 limericks, which should appeal to children aged 3 to 120. Originally published on Associated Content they are now only available through Amazon. 1. The Lesser Striped & Spotted Buttbird of Maine 2. The Crabimal of London 3. The Facefish of Hawaii 4. The Ski Parrot of Miami 5. The Giraffeosaur of Cape Town 6. The Picasso Cat of Madrid 7. The Tennielanian Lobster of Bristol 8. The Helicopter Bull of Hereford 9. The Unicorn Dog of Brussels 10. The Dolphizard of Long Island 11. The Crosseyed Elephantfish of Hartlepool 12. The Three Humped Camel Car of Cairo 13. The Kissing Fish of Kansas 14. The Fighting Squirrel of Luton 15. The Bigfooted Winged Wolf of New Jersey 16. The Kitebird of Kentucky 17. The Pirate Bat of Plymouth 18. The Panda Ballerina of Peterborough 19. The Soccer Playing Seahorse of Spalding 20. The Laidback Ant of Arizona 21. The Hippie Snail of San Francisco (naturally) 22. The Timid Limbed Snake of Tucson 23. The Burnley Bee Man 24. Slug Chick Lorraine

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This is a collection of some personal quotes and ideas, well almost personal, some i got from friends or apply more to people in my surrounding. It is a book with some daily life sarcastic sentences to give you a bit of a giggle for 50 days.Hopefully it also gives you some insights, idears or motivations

In the town of Normal, Pennsylvania, there's a little green church at the corner of Wilson and Elm... So begins each story of the misadventures of the congregation, clergy, and staff of a small town church. "The Apostles Ate Stew" collects stories of Easter and springtime. You'll read about the Lenten travails of Pastor Henry O'Donnell when his wife insists he give up unhealthy food, the unexpected chaos that arises whenever dedicated Sunday school teacher Karen Winslow throws a children's Easter party, and the trials that an especially cold morning can cause for a sunrise service. Several stories tell of how the church recovers from a minor flood, including a pancake breakfast fundraiser that presents an unexpected miracle for the small congregation to interpret. Through it all Pastor O'Donnell's teenage daughter, Katie, alternately embarrasses and is embarrassed by her father. No matter what denomination you are, if you attend a church you'll undoubtedly relate to the holiday chaos at the Little Green Church in Normal, Pennsylvania.

Meet the man Dave Barry called "My idol." No. Really! Have you ever wondered what it was like to watch one of your children run for President?Do you, or someone you love, suffer from an addiction to donuts?Has an inept plumber ever escalated matters from bad to worse at your home?Do you dream of writing the world's greatest "How to" book, but don't know where to start?Is it possible for a common layperson (who barely made passing grades in science) to discover a previously unknown medical syndrome? If you answered Yes, No, or Maybe to any of these questions, this is the book for you. This collection of hilarious short stories and essays will take you on a wild ride from medical mishaps, to failing fishermen, GPS goofballs, and painful politicians. Along the way you'll meet people who talk too much, think too much, and eat too many deep-fried, sugar-coated pastries. Pull up a comfortable chair and learn the secrets of mediocrity from the Master of Laziness and Procrastination. He'll teach you how not to skin a skunk, why Classic is better than old, and who to blame when items around your home come up missing. Meet Rachel Crofton, creator of the revolutionary new diet, The Food Triangle. Get in on the secrets of how to properly select and care for peeves as pets. Discover what you should expect your teenage daughter to learn in Driver's Ed, and how to cope with pressure of a mother in-law named Cruella. This book may not cure all the world's problems, but it is guaranteed to provide hours of stress-free entertainment and laugh out loud moments. Even the most irritable funny bones will be tickled with delight. Praise for The Perils of Heavy Thinking I got your book yesterday and have been laughing and reading, reading and laughing ever since. And frankly, Russell, I'm in awe. Aside from being one of the most satisfyingly funny books I've read in just about ever, I gotta say, you're writing is tighter than Kim Novak's face. I am so happy to have a signed copy of the Special Author's Edition (and thank you so much for that!) because I predict it will be worth something someday (especially if Kim Novak gets another face lift). When I'm done enjoying it, The Perils of Heavy Thinking by Russell Gayer will take it's rightful place on the hallowed shelf I dedicate to my collection of Robert Benchley books. Okay, I'm going to get back to reading now. Linda, California Russell Gayer's The Perils of Heavy Thinking is a laugh-out-loud, honk-like-a-goose, and snort-through-your-nose kind of book. To describe Gayer as a sick puppy or certifiable is to not do him justice. This is, after all, the man Dave Barry once casually -- and incautiously -- referred to as his "idol." And that's the truth -- I was there when poor Mr. Barry, no neophyte when it comes to lunacy himself, said so. All in all, it's safe to say that The Perils of Heavy Thinking is a comic blast of a book - but be forewarned: you read it at the risk of your own sanity! J. B. Hogan, Arkansas

