Chess Jokes

Chess Jokes is the biggest collection of original puns ever published on the subject, including references to grandmasters, moves, games, events and puzzles. Suitable for all ages, this book includes broad jokes for everybody to those that only superfans will understand. Jokes such as... What furniture do all stalemates take place on? A chess of drawers What do you call a chess player who spans across the generations?
A Grandadmaster
I'm very happy with my chess development. In my latest correspondence game I was finally able to exclaim that "the check's in the mail".
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Yifan.
Yifan who?
No. Hou Yifan! My last game was like an audit. All checks and balances.