My Guy Problem

Dear Lydia, I need help with my neighbor.She doesn't like me, but I can't stop thinking about having sex with her. Half of me wants to fuck her, and the other half wants to choke her. Or choke her while I fuck her.How do I put her out of my mind?Sincerely, Guy Problems Who's Lydia? That's me, an advice columnist. Who's Guy Problems? My sexy neighbor (hiding behind his computer screen). What's the problem? I need his help. Even though he's the last person I want to ask. Guy Problems is about to become my guy problem.