Navigating the dating pool after divorce is not fun. It's disorientating, like someone has spun you around until you're dizzy and then drops you in a foreign land, blindfolded, wearing earmuffs, and tells you to find your way. The author uses her sense of humor to bring readers on a sampling of dates and relatable experiences, so singles feel that they aren't alone in the sea of contaminated fish. Her experiences will convince any couple contemplating divorce to just work it out once they know what they are facing on the dark side, and then everyone lives happily ever after.

That's Just Wrong 2! is the second short collection of sketch comedy by Emmy-nominated writer Charles Horn (Robot Chicken, Robot Chicken: Star Wars). These sketches have brought the house down in numerous theaters and sketch comedy festivals. From dating to pregnancy to money to divorce to telepathy to hypnotism and much more, we invite you to laugh along with some more of the finest and best-written sketch comedy around. Contains 10 original sketches.

I work with the world's most unintentionally hilarious woman. We'll call her Elsie W. What you are about to read is true, only the names have been changed to protect the author from certain unemployment. This is my job. This is the life I live.Someone help me!

THESE short stories were written mostly during Covid as an escape to the 'office' upstairs from the clutches of the pandemic.Almost all of them started with a thought from the past, a character or a situation. I just bashed away on my ancient Apple Mac until I got some kind of twist in the tale. After four or five stories I realised they were all light and positive, and how I had no time at all for the 'dark' that many people seem to prefer these days. All the scenarios are fictitious but I've used two or three names from the distant past. I hope, in particular, that Christopher Hadley is alive and well, and won't mind at all. Google bore no fruit. During this time of polarised love and the other thing, I hope the stories make you feel a little bit better in yourself.

A light-hearted look at growing old and older

There are 15 people buried underground for every 1 person living. The living are outnumbered and the dead are killing us. Kelly Mitchell takes a Tour of Insanity in the business of dying and discusses alternative methods to dispose of your dead body in a way that leaves the world better than you found it. This book provides practical solutions for your final disposition as well as the insane history surrounding what has been done with bodies and what is being done with bodies. You may never drink tap water or take your kids to a park again. You're welcome.

The ABC Book of Phobias is exactly what it sounds like. Everybody is afraid of something, but these fears have names. This is the perfect book to leave laying around for your friends to pick up.

A collection of humor related to dads and dogs and occasionally other things too.

Pure whimsy. Men will view "Funny, Laughy, Sexy" as a serious examination of their behavior in the pursuit of sex under the guise of courtship, while women will see the truth; an idiot on the prowl. It's irreverent, ridiculous, unlikely and shallow, but funny. Give yourself a break from the seriousness of the dance between the sexes and laugh at us as we try to navigate what drives the two species of humankind on their way to creating little people. The author's first choice of title was "Improbable Miscalculations in the Pursuit of Women" but he thought that was too honest. Enjoy.

A collection of aphorisms and essays about life, the world in general, and a bunch of diff stuff. It's a fun mixture of philosophy and comedy. Good times!! www.MeaninglessMagazine.com.

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Es bien sabido que la risa es muy beneficiosa para nuestra salud. Algunas de sus virtudes se enumeran a continuación: Coadyuvante en el tratamiento de la depresión y la angustia.Estimula la secreción de adrenalina, lo que mejora la imaginación y la creatividad.Hace que el cuerpo segregue endorfinas, que actúan como sedantes para el cerebro. Se pueden comparar con fármacos naturales, no nocivos y sin efectos secundarios que podemos conseguir tan fácilmente como reírnos, y que nos provocan un efecto analgésico;Es un ejercicio interesante en el que intervienen unos cuatrocientos músculos, entre los que se encuentran algunos que sólo se ejercitan a través de la risa. Por estos motivos, las bromas no solo sirven para pasar un buen rato, sino que también inciden positivamente en nuestra salud y la de los que nos rodean.Un dato importante que hay que tener en cuenta es que la risa no solo ayuda a la salud física sino también a la salud psicológica. Entonces podemos decir que un país que ríe es un país en el buen camino.

