The last two boyfriends have been a bit of a disappointment. The latest one is on his way out. He's been a bit too presuming, expecting me to do stuff, when I didn't want to.
The word on the street is that he's been putting one up local slut, Susan Gallacher. Not that I can trust what they say on Snapchat. They often like to wind you up.
If I asked him he would deny it of course.
He'd say "Who's that Susan Gallacher? Don't know her."
You can never trust a guy when it comes to other women.
So, I'm going to have some fun of my own.
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