Hound of the Biscuit Barrel

A dark comedy, detective thriller with a noir heart.... and lots of tinsel. The SHERLOCK HOLMES and Dr WATSON - of the 21st Century... probably not, but at least they're trying.SAUCY, SHOCKING, and strange doings are afoot in the small town of Broston, but have no fear, for FAST LUKE and TAXI SAM are here ... as long as there's a few bob in it for them.FEAR, FLEE AND FROLLIC with FAST LUKE and TAXI SAM as they FIGHT CRIME, MONSTERS and GOOD TASTE.THRILL at the MURDER, MAYHEM and craven use of innuendo.BEWARE ! there's sure to be DARK DEEDS, DEATH, VIOLENCE and CUSTARD CREAMS before bedtime, in this fast-paced adventure with... TAXI SAM - the world's first crime fighting taxidermist, man of ACTION, and distinct BODY ODOUR, tells of his battles with the sinister, HONOURABLE FELLOWSHIP of UPRIGHT GENTLEMEN, with his loud and proud, shark-witted companion- the fabulous, not for the faint-hearted, bouffant-haired, nemesis of crime, FAST LUKE - part-time postman, full-on icon of utter, gorgeousness. WITNESS the wonder of Monkey Scarf violence, the HORROR beneath the church, the PLIGHT of the BLISTER SISTERS, the blight of SCRAPE, the devastation of the Chihuahuas, the idiocy of the PRAWN, the CORRUPTION of the BULL, and the deftness of TAXI SAM as he dispatches villains to meet their maker, and builds decorative home furnishings out of roadkill. FUROCIOUS, FUNNY and FLUID... just how you like it. SAUCY.