The Catastrophic Christmas Party

Christmas time is supposed to be fun, right? Parties, presents and time with the ones you love is all part of the holiday season. A time to relax, have a party and get all your fun in before the year ends. Well -- for me, Christmas is more of a minefield. I'm Evan and I have to navigate this more closely than I have to for anything else. My whammy -- the collective bad luck I seem to bestow on unwilling people -- goes into overdrive from the stress of the season. It gets so bad that things fall apart around me without my wanting it. All I want is to get through these two weeks and survive the holidays. Santa, Schadenfreude, and Sugar cookies -- ho, ho, ho indeed.