The Proctologist's Daughter

THE PROCTOLOGIST'S DAUGHTER takes a comedic look at the film noir of the 1940's. Baroness Von Cobra, the epitome of the "dragon lady" of that genre, is a spy for the Third Reich and from her mansion high atop the Hollywood Hills she runs her operation and reports directly to Berlin. Her home is a nest of Nazis, a gorilla and a cobra named Adolph. Otto Papschmier, her faithful servant, and Frau Schnapps, her deviously clever housekeeper, assist in the villainy. The Baroness is assigned to uncover the whereabouts of a secret weapon Berlin is anxious to get its hands on, but all attempts are foiled by Dick Palmer, a cool secret agent for the Allied Secret Service (ASS) and his girlfriend, Velma Lombard the Woolworth's saleslady and wannabe movie star. All the characters are pretty much Hollywood stock. In fact, there is not an once of realism, just cliché and a lot of fun-filled shtick. And the Baroness has a shocking surprise!