The Monstosaurus

Dyspepsia is an ordinary little girl with an extraordinary name. Her mam thought it smart and cool-without quite knowing what it meant.

Her friend Spookie is an undead quantum cat. Once she belonged to Prof Schrodinger-until the RSPCA took her away. She desperately wants to be ordinary too, and they go for a walk in the park. There the friends find a tiny bone sticking out of the ground...

It's the tip of the tail of the Biggest Dinosaur Ever, and they get an EU grant to excavate it. But to dig it up, Sunderland city centre must first come down.

And it won't stop there...