The Ultimate Zombie Hunter's Handbook

You should never steal a car with a zombie
in the trunk. And, if a frozen zombie falls out of the
freezer portion of the refrigerator and thaws before you
decide what to do, hop on your Segway and blow your zombie
whistle. In The Ultimate Zombie Hunter's
Handbook authors Matthew Collins and Geoffrey
Collins have provided a comprehensive "how-to" guide for
dealing with zombies.
Through a series of lessons,
illustrations, and lists, The Ultimate Zombie
Hunter's Handbook:
¿ Defines and
describes zombies and their threat
¿ Describes
typical human responses to zombies
¿ Suggests when
"to throw in the towel" when faced by a zombie
¿
Recommends appropriate weapons
¿ Provides
information for preparing for a zombie invasion
¿
Supplies ideas for applying this new knowledge to tactical
situations
So when you're about to turn on the
washing machine and you see pale zombie feet shuffling past
your basement windows and hear a crash as something comes
through the doors, you will know exactly what to do.