Southern Fried Sass Collection

Welcome to Hairy Wart, Luuueeesiana. The tofu's southern fried, and the Soul Food's vegetarian ~ 'Cause it's just not right to eat your friends.
Here they are! The first THREE stories in the Southern Fried Sass series - all in one place!
Bubble, bubble, you got trouble?
Don'tcha worry. Don'tcha fret. We'll be there on the double.
No job too big. No villain too crazy. We're Southern Fried Sass!
Somebody wake up Daisy!
OH! And most importantly, (At least in their minds.) meet the DRAGONETTES!
Livin', breathin', smokin' proof that it's not the size of the scales but the SASS in the flames that makes the Guardsma...ahem, I mean, Guardswoman.
Take a load off. Put your feet up.
And enjoy! XOXO Julia