A dog watches a squirrel walk across a telephone wire and explode, the premise of all science fiction movies is ruined, the cute blond girl at the record store turns out to be a major pothead and a planet killing, comet is heading towards the earth. All of this is witnessed by Casper Cornbregger in just the first chapter of Why Did the Chicken Cross the Universe?Casper and the residents of Peppermill, California become the bull's-eye of the world as an impending apocalypse flip flops into action in a series of hilarious events guaranteed to make you laugh out loud, pee your pants, guffaw or at least smile...you android, you.Filled with a bizarro bevy of buffoons all trying to save the world in their own way, Why Did the Chicken Cross the Universe? tries to realistically address how a science fiction plot would happen, while throwing an occasional monkey wrench at the head of one of the thousands of monkey's on a thousand typewriters working on this series. Look what critics are saying: "I HAVEN'T READ IT YET"-Some person reading this."BEST NOVEL, EVAH!"-The author, Alexander G.J."STOP BOTHERING ME!"-Critics

Are you looking for some under the influence fun? You have come to the right place!Put your earbuds in, pick your favorite music, and enjoy the ride!Grab your crayons and some snacks! 30 Designs to keep you entertained.

Earthbound Misfits A laugh-out-loud look at the misplaced values of a floundering generation.Edward O'Leary is a middle-aged divorcee stuck in a mediocre job. His inability to live up to his deceased father's expectations has crippled his maturation. Originally from affluence, the family fortune as since dwindled, forcing Edward to make a living as a carpenter. It's an honest job offering modest wages. Whatever supplemental income Edward can scrimp and save goes to pay child support to his two children and alimony to his spiteful ex-wife.Edward grew up in an opulent neighborhood in New York. His father's ex business partner, Remy McAllister (a corrupt lawyer) and his family, still live across the street from Edward's former residence. To this day, his best friends remain Pat Keenan and the three McAllister brothers still living at the same address.Into their late thirties and early forties, suffering from Peter Pan Syndrome, the McAllister brothers never grew up. Remy's wife, Tatiana, an established lawyer in her own right, did the best she could raising the three rug rats, but perhaps she pampered them too much. She is a quirky, frail chain-smoker who, wears a black trench coat while outdoors. Her appearance resembles a witch.Ralph "Roofie" McAllister is the oldest of the McAllister children. A forty-two year old, 6'4" drug-dealer, he supplements his income by selling marijuana to the locals. This massive, hairy human is a cross between a grizzly bear and a sumo wrestler.The middle child, Dexter McAllister, is one chromosome short of a full deck. He's portly and balding. This martial arts and weight-lifting enthusiast spends most of his time watching the popular Spanish channel, Telemundo, with his Rottweiler, Princess and Pong, a Vietnamese exchange student visiting the McAllister's for the summer. Dexter's girlfriend, Mary, works as a stripper at a gentleman's club.The baby of the Family, Charlie McAllister, is tall, lanky and clumsy. This amateur daredevil thinks he's from the hood and speaks in a slang dialect. He spends most of his days organizing Motocross jousting competitions that take place in the McAllister's back yard. Charlie has trouble with authority figures, has many run-ins with the law, and it's his father's law connections that keep him out of prison.Eventually, the McAllister family fortune is squandered, causing the splintered family to fend for themselves. Tatiana tries to keep the family unit together, but it's difficult after she catches her husband in an extra-marital affair and her marriage to Remy collapses. The three boys are ill-equipped to make it in the real world. Roofie, in desperation, falsely confesses to a brutal crime that extradites him to a foreign country. While in Norway, the eldest McAllister takes full advantage of the amenities offered by the country's lenient penal system. His prison is more like a four-star hotel than a correctional facility. Edward, being the perpetual Samaritan, flies to Norway in a vain attempt to save Roofie, but is friend beyond redemption?Told strictly from Ed's point of view, he shares his adventures experienced with the McAllister brothers.Also in best romantic comedy books 2015, falling upward study guide, marriage equality love wins, relationships during incarceration, funny books on tape, falling in love with Jesus workbook & taking a chance on love music.

A is for A**hole is Matthew James' response to questions no one has ever asked: questions such as "Why isn't there an alphabet book for adults?" and "Why can't an alphabet book be a little more vulgar and hilarious?" A is for A**hole is sure to put a smile on your face and to bring out your inner child. Covering a wide range of letters - from A all the way through Z - Matthew James takes a deep dive into a shallow pool.