The Princess and the Plumber

Princess Tundra, who was the ugliest and fattest teen in any kingdom, almost succumbed to a flawed beauty remedy. Trapped in a trance caused by a potion, she had gone most of a year without food. Aside from becoming slim, the rare and precious Halle-berry - the only anti-dote, left Tundra with clear, smooth, and tanned skin. She awoke as the very fairest in the land; that is when the term, Beauty Sleep began.
'Meredith, the nanny, helped the princess out of bed and into a bath. Her legs were still a bit weak, so she had to be carried; something that before would have been impossible without a dozen servants or more. It was then that Tundra realized she was less than half the girl she had once been. She mustered the courage to have a full-length mirror brought in. She just stood there in shock and awe over the beautiful image she saw. "Is this really me? How can this be? It is as if I am looking at someone else. I am as small as an elf!" She stood there bare in front of the mirror for so long admiring herself, Meredith was afraid she would take a chill and fall ill.'
When Snow White's evil stepmother's looking glass fell into the possession of Sheila, (a ravishing brunette, barely twenty-something, anemic, bulimic, former high school cheerleader), and declared 'Tundra' to be the fairest of them all, she became the target of the evil vixen, determine to do her in. Lotsa Linguine, an overweight made man, with various body parts thrown together by an amateur physician, was hired by Sheila to kill the princess.
Madge, a part-time prophetess, manicurist, and unlicensed beautician, hired temporarily until the king could find a real magician. While he was asleep during a manicure, on a whim, Madge painted his finger and toenails hot-pink. She was only spared punishment when she started receiving visions predicting harm would come to Tundra.
The final vision, '... A fatal punch in the face will be the heir's fate if her hero is too late.' Read to learn what happens.