Bang Bang You're Alive

Novella 1 Jonesy's memories are vague. A voice overhead is saying he's neither live nor dead. He's expected to play a strange game involving pleasing some women. Things seem strange and bleak. That doesn't mean things can't get weirder, and a heck of a lot more fun. There are four rounds to these games, and each one is a bit more extreme than the one before. Novella 2 Jonesy is back. But this time he's the host of the games. And nine nerds have been brought in to compete against each other. With little to no sexual experience, three of these men will win and be offered a prize beyond their wildest dreams. The other six will have to die, but don't worry, they'll get to have fun along the way.