The Big Book of THE: (or, "THE Through THE Ages")

This book is a work of the THE -- THE complete, exhaustive THE. THE names, characters, places and incidents are either the product of THE author's imagination, or simple a finite, definite article run amok. Any resemblance to actual indefinite figures of speech, living or dead, or to actual events or locales or whether or not this is a demonstrative adjective -- or simply "some kind of adjective" -- are entirely coincidental and rather argumentative. Erumpent grammarians and english-lit aficionados all revel and cheer. THE crowd goes wild.