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How to Be a Footballer

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**Winner of the 2018 Telegraph Sports Book Awards Sports Bestseller of the Year**''Very funny on almost every page, wonderfully self-deprecating and very sharp on the ludicrous behaviour of the modern player'' - Sunday Times ''The funniest man in British sport'' - Metro Featured on BBC Radio 2 with Chris Evans You become a footballer because you love football. And then you are a footballer, and you’re suddenly in the strangest, most baffling world of all. A world where one team-mate comes to training in a bright red suit with matching top-hat, cane and glasses, without any actual glass in them, and another has so many sports cars they forget they have left a Porsche at the train station. Even when their surname is incorporated in the registration plate. So walk with me into the dressing-room, to find out which players refuse to touch a football before a game, to discover why a load of millionaires never have any shower-gel, and to hear what Cristiano Ronaldo says when he looks at himself in the mirror. We will go into post-match interviews, make fools of ourselves on social media and try to ensure that we never again pay £250 for a haircut that should have cost a tenner. We’ll be coached and cajoled by Harry Redknapp, upset Rafa Benitez and be soothed by the sound of an accordion played by Sven-Goran Eriksson’s assistant Tord Grip. There will be some very bad music and some very bad decisions. I am Peter Crouch. This is How To Be A Footballer. Shall we? Can’t get enough of Crouch? Tune into That Peter Crouch Podcast on Radio 5 Live

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  • Språk:
  • Engelska
  • ISBN:
  • 9781785039782
  • Format:
  • Häftad
  • Sidor:
  • 304
  • Utgiven:
  • 30 Maj 2019
  • Mått:
  • 196x128x20 mm.
  • Vikt:
  • 224 g.
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Leveranstid: 4-7 vardagar
Förväntad leverans: 8 April 2024

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**Winner of the 2018 Telegraph Sports Book Awards Sports Bestseller of the Year**''Very funny on almost every page, wonderfully self-deprecating and very sharp on the ludicrous behaviour of the modern player'' - Sunday Times

''The funniest man in British sport'' - Metro

Featured on BBC Radio 2 with Chris Evans
You become a footballer because you love football. And then you are a footballer, and you’re suddenly in the strangest, most baffling world of all. A world where one team-mate comes to training in a bright red suit with matching top-hat, cane and glasses, without any actual glass in them, and another has so many sports cars they forget they have left a Porsche at the train station. Even when their surname is incorporated in the registration plate.
So walk with me into the dressing-room, to find out which players refuse to touch a football before a game, to discover why a load of millionaires never have any shower-gel, and to hear what Cristiano Ronaldo says when he looks at himself in the mirror.
We will go into post-match interviews, make fools of ourselves on social media and try to ensure that we never again pay £250 for a haircut that should have cost a tenner. We’ll be coached and cajoled by Harry Redknapp, upset Rafa Benitez and be soothed by the sound of an accordion played by Sven-Goran Eriksson’s assistant Tord Grip. There will be some very bad music and some very bad decisions.
I am Peter Crouch. This is How To Be A Footballer. Shall we?
Can’t get enough of Crouch? Tune into That Peter Crouch Podcast on Radio 5 Live

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