Toxic Chemistry

You could take the witch out of the swamp, but you couldn't take the swamp out of the witch. Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess who lived in a magical bayou-just kidding. I was a far cry from royalty. Let's just say, my bloodline was more Addams Family than royal family-but that magic part was true. With a notorious voodoo queen and a witch doctor as my parents, my family had more skeletons in its closet than NOLA's North Side Skull and Bone Gang. I was a broke waitress with certain "gifts" I'd like to return. Being normal wasn't on the menu for a genetically cursed country girl like me. When a tall, dark, and handsome man offered to whisk me away to a life of luxury, who was I to argue? He wined and dined me until I was one greasy po'boy away from a heart attack. But things quickly went south when his idea of romance was volunteering me to participate in his latest deadly experiment. I went from swamp rat to lab rat, and things really started sizzling when I met Finn, the mysterious research assistant. That nerdy virgin made my mouth dry and my panties wetter than last season's hurricane. I thought he wanted me for my body, but turned out, it was for my blood. Lucky for him, it took a lot more than things that went bump in the night to scare me away. As we said in New Orleans, Laissez les bons temps rouler! And I was ready to let the good times roll!