How to Marry Friedrich Neitzsche

So, you have a fancy for Friedrich Neitzsche? ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
That is alright. In the grand scheme of things, in all of wonderful wonderfulness of life itself, in all the majesty of life, one person stands out from them all-Friedrich Neitzsche.
Friedrich Neitzsche is the most cute, most adorable, most fanciful German Philosopher of them all. He is handsome, lovable, unique, and tickles the fancy of man and woman alike.
Some people may think they are an awful, ruthless German Philosopher, but you know better. Deep down in your heart of hearts, the German Philosopher makes you giddy inside. A horrible tyrant?! No, he is darn cute.
You have probably developed a fancy, starting in your early, formative years, for the wonderful cute one who is Friedrich Neitzsche. A sociopath? A cunning creature? A monster? Nah.
Friedrich Neitzsche is your future spouse, and you're hard pressed on making it so.
In How to Marry Friedrich Neitzsche: A Complete Guide to Marrying the World's Most Adorable Man, you will find a tailor-made solution to the question "How Do I Marry Such A Lovable Creature?" (A time machine may be necessary.)