How to Marry Tupac

So, you have a fancy for Tupac? ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
That is alright. In the grand scheme of things, in all of the wonderful wonderfulness of life itself, in all the majesty of life, one person stands out from them all-Tupac. Tupac is the most cute, most adorable, most fanciful Great American Rapper of them all. He is handsome, lovable, unique, and tickles the fancy of man and woman alike.
Some people may think they are an awful, ruthless Great American Rapper, but you know better. Deep down in your heart of hearts, the Great American Rapper makes you giddy inside. A horrible tyrant?! No, he is darn cute.
You have probably developed a fancy, starting in your early, formative years, for the wonderful cute one who is Tupac. A sociopath? A cunning creature? A monster? Nah.
Tupac is your future spouse, and you're hard-pressed on making it so.
In How to Marry Tupac: A Complete Guide to Marrying the World's Most Adorable Man, you will find a tailor-made solution to the question "How Do I Marry Such A Lovable Creature?" (A time machine may be necessary.)